Clive James

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Australian writer
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating He is saying goodbye --
  • 3 star rating I don't really "get" clive james, does this mean i need to hand in my commentbadge and cybergun --
  • 5 star rating I love my wife and family very much, I have great respect, admiration and love for my wife - Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Watching a cracking documentary from 1981 about London by the wonderful Clive James. I just love him so much --
  • 1 star rating The driving force of any ideology stands revealed: it can t be coherent without being intolerant Clive James. --
  • 3 star rating Clive James~ It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. --
  • 3 star rating 'It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.' - Clive James --
  • 5 star rating "Humour is common sense dancing" (Clive James). --
  • 4 star rating "A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing." - Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Midnight reading tonight is Clive James poetry. Utterly beautiful - can t believe I m only finding it now. Highlights include (1/2) --
  • 4 star rating Clive James "humour is common sense dancing". Thanks Clive --
  • 3 star rating It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. ~ Clive James --
  • 5 star rating I'm certainly not going to wait till whenever it is that Clive James might die to say he is the best cultural commentator I can think of --
  • 5 star rating Really enjoyed Brilliant Creatures on ABC tonight. Reminder of just much I have enjoyed Barry Humphries and Clive James over the years --
  • 1 star rating Clive James says to complain about dying after living a full and rewarding life is bad manners. Great attitude. --
  • 4 star rating Clive James' voice is definitely one of the best things --
  • 3 star rating Volume 4 (or 5?) of Clive James memoirs is all about his television career and is wonderful. --
  • 3 star rating Clive James: "A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing." Amazing line --
  • 5 star rating Humour is common sense dancing - Clive James --
  • 4 star rating "A sense of humour is just common sense dancing". Clive James --
  • 4 star rating A sense of humour is common sense dancing - Clive James. --
  • 4 star rating "A sense of humour... is common sense, dancing!" - Clive James --
  • 1 star rating 'humour is common sense dancing', wonderful line from Clive James. Backs my theory that 'boring is an illness'... --
  • 3 star rating It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.- Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Am actually having full on back-pain laughs reading Clive James's Unreliable Memoirs. He is a higher power. You absolutely must read. --
  • 1 star rating "...Burned by my vision of a world that shone /So brightly at the last, and then was gone." Clive James, "Japanese Maple." --
  • 5 star rating And tomorrow night the last leg will once again b excellent tv and adam hills is as fab as fellow aussie clive james was when i was a kid. --
  • 3 star rating It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. - Clive James --
  • 3 star rating "It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are" Clive James --
  • 3 star rating "It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are." -Clive James --
  • 1 star rating Clive James: I work on the assumption, or let it be the fear, that the reader will stop reading if I stop being interesting. | --
  • 2 star rating Brilliant edition of The Echo Chamber on R4 yesterday. Clive James being utterly spot on and inspiring.. --
  • 5 star rating Snooker is just chess with balls. Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Bloody husband is wrecking my head. "Isn't Johnny Ball dead". NO. "Clive Anderson?" NO "Clive James?" NO. "Oh, I meant Alan Whicker" --
  • 3 star rating Clive James makes it sound so easy, drawling out a couple of poems. He's a legend ! --
  • 1 star rating Anyone currently listening to Clive James on R4? If not then do download - the programme is incredibly moving. --
  • 4 star rating This programme on the life and poems of he is really moving. Radio 4. --
  • 4 star rating He is reading his poetry on radio 4 right now. Beautiful. --
  • 1 star rating She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. Clive James --
  • 3 star rating "It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are." -Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Australians in literature, art used to have to emigrate to be successful. Think Clive James, Germaine Greer, Leigh Bowery, so many more. --
  • 4 star rating I was just thinking about Clive James I wonder how he is --
  • 3 star rating 'It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.' - Clive James --
  • 1 star rating She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget isgood at being short.-- Clive James, on Marilyn M --
  • 1 star rating "I work on the assumption, or let it be the fear, that the reader will stop reading if I stop being interesting." Clive James --
  • 3 star rating It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. ~Clive James --
  • 3 star rating "It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are." Clive James --
  • 4 star rating A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. Clive James --
  • 5 star rating Clive James Television is simultaneously blamed often by the same people for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it. Ha --
  • 4 star rating Clive James' prose is so elegant he makes me wish I could write. --

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