Cory Schneider

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• He is the first goalie other than Martin Brodeur to start a home opener since Oct. 6, '93 view -- NHL
• Antti Niemi (2-0-0, 2.40, .926) guards the net tonight. Cory Schneider (3-1-0, 2.96, .909) is on the other end. view -- San Jose Sharks
• So far the winner of the Cory Schneider look-a-like contest goes to... view -- NJ Devil
• San Marcos is home now -- cory schneider
• The Sharks are really good at scoring on Cory Schneider -- Queen Niks
• Dear New Jersey Devils: Can you start scoring some goals so Cory Schneider can get some wins? Sincerely, Frustrated NHL Fantasy Owner -- Steve-O
• He is going to look like Old Biff Tannen by the end of the season. -- Dave Lozo
• Cory Schneider probably is wondering when he's gonna get some help. -- Derek Felix
• I really can't take blame placed on Cory Schneider. He's the LAST person who deserves to be blamed. -- Pucks and Pitchforks
• he is Confirmed in goal for the tonight -- Tim Shields
• Having Cory Schneider on my fantasy team and owning Devils season point-total futures is the worst thing ever. -- Carbon
• THIS POWERPLAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CORY SCHNEIDER BEING A STUPID GINGER -- Babs
• He is going to start checking under his bed for Justin Abdelkader from now on -- Alec Petrelak
• So, Halak, can you be the new Cory Schneider? -- Christmas Chris
• I don't understand why he is not starting for the Blues. -- Esbee
• Crawford starts his 12th straight for the tonight. he isn't impressed... -- Tab Bamford
• Seriously wondering if Cory Schneider wants a trade out of New Jersey yet. If not, I'm wondering when he finally loses it. -- David Malinowski
• Did the NHL network really just call Cory Schneider a Vancouver Canucks legend -- Nick Finn
• Tonight was def not Cory Schneider's fault... But I the thing is when the Devils needed goals, Marty would score them too! -- John Marcelliano
• CANUCKS WIN!!! OH AND JUST SHOWED HOW MEDIOCRE CORY SCHNEIDER REALLY IS -- Jovan
• Since start of last season, the Devils have scored 2.04 goals in support per game of Cory Schneider, 4th-worst in NHL. Tonight: 0 G so far -- Vin Masi
• Cory Schneider being screwed by his team -- Austin Schoenig™
• So Cory Schneider showed up...everyone else was looking forward to Thanksgiving turkey. -- Chris Wassel
• For real though, he is playing amazing -- xTech
• Greg Bird is like Cory Schneider sometimes, he has to do it all. -- Steven Liberman
• If this game was WWII the British troops went home and he is just sorta chilling on the border with a shield -- Drew Friedman
• But he is great and therefor they still have the possibility of a point tonight. -- Steve Lepore
• He is on another planet right now -- Daniel Fung
• I like Cory Schneider, but come on man, you don't have to be so mean and stop all those shots!! -- Terry
• He is just stupid good. No other way to put it. -- Todd Cordell
• He is like "Woah who are these guys? Working hard, having fun." -- NuckyHawk
• Is it me or Cory Schneider plays every game for the devils it's a joke they need marty back -- Matt Stein
• Literally what reason is there to hate on cory schneider give me one good reason that won't make you look stupid -- shayne
• He is back in town but tonight it's all about the Current Canucks and a big win in Memory of the Legendary Pat Quinn. -- Kris Prowse
• He is actually a freak of nature. So many unbelievable saves. -- Luke Garrison
• Peter Holland's line gets another chance but Danny Winnik's backhander is stopped by Cory Schneider! -tm -- TML Die Hards
• So Brodeur is making his 1st start of the season and is more expensive than Cory Schneider on Makes sense (no it really does) -- Justin M
• He is confirmed starting goalie against the Senators for 12/17/2014 -- SideLeague
• Cory Schneider made 33 saves and allowed 4 Goals but he gets pulled? Obviously, no. 35 ISN'T the problem! -- Randall Diaz Graves
• Some guy at The Nike store says he is one of the worst goalies....clearly the guy doesn't know how "good" the devils offense is -- Gman
• He is too good for the Devils -- joey.
• This is a really good time to mention the Cory Schneider has a shutout -- Frankie (Greg) Kubus
• Seems like Varlamov is ready to go with Cory Schneider on waivers. -- Jim Biringer
• He is standing on his head right now. -- John Laschinsky
• He isn't the greatest goaltender ever(sorry to tell you), neither is Kinkaid but this isn't North Korea so like who you want. -- John Betz
• He is my spirit animal. -- tendyon
• He is still the very clear-cut starter. But what's wrong with Kinkaid being on a pace to get 15-25 starts a year? -- Mike Ashmore
• I don't give a fuck, he is my favourite player in the league and the only reason I get frustrated when we lose is because I dont -- Devsforevr
• Cory Schneider said the most underrated/impressive part of Taylor Hall is his work ethic and he hopes it rubs off on the younger players. -- Kim
• This is not for Jaromir Jagr, and this is not for Cory Schneider...but for the rest of the Devils, it is for you, and you stink. -- Tom Delgado

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