Dave Allen

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is taking the press conference. -- Andrew McGahon
• Black Balloons at Bloomfield Rd.... Is dave allen in charge at Blackpool.???? -- John Hawksworth
• "Who the hell taped that banana to my board? That is banana abuse!" ~Dave Allen -- wanderlust
• [skints self buying Dave Allen's old leather chair] *swirls scotch* *puffs cig* funny how women have so much trouble pooping -- Dude Inedible
• All this talk of empty seats is deflecting from how good Roma actually played and Dave Allen taking both of his top strikers off ! -- Vinny Dowdall
• Dave Allen: "if you don't pay attention to what has your attention, it'll take more of your attention than it deserves." So, how's my clock? -- Flavor Flavictivity
• is attending SQLSaturday - Minnesota 2014 -- PASS SQLSaturday
• Best advice from world of comedy you can give a public speaker is "copy Dave Allen". Perfect delivery. Nobody ever said "copy Basil Fawlty" -- Stuart Crow
• Dave Allen was right about getting old! Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted is on Eastenders and I'm thinking "Shit! I fancy her!" -- Richard Eckley
• Great find! Dave Allen at Large is on YouTube! -- Robert Davisson
• To misquote Dave Allen: goodnight and may your god go away and hopefully let you come to the conclusion that violence is fucking wrong. -- Angry Exile
• "What I envy the young is their energy" - Dave Allen. I'm 41 and know the feeling. -- Richard Gadsden
• Chris Turner's radio interview re the FA decision today is his Gerald Ratner moment. If I was Dave Allen I'd be fuming -- Tim Chambers
• Formerly VP of Sales & Marketing, he is new Prez at Auto Club Speedway. Former Prez, Gillian Zucker is now with LA Clippers. -- NASCAR Fan4Racing
• Dave Allen who WAS Auto Club Speedway VP of Sales & Marketing is new track president. Side note: Old pres Zucker left for LA Clippers gig -- Captain Thunder
• I did a really good comment joke about Dave Allen the other day and I'm still pretty smug about it. Even though nobody seemed to care. -- Gareth
• Goodnight, and in the words of the late and very great Dave Allen, May your God go with you. X -- Anthony Hamilton
• I am determined that my children shall be brought up in my own religion... if they can ever figure out which one it is. - Dave Allen -- William Uchtman
• Being a catholic I never thought Dave Allen should be killed for making hilarious sketches at the expense of the catholic church. -- joseph supple
• Good job he isn't here to speak )) -- Lakeslandlord
• Did I hear right? The is running scared of upsetting Islam? My good god what would Dave Allen of made of this? -- Roy Julian
• If religious humour is worth killing for then it's a wonder Dave Allen lived as long as he did -- Gary
• People are marvellous. I'd draw the line at politicians, I don't consider them as people, but in general I'm very fond of people. Dave Allen -- Nick Wall
• No I will never tell no how I did not lose my finger I'm just relieved he is dead -- denosocks
• Blackpool chairman suing a fan. That'll sound very familiar to any fan. What a prick Dave Allen was/is! -- Paul Cooke
• Watching Dave Allen at Christmas I'd forgotten his humour against Catholics was so to the bone he wasn't killed for it -- Chris Canty
• Anyone else think Karl Oyston is ridiculously similar to Dave Allen? I mean he's suing a fan now! -- Adam Allcroft
• "A very important part of the Irish way of life is death." Dave Allen -- Joe Cushnan
• So odd there are now TWO Popes, essentially. What would Dave Allen have made of it, I wonder? 'What did one pope say to the other pope?' -- Jane Holland
• Ah, the wonderful Dave Allen being played on Radio 1.A smile to replace the annoyance, frustration,anger +wind.( wind not Me wind) -- Handsome Jim
• Dillian whyte vs Dave Allen! Some great fights being made at the moment -- Jake Anthony
• Dillian Whyte vs he is a fight I can't wait for -- James Sweetnam
• There is a heaven for atheists. Nobody's there but there is one. -Dave Allen -- Atheist Khan
• Ashley Carson has confirmed at the AGM that he is looking to sell the club. Potential buyers will be spoken to. -- Chesterfield FC
• Hope so mate, enjoy buddy -- Chris
• So they serve beer in the hold?? you fool -- Barry Edwards
• Typical.The first decent Saturday we've had in weeks in terms of the weather and the golf course is closed! -- Dave Allen
• Dave Allen quote about "Getting things done isn't about getting things done - it's being 'Appropriately Engaged" -- Gerrard Goodman
• Off the line! Once again, Hartley are denied on the goal line. This time he is back to head the ball away powerfully. -- The Stags Voice
• What is wrong about Spotify | Dave Allen -- Alterego_Ebooks
• it was the between the legs which is not allowed -- Mark Crossfield
• Simon Lee and Sam Tipper come into midfield after being subs in the last match, combi left back Dave Allen makes 1st start for the 1st team -- Douglas & District
• In my heart, Dave Allen the guidance counselor is proof that Love takes place in the third-person. -- @adriennelaf_ebx
• I bet he is overcome with excitement Davie.... -- Dave Walsh
• Is it a comeback? As it is I agree with you however as there is some serious talent right now. -- LeftyGolf
• yes very lucky, tomorrow with some mates from then winter league Sunday -- Andrew Y Johnston
• Remember when we were so skint that Dave Allen bought us Adam Proudlock... memories eh! -- Nathan Angus
• Dave Allen with money is Chansiri Fuck off ya crazy dictator. -- Elliot
• Is it really a Sky PPV if he isn't on the card? -- David Lee
• Aiden Gillen's Dave Allen sounds very much like Aiden Gillen's Charlie Haughey and Aiden Gillen's Littlefinger. -- UinsionnMac

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