Dani Alves

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(Famous from Playing in F.C.Barcelona)
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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Manchester United are favourites to sign Dani Alves next summer although he is thought to favour a move to Man City. (Source: Sunday Mirror) --
  • 5 star rating Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Arsenal target he is set to be offered a new contract at Barcelona (Mail) --
  • 1 star rating Éric Abidal: "My relationship with Dani (Alves) is deeper than friendship, when I had surgery, he offered to donate his liver." --
  • 1 star rating Manchester United are favourites to sign Dani Alves next summer although he is thought to favour a move to Man City. (Mirror) --
  • 3 star rating BIGGEST FUCKING STORM EVA!!! HOLY SHIT BALLS THIS IS SICK :D (I can hear 3 alarms going off) --
  • 5 star rating He is talking to Man United. --
  • 5 star rating He is a waste of money dread --
  • 1 star rating - i miss you and your lil dani Alves runs into the box during our games hmu when your gonna play somewhere so i can go --
  • 1 star rating All I want for Christmas is Reus or Immobile at Arsenal... Maybe Khedira and Dani Alves as well... but that's not gonna happen. --
  • 4 star rating Don't understand why he is constantly being linked with Chelsea --
  • 5 star rating Dani Alves' insta is what I live for --
  • 5 star rating My source in Manchester told me today that man united are going after Dani alves and Kevin strootman in January early talks so far. --
  • 5 star rating Do we really want Dani Personally I say no. --
  • 3 star rating Hoping all this dani alves speculations are false due to rafa being just as good. --
  • 2 star rating Sincerely I think age is catching up with Dani Alves and MUFC shouldn't bother bringing d guy to old Trafford --
  • 3 star rating Dani Alves and Rafinha start for Barça away to Apoel. Neymar is on the bench. --
  • 3 star rating Pique, Jordi Alba, and Dani Alves all nominated for the 2014 world XI. That is all --
  • 5 star rating Por mim vinha já! O Dani Alves está cada vez pior, se fossem só os cruzamentos desnecessários, mas está a baixar de rendimento em tudo --
  • 3 star rating Is there anything Dani Alves did yesterday that Pedro couldn't have done? --
  • 3 star rating Real talk: If he isn't the worst player in a Barça game, is it really a Barça game? --
  • 3 star rating He is becoming so shitty with his crosses, i wonder why we even signed Douglas --
  • 5 star rating 2. VAL well worthy of a point. Gomes, Negredo, DF good. Bravo& Pique best Barca players which is indicative of performance. Dani Alves awful --
  • 5 star rating I bet Valencia will be fined more for messi getting hit with a bottle of water than villareal were for dani alves being racially abused lol --
  • 5 star rating Id start any kid from La Masia over Dani Alves at this point. He is horrid. Fuckin horrid. Pique had an amazing game, Bravo was MOTM imo --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking atrocious --
  • 3 star rating Dani Alves. I just can't. I can't stand him. He is literally making my blood pressure go up. --
  • 5 star rating Is Dani Alves on the pitch? --
  • 3 star rating One problem with barca is the fact dani alves can't stay in his fucking position --
  • 5 star rating He is freaking bae --
  • 4 star rating He is absolute dog shit. Such a frustrating player to watch. --
  • 3 star rating Dani Alves should never play for Barcelona again. His time is up bro... --
  • 5 star rating He is a joke!!!! --
  • 3 star rating Dani alves is BY FAR the worst player on the Barcelona starting line up --
  • 5 star rating Dani Alves has gotten so suckish --
  • 5 star rating Dani alves is a bad player --
  • 5 star rating He is a mess --
  • 5 star rating He is pants! --
  • 5 star rating He is so useless --
  • 4 star rating He is so shit, he almost makes me thankful for Glen Johnson --
  • 5 star rating Dani alves is playing like shit --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking shit --
  • 5 star rating He is washed. --
  • 5 star rating Dani alves is just an average player now --
  • 5 star rating He is shit --
  • 5 star rating I love Dani Alves, been huge at Barca. But if a Vermaelen replacement is allowed it has to be a top class right-back --
  • 3 star rating I would have seriously subed Dani alves with Pedro thats how awful alves has been --
  • 5 star rating Dani alves is the worst right back I've ever seen --
  • 5 star rating So over Dani Alves. --
  • 2 star rating Quase Dani Alves acerta o cruzamento, só faltou chegar na cabeça de um dos jogadores do Barcelona. --
  • 5 star rating He isn't making things better for Barca rn --

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