Conor Casey

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Been saying for two years that relying on he is idiotic and it's now coming back to bite them. They're screwed. -- J⚽️hn R⚽️ssi
• Why, exactly, did we put so many eggs in Conor Casey's basket? Lotta miles, physical player. Yet only true striker outside of 21yo Bri Brown -- ërîk pætrîçk
• Why didn't Conor Casey start and why is he not on the bench?!? -- Angelica Todero
• Jerseys at Talen tonight - Messi, Gareth Bale, Conor Casey, Christian Pulisic, Sadio Mane, Lebron James, Allen Iverson -- Kevin Kinkead
• I feel like Conor Casey always has a bowling tournament he needs to get to -- NE Collective
• The real victims here are the Sons of Ben. They deserve a team not reliant on Conor Casey for goals. -- Djo Ntumba
• On a lighter note, Conor Casey appears to be morphing into Tim Howard. -- Philly Soccer Page
• Facebook's No. 1 suggestion for me for that new "Featured Photos" section on your profile is a photo of Conor Casey. They really get me. -- Dave Zeitlin
• He is a classic 'last 20, get in the mixer' sub. Almost worked - twice gone close with headers. -- Simon Evans
• Isn t Conor Casey like 50 by now? How is he out-jumping 20yos still? -- First in Fresh
• He is a monater -- Chris Bright
• This is now the Conor Casey Derby -- Anthony Galante
• The haven't had a legit goal scorer since Conor Casey left. Deshorn wasn't getting the job done either. moving on. -- Brian Mercer
• In the competition 4 best villainous facial hair, Mastroeni's mustache & Conor Casey's beard played to a draw -- JJLeister
• It's wild that he is an MLS player cuz he looks like the guy at the bar who's the most pissed when I ask if they can turn MLS on. -- Zack Goldman
• James Riley has done a terrible job guarding Conor Casey. Mismatch that wasn't called out. -- Justin Hein
• Looks like Conor Casey saving his goals for RBNY, as per usual. -- TheFaust
• Clint Irwin w/some big saves today for Colorado, including that reaction stop to deny Conor Casey in the 87th minute. Irwin has been stellar -- Ives Galarcep
• Clint Irwin, what. a. save. Conor Casey header from about 4 yards out, Irwin (probably) wins a point on his own there. -- Andy Edwards
• *guy wants to become a bigger Union fan* *team subs off Le Toux for Conor Casey* *guy leaves* -- Matthew James
• Conor Casey should play Juggernaut in he next X-Men movie. -- Brian O'Connell
• I wish we still had Conor Casey. -- Jackie
• Union subs: Zach Pfeffer on for Vincent Nogueira. Conor Casey on for Sebastian Le Toux. 85th minute. -- Evan Cross
• Did Conor Casey just say that he was a salad chef? I bet he wore a beanie. -- The Brotherly Game
• Zach Pfeffer and Conor Casey are coming in. For Nogueira and Aristeguieta, I wonder? -- Jonathan Tannenwald
• Collin playing the Union isn't the same without he and Conor Casey trading elbows and arguing whose dome is shinier. -- Matthew De George
• 2011 - Conor Casey scored against his former club in their last meeting, he had also scored for Colorado in this series in 2011. Reunited. -- OptaJack
• Goals: being friends with Kirby Tyler Conor Casey and Mikey -- Destiny :(
• Can someone poll MLS players for a "Worst XI" of opponents they most hate playing against? I think Conor Casey strolls into that team easily -- Charles Boehm
• | MLS: Real Salt Lake 3-3 Philadelphia Union | min 87', Fernando Aristeguieta es sustituido por Conor Casey -- Sólo Fútbol VE
• Conor Casey on for Philly, because Utah needs more white dudes. -- Bill Reese
• And on comes everybody's favorite bald guy, Conor Casey. :P -- Heath Waddingham
• Conor Casey Deep And Tasty -- Rip Snorter
• Super sub CONOR CASEY. The bull. -- Connor
• PCarrESPN Is there a more random, less remembered great performance than Conor Casey's two goals at Honduras to clinch a WC berth in -- Shelaine Wood
• Not knowing if I hate Conor Casey or Jacob Peterson more really causes me a lot of stress. -- Hiba ;
• Conor Casey looking like he is waiting for his colonoscopy to begin. -- csfinn
• Conor Casey faking an injury so he doesn't have to take a PK -- Corey Robbins
• 117' - a Conor Casey shot is punched away and is now out for a corner. Header just wide! PHI 1-1 SKC -- Bar Down Podcast
• When its all on the line, you really are blessed when he is serving in those crosses for you -- LP
• He is a horrible soccer player. -- Michael DePriest
• He is the very rare chubby soccer player, so I find myself drawn to the Union. -- Sam Duren
• This game is going to end with Conor Casey kicking a ball in off his own face. -- Nate Scott
• Conor Casey getting delirious: thinks the goal post is a hoagie. -- Mass St Mob
• Josh Sargent gets his fourth career Bundesliga goal! That equals fellow Americans Conor Casey, Aron Johannsson & Alfredo Morales. -- Paul Carr
• He is a real-life Soda Popinski. -- Bryan Armen Graham
• The goal post just committed murder. he is now a walker. -- laura mcfayden
• Is the post hurt more than Conor Casey? Someone let me know -- Keith Hickey
• Someone needs to check and make sure that goalpost isn't hurt after it ran into Conor Casey. -- Matthew Doyle
• I still harbor a crush on Conor Casey. I accept this. Steph accepts this. :) -- John Patrick Rosch

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