Chuck Klosterman

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time. -Chuck Klosterman -- Bianca∞✞♔
• Some douchey guy just asked me if I'm reading Chuck Klosterman's new book. No shit idiot, his name is plastered on the front. -- Alina Lucia
• "In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever 'in and of itself'." - Chuck Klosterman -- vincelarson
• Life is rarely what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened. - Chuck Klosterman -- Brett Elizabeth
• "The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive." - Chuck Klosterman -- BlackBook Magazine
• Chuck Klosterman wrote a column for Spin a long time ago about how there's no songs about rocking IN THE MOMENT, so i'm writing one -- Jason Robinson
• Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. Chuck Klosterman ( -- Chris Mac
• The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least. Chuck Klosterman in I Wear The Black Hat -- Michael Traylor
• Where is the Kickstarter for Chuck Klosterman and Brent Musberger to finally have appetizers and drinks together at a TGI Friday's? -- ???
• He is an absolute genius -- H Daddyyyyyyy
• I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it. - Chuck Klosterman -- Matt G
• A thought I'd like to stop having every time I'm walking anywhere in Brooklyn: Hey is that Chuck Klosterman? Unless, you know, it is. -- Katie
• is the less pretentious version of Chuck Klosterman. Klosterman is full of incite, but he's comes off as a prick tbh. -- S. Obasa
• Thanks to Chuck Klosterman, I am regularly convinced there is an invisible man in my apt. Source of my nightmares all week. -- Taylor
• Insulting he is enough to get you de-friended, but it should get you deported. BLASPHEMY! -- Chris Lewis
• "Football has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always." -Chuck Klosterman -- Creighton Hoefer
• He is lovely -- ☹Goobﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:
• "Personal history does matter, and that the size of one's reality is the size of one's memory." (Nostalgia On Repeat by Chuck Klosterman) -- chuckie balbuena
• Public Enemy "911 is a Joke" This will always remind me of this pretty innocuous essay by Chuck Klosterman about "what he learned" from PE -- i likey that
• God, that douche (chuck klosterman) is the bubonic plague of the modern writing and publishing apparatus. It's not intelligence, not savvy. -- Ari Dee
• Just bought "The Visible Man" by Chuck Klosterman Loved his book "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa-Puffs" so I'm excited to read this one. -- B∆RT
• Although he is hardly someone I look to for insight on feminism, especially in a ten-year-old essay -- Zachary Moser
• Huge obsession with Chuck Klosterman novels lately, I'm very okay with this -- miranda
• "In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever 'in and of itself.'" --Chuck Klosterman -- Maya Reid
• So I've always been a big chuck klosterman fan... but then he started hating on dolphins. -- jessi miller-webster
• If you're considering poisoning a water supply, how about poisoning your mind with some Chuck Klosterman columns instead. He is a laugh riot -- Madison Bumgregner
• In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself. (Chuck Klosterman) -- Antti Arnkil
• I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it. Chuck Klosterman -- Brett @ IAMTHELAB
• "In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever 'in and of itself.'" Chuck Klosterman -- Julian Caesar
• "But I still ultimately disagree with the concept of saving people from themselves." - Chuck Klosterman (Ethicist, NYT Magazine). Just so! -- fred o'brien
• Really looking forward to the Chuck Klosterman essay on the Saved By The Bell reunion skit. -- Taylor McKay
• If you enjoy music at all, please let Chuck Klosterman fade into obscurity. If you don't know who he is, keep it that way. -- Zombie Devaney
• Dreams are usually dull, but last night I hung out with Chuck Klosterman for four hours so I woke up a happy man -- Connor Oberkrom
• Do you know ppl who say they 'like all music'? what they really mean is they like no kinds of music. .chuck klosterman. -- emilyanne
• In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself. -- Chuck Klosterman -- Edward J. Coburn
• Kobe Bryant is a not a great friend, according to a very reliable source: Kobe Bryant. The Los Angeles Lakers star told Chuck Klosterman -- Mieczyslaw Blodget
• Chuck Klosterman writes some awesome stuff. The way he is able to break down basic everyday stuff is unreal. -- Ethan Randall
• There is only one speed that consume chuck klosterman books at. Furiously. -- C-Dubs
• Ugh. should I play the sims or is that really weird for an unemployed person to do? Am I going to write an essay like Chuck Klosterman? -- Elizabeth Wetton
• My on the NYT Magazine retool is that i am glad about anything that results in chuck klosterman being published less -- Alex Eichler
• Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable. Chuck Klosterman -- Brenda William-Butts
• "And from the moment I say this, I can tell that this is what he wants, too." he is a witch. -- Alex Awful
• This whole day is destined to be a Chuck Klosterman book one day. -- Jared Dubin
• The older I get, the more I feel that he is the most insightful dude on the planet. -- Luke
• [chuck klosterman article that starts with Dr. J being the best basketball player and ends with the lucky charms leprechaun being offensive] -- Sad Dad Space Cowboy
• I have a death wish so i'm listening to the simmons podcast with chuck klosterman on it -- ＳＷＡＧＧＹ Ｐ ＢＵＴＴ
• WHAT IF THIS WHOLE DRESS THING IS JUST A COMMENTARY ABOUT RACE DRESSED AS A DRESS. SOOF A RORSCHACH TEST FOR EARTH- Chuck Klosterman -- Trap Lajoie
• I have to stop teaching Chuck Klosterman's "Being Zack Morris" because the students don't know what Saved by the Bell is anymore. -- Salvatore Pane
• Writing a five page paper on how Disneyland is a contemporary platform for Hell. I should be the next Chuck Klosterman. -- Jake Thompson
• Kobe Bryant is a not a great friend, according to a very reliable source: Kobe Bryant. The Los Angeles Lakers star told Chuck Klosterman -- Силуян Алюхин5

Throwback Thursday #TBT

TOP