Dave Barry

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• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Dave Barry -- CJ Wiffer
• "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." ~Dave Barry -- Jiti Kalsi
• Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry -- I Dig The Yankees
• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.Dave Barry -- Fashion Girl
• I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. - Dave Barry -- david cordick
• MEGAHERTZ: This is a really, really big hertz.-Dave Barry -- Jerome Cropsey
• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry -- Shopinlagos
• There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. Dave Barry -- Fashion Quotes
• The one thing that unites all human beings... is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. Dave Barry -- Rallye Master
• Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. - Dave Barry -- Irish Guys
• "Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing." - Dave Barry -- Ruthanne Reid
• Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Dave Barry ( -- Chris Mac
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry -- Paul
• Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, "What -- Umesh Sandhu
• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry -- fashion blog
• To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent, ~Dave Barry -- Gienka Joskowitz
• The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins, ~Dave Barry -- Shan Kubicek
• Magnetism is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators, ~Dave Barry | -- Inghart Margaret
• "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." Dave Barry -- Cory Booker
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn" -- Aimee Pilz
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Dave Barry -- MG
• "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."~Dave Barry -- Patrick S. Pearce
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. -Dave Barry -- Lucky Giveaways
• Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. ~ Dave Barry -- chocodot hazet
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ~Dave Barry -- Quote Gifts
• Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry -- Faith Vonstaden
• "I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care." - Dave Barry -- Dicky Rachman
• Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. -Dave Barry 0 -- Charles Darwin
• The metric system didn't really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry -- Roz Russell
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. Dave Barry ha! Used to b litmus test 4 me when dating long ago -- Susan Hobbins
• " The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry" -- Best Fashion Quotes
• "There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'" Dave Barry -- Raul Gutierrez S.
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." - Dave Barry -- Vivienne Sullivan
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Dave Barry -- Kat Straub
• Dave Barry always makes me laugh, "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." -- Rita Keller
• The one thing that unites all human beings...is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. Dave Barry -- Barbara Frank
• "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person" - Dave Barry......I pay attention to everything -- AshBashRaeRaeBoo ❤
• Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. - Dave Barry -- IrishPub
• The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry -- CoachTube.com
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ~Dave Barry -- GourmetItalian.com
• The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. Dave Barry -- Melissa McCann
• >Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.< - Dave Barry -- Flyin18T
• A person who is nice 2 U but rude 2 the waiter is not a nice person." -Dave Barry -- ContessaNiemann
• The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry -- Sporting Titans
• It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry -- Quotes & think
• Dave Barry~ What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Carmina Overweg
• Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry -- Life Vibe
• Dave Barry on modern parenting: eliminate all risk so human life will last as long as humanly possible no matter how tedious it gets. -- pamper play
• ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry) -- Philip.D.Conrad
• Don't be boring. Don't assume every thought u have is fascinating to others. Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading. DAVE BARRY -- Jon Winokur

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