Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dan Dierdorf I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Dan Dierdorf
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Should call your bad nfl opinion haver list the Dan Dierdorf Memorial Bad NFL Opinion Haver List. And yeah, I know he isn't dead -- Stephanie Stradley
- Greg Gumble with Trent Green is only an upgrade because Green is not Dan Dierdorf -- Ryan Mavity
- but its not dan dierdorf so -- soul goblin
- So happy he is retired -- Andrew Frank
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he is becoming Harry Doyle from Best thing we've got going.
view -- Dan Retherford
- Worst since last week. MT Dan Dierdorf: "This is one of the worst offensive performances by a Michigan team I've ever seen." -- Curtis
- Miller is an idiot. The Dan Dierdorf of golf. -- CBC
- Dan Dierdorf? Is he even alive? Kris Collinsworth is pretty bad also -- Jared Larson
- Dan Dierdorf on Durkin: "No surprise from people who were around him that he's a one and done...Has an infectious personality." -- KO
- Solomon Wilcots might just be worse than Dan Dierdorf. Illuminate the obvious pal. -- Comfort Assassin
- I miss Dan Dierdorf -- Erie Doctrine
- The last time Army beat Navy, Dick Enberg and Dan Dierdorf called the game on CBS. -- Ken Fang
- Sitting at a table that Dan Dierdorf and Jim Brandstatter sat in. This is awesome -- Evan Gerstein
- David Pollack is Dan Dierdorf incarnated...terrible announcer -- Stephen
- Dan Dierdorf commends how hard it was for Michigan players to "turn around a culture" this season. -- Derick Hutchinson
- Dan Dierdorf just tried to make a Steve Harvey joke, swing and a miss -- Tyler Wied
- I'd vote for him so I can't really be black or gold and I'm a better analyst than Dan Dierdorf. -- DannyBot® 4000™
- Dan Dierdorf -- Amalia Putri
- Dan Dierdorf -- Google Plusing
- Right now i'd probably give my left nut for prime Dan Dierdorf -- Devine
- Actor-turned-Congressman-turned-radio host Fred Grandy (The Love Boat) is 70. Football Hall of Famer/TV analyst he is 69. -- The Hot Mammas
- Birthdays 6/29...gary busey is 72...dan dierdorf is 67...rick honeycutt is 62...jeff burton is 49...martin truex jr. is 36. -- daryl jordan
- You go for it. All the stops are out. Caution is to the wind, and you're battling with everything you have. Dan Dierdorf -- The Edge
- You go for it.All the stops are out.Caution to the wind,and youre battling with everything you have.That's the fun of the game.~Dan Dierdorf -- Tony Malorni
- Happy June 29 Birthdays! ~-~ Sharon Lawrence (55), Gary Busey (72), Dan Dierdorf (67) -- Memorabilia Registry
- on 1949 Dan Dierdorf, American football player and sportscaster -- This Day In History
- P C Palmer 1B David Boston 2B Michael Floyd SS John Brown 3B Pat Tillman LF Aeneas Williams CF Mathieu RF Fitz C Dan Dierdorf -- sequoyha pelletier
- This Cardinals announcer is like a combination of Sgt. Slaughter and Dan Dierdorf... -- Gary Zwick
- I don't pay attention to what others are doing. If I have determination to keep pursuing goals everything else falls into line -Dan Dierdorf -- Scottie Richardson
- No surprise Canton, OH fucked up the It's also the birthplace of shitty NFL broadcaster Dan Dierdorf. -- CleveBrownsRule
- For the first time in 25 years the Canton native Dan Dierdorf will miss HOF weekend. He had several conflicts he couldn't re-arrange. -- Martin Kilcoyne
- He is a great color commentator -- Joey Madoff
- He is KILLING it w/ his radio analysis... UCF loading the box to deny run, Speight doing what he has to do. Still poor O-Line push -- Denny Kapp
- I will not buy a product or service unless it is sold by Dan Dierdorf. I own a 26 year old Miller Lite and a long-expired case of Slim Fast. -- Batman After Hours
- Chris collinsworth has taken over as my most hated football play by play man. he is still a close 2nd. -- Nicholas Perry
- Damn did Todd Rutledge go to Notre Dame??? I thought his ass went to Bama? His love for ND is only paralleled by Dan Dierdorf 4 Terell Suggs -- Rich Bruklis
- Line of the game from Dan Dierdorf: "I would really like to hear James Earl Jones say: 'Ed-die Mc...DOOOM!' " -- Steve Kornacki
- *Dan Dierdorf voice* I! I! I told you! MrESPN Oh man. I bet that Laurel is pregnant with Wes' baby -- Teddy Brosevelt
- The reason the football ratings are down is cuz Dan Dierdorf no longer calls games. -- bdubshungry
- Dan Fouts is worst than Dan Dierdorf..I can't believe I'm saying this -- Peyton🦃
- Dan Dierdorf's favorite first-and-goal from the defense is on the 9 -- Mike Feld
- One of the joys of watching the Michigan game at home is muting the TV and listening to Dan Dierdorf. Insightful. -- Karen Pitton
- He is a pure gem. -- Joe Raymond
- But that's why he's an announcer...I'm sure Phil Simms and Dan Dierdorf are NFL wagering experts because they are announcers. -- Inside The Pylons
- Phil Simms is a terrible analyst I want Dan Dierdorf back -- Black Brian
- "if I do the right thing, I know I'm going to succeed" - Dan Dierdorf -- Modestas
- Love too hear football color guys who sound like less intelligent versions of Dan Dierdorf compulsively refer to "analytics." -- Jeffrey
- Dan Dakich is the new Dan Dierdorf. This isn't a compliment. -- NFC Banks
- Megacast is the most annoying sports cast since Dan Dierdorf was on MNF. -- Greg
- Listening to Joe Buck makes one miss Dan Dierdorf -- Todd
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