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David "Dave" Lister, (both Sr. & Jr.), commonly referred to simply as Lister, is a fictional character from the British science fiction situation comedy Red Dwarf, portrayed by Craig Charles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Dave Lister
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is that Dave Lister? -- 7amkickoff
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"Don't give me any of that 'Star Trek' crap. It's too early in the morning." - Dave Lister -- James A. Chappell
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Has a look of the opening of Red Dwarf so that must be Dave Lister? -- Martin Richmond
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Dave Lister on the Radio, big pie in the oven, German beer in the fridge, why is life so god dam good? -- Trefor Tamblyn-Hill
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666/B- In the event of an attack we have a biological defense at our disposal....Dave Lister's Socks -- Alt Lexington
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ha ha. You and Dave Lister. Listen to your confidence and not your paranoia. -- Constant Thought
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Unless you're Dave Lister, in which case it's lightly curried kippers, a glass of chilled vindaloo sauce and a sense of needing the toilet! -- Red Dwarf Kryten
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Who's that kid w/ A Grande? Dave Lister's son? -- Congolia (shamed)
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A chicken vindaloo "Dave Lister" style? -- Matt Neigel
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Did you mean "Dave Lister"? -- Rossy
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INCOMPLETE LIST OF POSSIBLE DAVIDS FOR LABOUR LEADER: David Bowie, David Cross, Dave Matthews, David Mitchell, Dave Lister -- Ol' Jonny Business
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Peter Capaldi was Dave Lister in a past life, what with all the curries and lagers he used to have. -- Rachel Talbot
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twice, I also ate food from the floor earlier. I'm a bit like Dave Lister :/ -- Bill Thompson
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(Dave lister). Look forward to it. Been a red dwarf fan for years -- Edward vard romanski
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"Dave Lister - Smartest Guy Around" -- Paul (Official)
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No you can't! poppadoms poppadoms If you have to get an accent stuck in your head, you could do better than Dave Lister. -- Susan Burns
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If you have to get an accent stuck in your head, you could do better than Dave Lister. -- Matt DeNoto
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Can I eat a curry in the bath? Is that an ok thing to do on a Saturday night? Or is it a bit too Dave Lister? -- Kat-Lady
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Sometimes me conscience sounds like Dave Lister. He talks incessantly. I quite love it when it isn't maddening. -- Integgroll
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Poslední dva týdny iju jako Dave Lister. -- Badalamdabad
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To refer back to your original comment then, it's only Dave Lister-ish if you have a specific curry outfit! :-) -- Vince.
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I always felt I had a chance with Clare Grogan. Like I was a prototype Dave Lister -- The Dandy Highwayman
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Careful or Dave Lister might show up wanting some :) -- Kyle Cook
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ZOMG! Dave Lister (Craig Charles) is on -- Russell Downs
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Shame Craig Charles left Always been a Dave Lister fan and unlike Gemma he has a very valid reason to leave -- West 93
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Ive been afraid to watch red dwarf bc of my childhood crush on dave lister (idk either) but i JUST realized miqote are basically the cat -- tickety boo
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I'm sad that he is probably leaving IACGMOOH. But for a real cause, not not being able to hack it -- B-ry
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Why is no one rescuing Craig Charles?? I'd love to have Dave Lister in my camp. -- Chris ☦
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come on dave lister use your charm and do it for , Craig Charles, U r the last human alive, so u must win -- charlie O
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It really upsets me that Craig Charles isnt Dave Lister -- jack
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Felt a bit sad to read an article on the celebrity jungle thing say Craig Charles is most famous for Coronation Street. He's Dave Lister! -- David Puckridge
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Craig Charles is going to turn into Dave Lister on -- Lucy Ashton
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he isn't a funny as I remember him. -- David MacLarty
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Only reason I am watching I'm a celebrity this year is cause of Craig Charles. Gotta love Dave Lister! -- Matt
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What the fuck is Dave Lister doing on this -- AntMack
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I know who he is, and that's it! -- ©
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Dave Lister AKA Craig Charles is in the jungle! This will be the first time in years I've seen I'm a Celebrity. He's got to win! -- Earo
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Dave lister... last human being.. last seen on now in Australia with a load of cunts.. Dave. .. why? -- MC Burp
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The only person I've heard of is Craig Charles, or as I will refer to him as hence forth, Dave Lister. -- holly.
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He is on From being trapped in deep space to being trapped in a jungle! -- Chocolate Hero
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Can't believe he is on it. -- Jill
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Dave Lister being in "I'm A Celebrity..." is unfair. The man only has 3 working
taste buds left after all... -- Opus Fluke
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I've said this before and I will say it again - he is the coolest man who ever lived. -- Jöseph Chapman
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I've reached level of playing guitar: Dave Lister -- Alteregoista.
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Name? Dave Lister.
Occupation? ....Bum. -- Chris T.
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Spacetime does not exist below Planck scale. That's how Dave Lister survived 3 million years without change in Red Dwarf's stasis chamber. -- John Walling
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There's something about Shrek that really reminds me of Dave Lister as a character?? -- brosie bru(h)ssell ⚡
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That moment when you realize Niner is practically Dave Lister from Red Dwarf. -- Toby Keddie
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Mocha with curry paste. The Dave Lister -- old soul
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Dave Lister will always be my dream guy -- Emily Skipp
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