Dat Phan

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Dat Phan is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating In CA right now. --
  • 5 star rating is that your phone number? --
  • 3 star rating He is already dressed and ready for homecoming and is killin it in his snapchat story. --
  • 4 star rating Java Hut is sponsoring Dat Phan Live!!! Contact me for tickets. --
  • 5 star rating yeah bro --
  • 5 star rating Remember Dat Phan --
  • 5 star rating thanks for coming! --
  • 5 star rating Girl, you look good, won't you back Dat Phan up Call me Big Daddy when you back Dat Phan up Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back Dat Phan up --
  • 2 star rating Have you ever laughed so hard your ab muscles had a workout? Get those abs in shape w/ TOMORROW night! --
  • 5 star rating Butts are so fucking rad --
  • 1 star rating Saw u 1st on always enjoyed your bits; I still subconsciously (& consciously) use your retorts to my friends. --
  • 5 star rating Stand Up Comedy From Dat Phan --
  • 5 star rating Dat phan just stole a van --
  • 5 star rating Dat Phan got the van! --
  • 5 star rating Huh --
  • 5 star rating Monday --
  • 5 star rating you Da Man! --
  • 5 star rating Huh --
  • 2 star rating Earlier a dude told me "I'm a Bill Burr fan" then I said " I'm a Dat Phan" and he walked away so hard. --
  • 4 star rating Just got home from seeing the show Go check him out very funny. --
  • 5 star rating hi it's really me! Let's go to Asia! --
  • 5 star rating Wait...speaking of Last Comic, what is Dat Phan doing on an episode of Scorpion tonight? Still doing same accent he did thru entire season 1 --
  • 4 star rating Ken Jeong is Dat Phan if Dat Phan would've really made it --
  • 3 star rating We're dying for more everyday so count down from ten and jump when I say zero --
  • 2 star rating There's a chance I could win Crown merch so fuck yes I will gladly change my profile picture for that --
  • 3 star rating Jesus a Dat Phan reference then "gay of thrones" this.is.fucking.awesome --
  • 5 star rating Playwright-Director Dat Phan Live --
  • 2 star rating It's crazy to think that someone on this planet has probably said, "And this is my boyfriend, Dat Phan." --
  • 5 star rating People who say the Detroit Lions deserve to be in the playoffs are the same people who thought Dat Phan should have won Last Comic Standing. --
  • 3 star rating Come to WHHS tonight to see Dat Phan and some of the performing arts program perform!!! --
  • 2 star rating They flew El Chapo in to do a 10 min set before the inauguration, he's solid saw him open for Dat Phan once --
  • 3 star rating Congrats Dat Phan on second season of Crackles's StartUp!! Such a cool show! Excited! --
  • 5 star rating The whole "Dat Phan" situation is so stupid. It's like if Demi Lovato did a concert and all the money went to Toby Keith. Makes no sense. --
  • 3 star rating "All I'm saying is that it's 5:14 and Dat Phan's got one more minute left on his fame." SAVAGE --
  • 2 star rating Saw Fun flick. is credited as Bar Thug, which sounds more like a translation. Nice to see he found work. --
  • 5 star rating I am dat phan --
  • 2 star rating Watching Kong Skull Island and saw . (a great comic) fighting in a bar. Now I have to get the blu-ray. --
  • 5 star rating Dat Phan was in Kong, lol. --
  • 5 star rating hope hits you up to do a comedy special soon! --
  • 3 star rating On hosting the : I haven't seen someone this undeserving of a gig since Dat Phan. --
  • 5 star rating Every once in a while i think about dat phan the stand up comedian who obsessed over how each of his jokes were received, would keep --
  • 1 star rating Just wanted 2 say thank u 2 4 having me on his show today. So much fun, even if it turned into Oprah's book club, but with dudes. --
  • 4 star rating Losing to he is something that you never get over. --
  • 2 star rating I sooooo wish I could be there to see you. Meet you. & Support you. Ur awesome. Do ur thing Dat. :) --
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  • 3 star rating Ralphie's death is so sad, he is having a trouble writing a bit about his Vietnamese mother . --
  • 5 star rating Technically he is still standing... --
  • 5 star rating Dat Phan doesn't seem so bad any more eh? --
  • 5 star rating Do you have to pay to go to your workshop? --
  • 3 star rating it's been more than a decade, and I still haven't forgotten about your "don't waste my time" joke --

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