Darren Bent

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• So Darren Bent wernt at the park today -- O'Donnell
• Mental that we are being linked with a return for Darren Bent -- Martyn
• Borini then aspas now balotelli can't wait to see who Brendan gets next summer Darren Bent springs to mind we have so many duds already -- same old story
• Darren bent is shit waste on £24m shocking player for last 3 years -- DelphJnr(16)Avfc
• Darren Bent looks like the kid in the playground who wants to play but doesn't really know what to do. -- The Holte
• I've seen Aston Villa come from this in the past. he is an issue. -- - Mature Gambino -
• I take it he is sponsored by McDonalds? The size of him! Embarrassing!!! -- Asa Clark
• No escaping it: he is looking "heavier". -- Miguel Delaney
• IF Saido leaves in Jan, Darren Bent as his replacement? Knows where the goal is. -- Nathan
• Claridge really laying into Darren Bent's apparent weight game. LOLZ. -- Steve Rich
• Woah Darren bent is so fat already -- Ivan Lim †
• The Sky Sports guests covering the Champs League draw is a right mess Moyes, Darren Bent & Chris Kirkland -- Danny
• This game is crying out for someone like Darren bent to come off the bench -- Baldfellacraig
• Is Lukaku the worst signing since Darren Bent? -- Sam Bagnall
• sign Chris Herd on loan, The same Chris Herd who had to take time off as he was so distraught that Darren Bent shagged his girlfriend -- Josh Devaughan
• Darren Bent's iPhone isn't working. Big news. -- Messi Minutes
• Say what you want about Darren Bent being a money grabbing mercenary, but at least he didn't murder anyone -- A Love Supreme
• Today's news, Moyes "not qualifying for the Champions League is irrelevant, transfer targets want to join them"That Darren Bent gets about -- Chris Davis
• Scott Parker is back for as is Darren Bent. Dan Burn and Giorgos Karagounis. Mitroglou is still out vs -- Lyall Thomas
• So Man Utd don't need Champs League Football to sign their targets. So I'm guessing these targets are Darren Bent and Wes Brown lol -- Hangar18
• Looking for a traditional poacher? Bit like Darren bent knows where the net is? -- 50!
• For example, with Benteke out until October and Kozak similar, we NEED a striker. Darren Bent in my eyes is the easy choice. -- Connor
• So wer already being linked with Darren bent!???? Wer going backwards. -- #Hampton QPR
• If Fulham stay up he is set to leave the club this summer. QPR and Crystal Palace are two likely destinations. -- Michael QPR Dalmedo
• I'm 'hearing' that too: he is on-loan at Fulham. -- Seb
• And HBA show what a bad man manager he is. He cant be trusted with transfers, he wanted to sign Darren Bent and play him as a no.10 last... -- Andrew Younger
• Moyes is looking to have an upfront 3 of Ashley Young,Robbie Keane & Darren Bent. Moyes said, he likes players that are young keen & bent -- Manny K
• Cauley Woodrow (former Southend loanee, 2 goals in 18 games) is keeping Darren Bent out of Fulham's starting line-up. That must hurt -- Paul Fuller
• Is darren Bent out shopping in the bullring today -- Darren Russon
• If you're talking about journey men in football, Darren bent is the equivalent of Christopher Columbus -- Stuart kerr
• Darren Bent and Felix Magath have different ideas of what being full fit is? What a shocker. -- Sam Cox
• Fulham forward Kostas Mitroglou remains sidelined and Villa loanee Darren Bent is ineligible to face his parent club. -- LordWilsonVilla
• Appalling. Silva is so far offside you could park Darren Bent's arse in between him and the last defender. And that is tricky. -- Will
• Jay Rodriguez out for the World Cup by the looks of things... he is our saviour! -- Dom Webster
• Some people actually think Darren bent Is playing today -- Daniel Chinn
• Is Darren Bent playing today? Does he ever play? -- Lee
• He is Felix Magath's son's favourite player? Oh god. -- Deano
• I wonder if Darren Bent has got a nice little shopping trip planned for today while the game is on -- Robert
• Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert says there is no way back for striker Darren Bent who is currently on loan at Fulham, despite ..... -- Jordan Hackett
• Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert says there is no way back at the club for 30-year-old Darren Bent ... -- ☀flo pat☀
• Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert says there is no way back at the club for 30-year-old Darren Bent . -- WesternUg'zBiggest
• Magath denies rumours of rift. Fulham manager Felix Magath is adamant there has been no bust - up between himself & striker Darren Bent. -- National Banter
• Benteke out for 6 months so let recall Darren bent, one the best natural finishers in the game? Nah let's keep grant holt the fat cunt. -- Joshtimus Prime
• Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert says there is no way back at the club for 30-year-old Darren Bent - currently on loan at Fulham -- KAY
• I feel so sorry for Darren Bent he's talent is being wasted. -- Adam Heaphy
• He is still alive!!!! -- AS17
• What a waste he is sat on the bench every week -- Matty Gardner
• Darren Bent must have off the field issues. On the pitch, all he's ever done is bang goals.. -- Danny_F
• He is just chilling on that Aston Villa bench shaaaaa -- Elijah Pope
• Can we be sure that this isn't Darren Bent in a wig? -- Mr Omega 3

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