Christopher Meloni

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American, Actor (Famous from Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)
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Christopher Meloni is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Christopher Meloni is a very very sexy man. What a hunk! Oh, the things I wanna do to him, the things I want him to do to me! I am in love/lust with him. --
  • 4 star rating I know Christopher Meloni from seeing him on TV. Fabulous ass on him that needs constant attention--spanking, squeezing, random swatting whenever I feel the need. --
  • 5 star rating I know Christopher Meloni from Oz. He is really handsome and attractive and he is a very nice guy --
  • 2 star rating I know Christopher Meloni from oz and law and order. Should of been a ballet dancer. What goes on in that brain --
  • 2 star rating I know Christopher Meloni from oz + SUV. He don't need to show off. You're lovable. Riahnna's song umbrella says it. --
  • 5 star rating Love him! He is solo freaking hot ! Looks good at his age, miss him on L&O:SVU. --
  • 5 star rating Tall, muscular, beautiful blue eyes and a charming smile. He is as smart as funny. And very touching with his children he loves more than anything clearly. He's a perfect man. And he's very talented, He know to do everything --
  • 5 star rating Damn, he is on Meredith... he's still gorgeous. --
  • 5 star rating I find Christopher Meloni very attractive --
  • 3 star rating It is uncomfortable how much Elias Koteas looks like Christopher Meloni --
  • 4 star rating Watching without he is like eating cereal without milk... --
  • 1 star rating White Bird In A Blizzard is most definitely my favorite movie of 2014. You completely forget Christopher Meloni was ever on SVU. --
  • 5 star rating He is the reason I watch law and order svu. --
  • 5 star rating I really love Christopher Meloni --
  • 3 star rating Is it weird that I think Christopher Meloni from Law & Order is hot?? --
  • 5 star rating He is the best! --
  • 5 star rating I have such a crush on Christopher Meloni from svu --
  • 5 star rating He is such a good freaking actor. --
  • 4 star rating Christopher Meloni looks really creepy in 'White Bird in a Blizzard'. --
  • 5 star rating Christopher Meloni topless... there is a god --
  • 5 star rating Christopher Meloni? Sick! This movie is jokes! --
  • 5 star rating Fuck me he is a fine fine man. --
  • 1 star rating The ONLY casting complaint I have with is that Christopher Meloni should've been Lex Luthor. He's absolutely perfect. --
  • 5 star rating He is the hottest 53 year old --
  • 5 star rating He is so sexy! The thing I would love to do to that man --
  • 5 star rating I love that he is in the Wain circle. --
  • 1 star rating Is the FBI even remotely interested in how many times I googled pics of christopher meloni's dick and balls today? --
  • 3 star rating He is really really good too, actually. Worth checking out for performances. --
  • 4 star rating He is a fan of the Redskins, which is problematic on so many levels. --
  • 5 star rating He is a dreamboat --
  • 3 star rating Christopher Meloni (STABLER) is open to doing another episode of SVU. --
  • 5 star rating Christopher Meloni may return to SVU which is great cuz he's amazing but also awful cuz that show scarred me for life. To watch again or nah --
  • 4 star rating Every time I think about Christopher Meloni and SVU I get so ANGRY --
  • 4 star rating I just have to say, Christopher meloni really does it for me --
  • 5 star rating Christopher meloni is coming back to SVU --
  • 3 star rating Best news of the night... Christopher Meloni aka Elliot Stabbler is coming back to SVU --
  • 5 star rating Svu is not the same without christopher meloni js --
  • 5 star rating So christopher meloni completely leaves svu, then danny pino becomes a normal cop on the svu, now there's a man named raúl esparza, what? --
  • 5 star rating YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE FOR LAW AND ORDER:SVU AND MARISKA HARGITAY AND CHRISTOPHER MELONI IM SO SAD --
  • 3 star rating Hearing talks that he is open to reprising his role as Elliott Stabler on -- YES, PLEASE!! --
  • 5 star rating He is so sexy --
  • 4 star rating Just pay Christopher Meloni what he wants. So stabler can return --
  • 3 star rating Apparently he is open to coming back as Stabler. God fucking bless. --
  • 5 star rating He is throwing shade at Sam rn .. And I'm jealous --
  • 5 star rating So. Christopher Meloni, better known as officer stabler, says he's open to coming back to the show. Translation: He fucked the money up. --
  • 5 star rating She knows>> "Queen Latifah is a huge SVU fan, and especially loved watching Christopher Meloni play Detective Elliot Stabler for 12 seasons" --
  • 1 star rating Harold & Kumar is the best... NPH, Malin Ackerman, Christopher Meloni's Freakshow - so many great things haha --
  • 5 star rating Christopher meloni reading thirst comments is like watching your uncle who never really grew up hit on the waitress in his weird hat --
  • 2 star rating I think my Dad resembles Christopher Meloni quite a bit, so when I see him on TV I'm like "Why's Dad on TV?" --
  • 4 star rating So Christopher Meloni leff SVU fi go play a nex detective...lol --

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