Darren Trumeter

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Darren is the coolest doll licker, GFY. And the hog on that man is legendary. -- awanker89
• I know Darren Trumeter from uuhhh I think I have the best for you rather than the actual writing for pointers and I think BBC is that a thing I yeah I don't think so but.jhghu -- Jgffgu huiug
• I know Darren Trumeter from wkuk.and from the best dreams I have at night -- Hellowhatisupdawg
• I know Darren Trumeter from WKUK. he's an absolutely sexy man, how can you not have a crush on Darren Trumeter -- Kz
• I know Darren Trumeter from whitest kids u know I don’t have. Crush on him -- Molly zarhha
• Know him from whitest kids u know. And he’s the hottest one of the troupe. And prettiest girl ;) -- Alina
• you guys honestly never disappoint. We all had a great time. Even with that weird podcast. -- Molly wkuk
• AWESOME week of shows & a pleasure working w WKUK! Thanks again!! view -- brett schmidt
• Gonna see you guys 2night. Can't wait! Spot me all the lyrics to God Wants You To Wear a Hat? -- Dana Robinson
• Thanks Dana! Hope to see you at Stanford's again soon! -- Stanford and Sons
• Hey Im sorry for touching your junk... I'm not gay I'm just retarded. view -- bensnp1
• Thanks for hanging around and saying hi after the show last night. view -- Rex Gronkowski
• The debate last Tuesday i guess -- Trevor Moore
• LOL SAM -- td
• Got to see an awesome show last night and met and thanks guys! view -- Mead D'Amore
• my boyfriend, Christian, is a huge fan of yours. It's his 18th birthday soon, would you mind wishing him a happy birthday? -- Mel
• He is just tiny Bo Burnham. True or false? -- DanielPlainview'sASS
• just met your mom & she was such a doll :) excited to hear that you're touring & still writing & hope to catch a show soon -- cboley
• um me obviously, i can't wait to get into an argument with you in front of everyone -- karina andrea
• sounds like a good time -- Reverend Seeth
• pick you up at 8 on NYE! -- Orla
• eh.. Seems to hyped. Count me out. -- Tanner
• follow for follow -- ♔!M KING B♔
• or his doppelgänger had me slice a loaf of sourdough at Whole Foods Glen Mills the other day. Handsome bastard. -- Irene
• And now there's and I'm realizing how much I miss WKUK. I just clapped and yelled "whoop" at my TV when Darren came out. -- Miranda Gray
• Darren Trumeter -- Annie
• hey are you still doing comedy? -- james aaron wheeler
• Literally asthmatic from laughing so hard at and -- abbey chiavario
• Joker from Full Metal Jacket will forever remind me of you :) -- broke-ass mary
• Hi Darren, this is your doctor. I'm concerned about the shape of your asshole. Please make an appointment. -- Zatom
• what time were u born? -- volcano girl☁️
• Soñé con mi vecino vestido de mujer, lo cual en parte no me sorprende porque es un calco de Darren Trumeter y él se la pasa vestido de mina. -- Linsy Lojan
• everyone will think they accidentally switched the channel... how devious :] -- Samuel
• No llego a ver bien al chico que canta, pero lo imagino como a Yokc -- florencia
• Jesus Christ, can we get a sneak peek at this comment already!? -- Michael Musson
• was always the best whitest kid -- Neely O' Hara
• The more I watch the Slow Jerk, the more I'm convinced that you're the best actor ever! Fantastic work!!! -- LaceyB
• I haven t had to give my cat a hair cut yet and it s been 13 years. What the fuck is going on? -- Darren Trumeter
• new york....what a town. -- FreeCandy44
• You're awesome. -- D1NN3R 340
• please comment more. I miss you -- Nathaπ
• "Get the fuck out of our secret base" - -- Monty
• psoriasis jars moste likely -- Jessica williams
• . Are you still alive? -- Theresa Bagley
• He is an extremely hot woman -- fluffhead
• Darren are u the white boy on the blackest kids u know or the black in the Mexicans we know? either way, let's get high? -- Mason Tice
• I geeked at work because of this! XD -- Krung Stoke
• To vendo a audição fake do darren pra miss march e I LOVE DARREN TRUMETER -- kylø remø
• Can we get a paternity test? I just want to make sure -- Neighbor James
• I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSS -- alice ass

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