Dave Lister

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David "Dave" Lister, (both Sr. & Jr.), commonly referred to simply as Lister, is a fictional character from the British science fiction situation comedy Red Dwarf, portrayed by Craig Charles.
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  • 5 star rating is that Dave Lister? --
  • 3 star rating "Don't give me any of that 'Star Trek' crap. It's too early in the morning." - Dave Lister --
  • 4 star rating Has a look of the opening of Red Dwarf so that must be Dave Lister? --
  • 2 star rating Dave Lister on the Radio, big pie in the oven, German beer in the fridge, why is life so god dam good? --
  • 2 star rating 666/B- In the event of an attack we have a biological defense at our disposal....Dave Lister's Socks --
  • 3 star rating ha ha. You and Dave Lister. Listen to your confidence and not your paranoia. --
  • 5 star rating Unless you're Dave Lister, in which case it's lightly curried kippers, a glass of chilled vindaloo sauce and a sense of needing the toilet! --
  • 5 star rating Who's that kid w/ A Grande? Dave Lister's son? --
  • 5 star rating A chicken vindaloo "Dave Lister" style? --
  • 5 star rating Did you mean "Dave Lister"? --
  • 1 star rating INCOMPLETE LIST OF POSSIBLE DAVIDS FOR LABOUR LEADER: David Bowie, David Cross, Dave Matthews, David Mitchell, Dave Lister --
  • 2 star rating Peter Capaldi was Dave Lister in a past life, what with all the curries and lagers he used to have. --
  • 3 star rating twice, I also ate food from the floor earlier. I'm a bit like Dave Lister :/ --
  • 4 star rating (Dave lister). Look forward to it. Been a red dwarf fan for years --
  • 5 star rating "Dave Lister - Smartest Guy Around" --
  • 1 star rating No you can't! poppadoms poppadoms If you have to get an accent stuck in your head, you could do better than Dave Lister. --
  • 3 star rating If you have to get an accent stuck in your head, you could do better than Dave Lister. --
  • 2 star rating Can I eat a curry in the bath? Is that an ok thing to do on a Saturday night? Or is it a bit too Dave Lister? --
  • 5 star rating Sometimes me conscience sounds like Dave Lister. He talks incessantly. I quite love it when it isn't maddening. --
  • 5 star rating Poslední dva týdny iju jako Dave Lister. --
  • 1 star rating To refer back to your original comment then, it's only Dave Lister-ish if you have a specific curry outfit! :-) --
  • 3 star rating I always felt I had a chance with Clare Grogan. Like I was a prototype Dave Lister --
  • 4 star rating Careful or Dave Lister might show up wanting some :) --
  • 5 star rating ZOMG! Dave Lister (Craig Charles) is on --
  • 2 star rating Shame Craig Charles left Always been a Dave Lister fan and unlike Gemma he has a very valid reason to leave --
  • 5 star rating Ive been afraid to watch red dwarf bc of my childhood crush on dave lister (idk either) but i JUST realized miqote are basically the cat --
  • 3 star rating I'm sad that he is probably leaving IACGMOOH. But for a real cause, not not being able to hack it --
  • 5 star rating Why is no one rescuing Craig Charles?? I'd love to have Dave Lister in my camp. --
  • 2 star rating come on dave lister use your charm and do it for , Craig Charles, U r the last human alive, so u must win --
  • 4 star rating It really upsets me that Craig Charles isnt Dave Lister --
  • 5 star rating Felt a bit sad to read an article on the celebrity jungle thing say Craig Charles is most famous for Coronation Street. He's Dave Lister! --
  • 4 star rating Craig Charles is going to turn into Dave Lister on --
  • 5 star rating he isn't a funny as I remember him. --
  • 5 star rating Only reason I am watching I'm a celebrity this year is cause of Craig Charles. Gotta love Dave Lister! --
  • 5 star rating What the fuck is Dave Lister doing on this --
  • 5 star rating I know who he is, and that's it! --
  • 1 star rating Dave Lister AKA Craig Charles is in the jungle! This will be the first time in years I've seen I'm a Celebrity. He's got to win! --
  • 2 star rating Dave lister... last human being.. last seen on now in Australia with a load of cunts.. Dave. .. why? --
  • 2 star rating The only person I've heard of is Craig Charles, or as I will refer to him as hence forth, Dave Lister. --
  • 3 star rating He is on From being trapped in deep space to being trapped in a jungle! --
  • 5 star rating Can't believe he is on it. --
  • 1 star rating Dave Lister being in "I'm A Celebrity..." is unfair. The man only has 3 working taste buds left after all... --
  • 3 star rating I've said this before and I will say it again - he is the coolest man who ever lived. --
  • 5 star rating I've reached level of playing guitar: Dave Lister --
  • 5 star rating Name? Dave Lister. Occupation? ....Bum. --
  • 5 star rating Spacetime does not exist below Planck scale. That's how Dave Lister survived 3 million years without change in Red Dwarf's stasis chamber. --
  • 3 star rating There's something about Shrek that really reminds me of Dave Lister as a character?? --
  • 3 star rating That moment when you realize Niner is practically Dave Lister from Red Dwarf. --
  • 5 star rating Mocha with curry paste. The Dave Lister --
  • 5 star rating Dave Lister will always be my dream guy --

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