Daniel Descalso

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I imagine Skip Schumaker, Pete Kozma and Daniel Descalso all meeting up in a sad Redbird saloon. "Man those were the days." -- Dan Buffa
• They need to put a righty in so I can bring my power hitting lefty in. Daniel Descalso -- Mike Matheny
• Now playing 3B for the Daniel Descalso....which is what I'd like to hear. -- Dominic Genetti
• Is Daniel Descalso helping with positioning? -- Colt Hurst
• The Cardinals have made the NLCS in every season where Daniel Descalso had at least 50 regular season PAs. It is what it is. -- Njick
• He is a precious angel and you can't tell me other wise. -- Sarah Allen
• "Matheny is never afraid to hurt anyone's feelings" Allen Craig. Daniel Descalso. MARI ELLIS. Enough said. -- Michael Webb
• At least Mike knows he can't realistically say he is the one who sets the tone and get away with it. -- Bunnysuit.
• Mike Matheny makes these goofy lineups, that's not going to change. He likes Grichuk, I get that. He likes Daniel Descalso, so there. -- Donuts for Oscar
• Mike Trout s 2014 ALDS: 0.83/.267/.333 (1 HR/1 RBI). Daniel Descalso s 2012 NLDS: .316/.333/.684 (2 HR/6 RBI). Baseball is cruel. Go -- Matthew Kozey
• Audry Perez. Rafael Ortega James Ramsey. Tyrell Jenkins. Joe Kelly. Shelby Miller. Allen Craig. A.J. Pierzynski. Daniel Descalso. Mark Ellis -- Sean Wachdorff
• I love Mos move to get Heyward. But I will be extremely irritated if he is on the opening day roster ! -- Dana Smith
• Ty Kelly has commented a lot about Daniel Descalso in the past. -- John
• Ty Kelly replaces Mark Ellis and Dean Anna replaces Daniel Descalso. -- 134 Days
• Debatable: Ty Kelly being better than Matt Adams. Not debatable: Ty Kelly being better than Daniel Descalso. -- Nick
• Seems that Ty Kelly would be a Mark Ellis or Daniel Descalso replacement. Strictly a utility guy. -- Cardinals Baseball
• Ty Kelly becomes the 3rd UC-Davis alum in the Cards system, along with Daniel Descalso and UDFA David Popkins -- CardinalsFarm
• The Cardinals added by subtracting Shane Robinson. I hope Daniel Descalso and Tony Cruz are next. -- Jeremy Biggs
• Mike Matheny is crying and jerking off to Daniel Descalso highlights right now. -- nicole
• Daniel descalso and the cardinals are parting ways after being with them for so long -- Dave Mizell
• Sure the Jason Heyward trade was great, but I think the Cardinals best move so far this offseason is not bringing back Daniel Descalso. -- Brent Beall
• So upset that the Cardinals are trading Daniel Descalso -- Tay
• Daniel descalso is the man, going to miss him next season. -- Ian Borella
• I see that he is a free agent. He plays third and is a Bay Area guy. Could be a good fit. -- SF Disney Geek
• He is no longer a Cardinal. I feel like I'm more OK with that than MM is. -- Jamie Scott
• Daniel Descalso a possible fit for the NYY in need of infielders and he is a lefty hitter so the short porch in right may help his offense. -- Tyler Rodriguez
• Now that the Daniel Descalso era has apparently ended, I'll best wishes. And I hope my buddy Frank is holding it together -- BruceMBA
• While I completely understand and support the decision to non-tender Daniel Descalso, it is still hard to see a player leave. -- Closed for Winter
• Daniel Descalso's pretty much a given to be a Red, isn't he? -- Joel Luckhaupt
• So long Daniel Descalso. You'll be missed. -- Adam Levy
• Without Daniel Descalso, who is going to step up and ground out to short to end the Cardinals 2015 season? -- Jacob B
• Praise the good lord above. Daniel descalso is finally gone from the cardinals -- Jake Walters
• And more bad news Daniel Descalso didn't get a contract with the cardinals so brb gunna go cry -- Taylor Cathey✨
• He is a free agent!! Gonna miss DD -- Joseph Wierzbicki
• So long Daniel Descalso. You brought more than just a .245 average. You brought grit toughness and ONE HELL OF A HOMEMADE MOONSHINE -- FakeMikeMatheny
• Addendum to my earlier comment: he is also worse than Maicer Izturis. -- Ty Berry
• Fact: Daniel Descalso has phenomenal facial hair -- Ben
• Someone get me a Daniel Descalso fat head please. -- Kristen
• Playoff veteran Daniel Descalso brings depth, flexibility to Rockies' infield -- Alfonso Berg
• Giants defending champs, Dodgers and Padres adding mad talent and the Rockies are all herpppp derrrrrrp here's Daniel Descalso! -- Eric Neville
• Nothing says October baseball like Daniel Descalso. -- Will Petersen
• Hey guys... I know the Padres and Dodgers are making major moves to improve, but we just got Daniel Descalso!! -- The Counter Run
• Daniel Descalso has a good chance of breaking into our starting pitching rotation. -- Fake Dick Monfort
• Por 3.6 millones de dólares, Los Rockies de Colorado firmaron al utility Daniel Descalso -- Diario El Norte
• ¿Daniel descalso firmado por Colorado por 2 años? -- Krisbel
• sign INF Daniel Descalso to a 2-year deal. -- Jefferson Evans
• Daniel descalso blocked me too but he sux so who cares -- RIPOSCAR
• Hidden in the absurdity of that play is the fact that he is playing first base. -- Eric Garcia McKinley
• It's Daniel Descalso's BDay, and it just so happens that I have a post about him today. I think it's gonna be a banger. -- Jake Shapiro
• Daniel Descalso will lead it off in the bottom of the 11th against Darren Oliver -- Aaron Frey

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