Craig Shoemaker

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American, Comic (Famous from Straight Eye for the Whipped Guy)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating My name is Craig ShoeMAKEr. Drives me nuts when ppl say "ShoeMACHER." You make shoes, not mock them. Unless it's CROCS. Those you can mock. --
  • 1 star rating Not since Craig Shoemaker's ill advised decision to be Magic Johnson's Robin has a respectable stand-up tanked so badly. --
  • 3 star rating someone very near and dear to my heart, the incredibly talented Craig Shoemaker AKA: --
  • 3 star rating "My is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" - Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker. He's hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating Awaiting Craig Shoemaker at the Tempe Improv! --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating So excited! Two tickets to see Craig Shoemaker in February. You laugh until your stomach hurts! --
  • 1 star rating I had a great time headlining the punchline in atlanta last night, I'mopening for craig shoemaker all weekend, so come down. --
  • 5 star rating No one can deny my truth~ Craig Shoemaker --
  • 1 star rating Sick Beard: Download Finished: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson - 6x87 - Ben Stein, Mishka, Craig Shoemaker --
  • 2 star rating "My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" - Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating big change from lovemaster pretending not to be Craig Shoemaker? --
  • 5 star rating --> Craig Shoemaker ( joins & RIGHT NOW! --
  • 2 star rating My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!- Craig Shoemaker --
  • 2 star rating "My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!"- Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker Laughlin Gamble | = | --
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  • 5 star rating Mr Craig Shoemaker favored my comment !! Wow I love him. Ok fine I love his comedy!!! --
  • 4 star rating Just watched Craig Shoemaker on Netflix. NSFW...but really funny! --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker witty as fuck --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker unproportional af. --
  • 1 star rating Craig Shoemaker on Costco: "Where else can you get a slab of meat, patio furniture and an engagement ring in one shot?" --
  • 1 star rating 'yeah, I pee in the shower! that's a lot of flushing I'm not doing! ....... it's good to be green.' -Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating Just got made fun of by 3 comedians at the canyon club and got three free tickets for next week show...... EARNED IT!!! Ty Craig shoemaker --
  • 3 star rating TONIGHT WE HAVE COMEDY! Join us as Craig Shoemaker presents a night of Rock n Roll --
  • 4 star rating Craig Shoemaker& Patrick Leborio, Rippin Roque Center Detox --
  • 3 star rating Craig Shoemaker Talks About Coaching Little Leaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOlrBBRYOOU --
  • 5 star rating Great time last night with Doug Benson and Graham Elwood. Steve Simeone tomorrow night and Craig Shoemaker "The Lovemaster" this weekend. --
  • 5 star rating With Craig Shoemaker (The Love Master) tonight. Permanent smile on my face. --
  • 4 star rating Recommented Craig Shoemaker ( Bang The Little Drummer Boy Slowly --
  • 4 star rating Comedian CRAIG SHOEMAKER ( is in studio! 97.7/107.3 --
  • 2 star rating "My is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" - Craig Shoemaker --
  • 1 star rating SPECIAL EVENT: Only 2 more shows with Craig Shoemaker tonight, 6:30 & 9:30 at The Pioneer Underground. Great shows all wknd! --
  • 4 star rating Who knew Craig Shoemaker ( ) was hosting the Oscars? --
  • 3 star rating The Craig Shoemaker just talked to The Show on about No joking, READ it and put it in to play. --
  • 5 star rating I was standing next to Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating Jessica stays with old friend in Lawrence who is implicated in murder - Craig Shoemaker guest stars. Dennis Stanton loses a loved one. --
  • 2 star rating My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Craig Shoemaker --
  • 5 star rating Oh boy! Craig Shoemaker... watching THE IMPROV --
  • 2 star rating Does your car talk to you? Craig Shoemaker does a funny bit on that at 5:05 in today's Laughter at 5 After. --
  • 2 star rating My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Craig Shoemaker --
  • 1 star rating Finally saw "Daditude" on - LOL..of course. Dear Hulu, when is Craig Shoemaker's Hulu sitcom going to air??? --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker, The Love Master, Babyyy...He's gonna Sue You !!!! LOL --
  • 2 star rating I've been followed by the great comedian Craig Shoemaker. I have no idea why but he follows less than 7K. --
  • 5 star rating Got VDay date Night plans yet? BUR: Craig Shoemaker The Lovemaster almost sold out CL: Tracey Ashley 9pm 1/2 price - CLICK HERE --
  • 3 star rating Hello, Craig Shoemaker Thanks for the follow! I look forward to reading your comments. --
  • 5 star rating Craig Shoemaker, thank you for following! Red --
  • 5 star rating Hey Craig Shoemaker thanks for the follow! --
  • 2 star rating Tonight is the NIGHT! Come see my friend Craig Shoemaker at Tampa Improv, let's meet at 7ish! Robin B. --

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