Chris Rock

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American, Comic (Famous from The Chris Rock Show)
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Chris Rock to Host “Saturday Night Live” with Prince as Musical Guest

5 years ago (October 15, 2014, 3am)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Everything about you is a lie, fuck you! *chris rock voice* --
  • 4 star rating Throwback to when Chris Rock predicted the WWA tour in this is us --
  • 4 star rating "A man is basically as faithful as his options" - Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? -Chris Rock --
  • 3 star rating "Your woman is nastier than u can imagine but anything u mumble ain't getting done" - Chris Rock --
  • 3 star rating We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed. Chris Rock --
  • 3 star rating Skits on projects is a lost art. this chris rock skit on ye album is the GOAT. --
  • 3 star rating The Derek Jeter tribute from Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart is so funny!!!!! --
  • 3 star rating "To quote my favorite philosopher, Chris Rock, 'What kind of ignorant shit is that?'" --
  • 5 star rating Is that Chris Rock on the Checkers commercial? --
  • 5 star rating That time in 2003 is the first time I realized Chris rock & Chris tucker were 2 different people and that I was obliviously racist... --
  • 5 star rating Equality is not in being great.Great black people are always compensated.True equality is the equality to suck like a white man. -Chris Rock --
  • 1 star rating I honestly think Kevin Hart is overrated.. if u think hes funny u dont even know about Chappelle or Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating To commend Jeter for never getting in trouble is ridiculous. Chris Rock "you're not supposed to go to jail you low-expectation motherfucker" --
  • 3 star rating The Longest Yard is funny just cus of Chris Rock & Terry Cruz lmao --
  • 1 star rating If you haven't seen the funny or die derek jeter tribute by will ferrell kevin hart and chris rock I suggest you do so now lmfao --
  • 5 star rating Where is Lock Ness monster where the women where is the Godzilla and what happened to George Clooney and to Chris rock and maybe Jim Carrey! --
  • 4 star rating Chris Rock's stand up is so annoying .. Why are you yelling my nigga. --
  • 5 star rating I swear he is just.. --
  • 5 star rating He is on fire again tonight :'5 --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious, got me in stitches. --
  • 3 star rating Chris Rock needs to release some new material, dude is funny as hell. --
  • 5 star rating The 2 piece leather he is wearing LMAO --
  • 2 star rating "No white person in here would wanna be me, & i'm rich. That's how good it is being white." Chris Rock. --
  • 3 star rating "For white people the sky is the limit.For black people the limit's the sky!"-Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating "The money ain't in the cure. The money is in the medicine." - Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating " pussy cost money, dick is free" - chris rock --
  • 5 star rating CHRIS ROCK IS REAL AF --
  • 5 star rating He is right, women hate other women. --
  • 5 star rating Bounce is showing a movie about the black panther party. It has dick gregory, Chris rock, & sooo many more greats. I think I saw bobby Brown --
  • 3 star rating Chris rock is even more funny when he talks wreckless to the white folks. --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest comedian. Lawd --
  • 3 star rating Chris rock was preachin in that special. . All men want is food sex and silence --
  • 5 star rating He is one funny motherfucker --
  • 1 star rating A date means someone is considering fucking you... Anybody you can eat you might have a chance of fucking. Lmao - Chris Rock --
  • 2 star rating He is the black Dane Cook, in the regard that he's obnoxious and never actually says anything funny. --
  • 5 star rating I really like Chris Rock's older stand up too. And the Cruise/Diaz Knight and Day was hilarious. But not much makes me actually laugh. --
  • 5 star rating Aw shit look who it is, the white Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating Lmaaooooo he is funny as fuck --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking genius --
  • 5 star rating Chris rock is on tv --
  • 4 star rating Seen Chris rock today at work that nigga really funny tho --
  • 5 star rating He is the truth --
  • 3 star rating Chris rock: bigger and blacker is the truth when it comes to this relationship advice --
  • 5 star rating He is wearing a rubber suit rn --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny --
  • 3 star rating "When you're white the sky is the limit, when you're black the limit is the sky." - Chris Rock --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --

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