Chris Pronger

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Putting Chris Pronger in the Department of Player Safety is like putting Freddy Krueger in charge of a burn unit -- Anthrax Jones
• If Chris Pronger's role with Player Safety is an Anton Chigurh-type figure who randomly strikes NHLers to keep them honest, I'm all for it. -- Adam Proteau
• Chris Pronger on an NHL player safety committee is like... Nope. Can't think of a worse metaphor. -- Graeme Perrow
• I know Chris Pronger has lots of first-hand experience at the Dept. of Player Safety HQ, but is this a serious announcement? -- Steve Toms
• I'm very confused as to what Chris Pronger would actually know about player safety. -- Chad
• Chris Pronger working for the NHL player safety committee is like Hannibal Lector being appointed to to Human rights commission. -- long and suffering
• Hiring Chris Pronger to work for Player Safety is like hiring Sean Avery to head up your P.R. department. -- Lucas Martin
• Chris Pronger working for the NHL while drawing a salary from one of the teams is asinine. -- Heather B.
• Chris Pronger working for NHL player safety is like MAF as a goalie coach. -- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Hiring he is the DOPS s way of saying, Attack. Maim. Kill, right? -- thefourthvine
• Chris pronger working in player safety is the biggest troll job ever -- Tommy Meyers
• I'd love to know what Chris Pronger thinks is worthy of a suspension? -- Jim Lang
• Chris Pronger on the player safety committee is like having Chris Pronger on the player safety committee. -- Shawn Stenhouse
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• Hahahahahhahaha. Chris Pronger joining Player Safety is like appointing Rupert Murdock to a privy counsel. -- Luke Wells
• Kinda ironic in a way he is now part of the NHL Player Safety Department -- panda friend
• Chris Pronger's cap hit is gone? Thanks NHL! -- Shawn
• Chris Pronger getting a job for NHL player safety is intriguing. Wonder if the OJ will follow suit and offer me player safety gig? -- Kyle Kokotailo
• The Chris Pronger situation is just a reminder how much of a joke LTIR is. -- Craig
• So now Chris Pronger will be getting a paycheck from the AND the to do absolutely nothing! -- NYISLES
• So Chris Pronger can t talk on TV and be paid by the Flyers but Shanahan can suspend guys while running the Leafs. Um. OK? -- Adam Brown
• So.,. he is still on the Flyers roster as LTIR and now works with the Loophole much? -- Chris Golden
• He is selected Director of Player Safety. I'm guessing the first choice was Donald Brashear. -- Dan Caswell
• Wait so Chris pronger is on the flyers roster and just got a job with the NHL department of player safety...that makes sense -- Cody Nastasia
• I'm going to love how the is gonna explain the hiring of Chris Pronger...how it's even allowed at this point. -- Phoenix Ascends
• Not that i would ever accuse chris pronger of not taking things seriously and not being impartial, but it's odd that the nhl allows this. -- h. ♍
• How does a player like Chris Pronger get named to a player safety position? And is still on the Flyers LTIR? Seriously NHL, you goofed. -- Laurie Hunter
• "God, your breath stinks. Can you get out of here?" is exactly something I would expect Chris Pronger to say in a scrum. -- Derek
• I haven't seen so many elbows fly since Chris Pronger played hockey. -- Josh Pifke
• Why is Chris Pronger even available to pick up in Yahoo Fantasy, and why is Nathan Horton 1% owned . -- Colton Sills
• It has been however many days and I still cannot believe he is in the HoF AND on the Coyotes AND working for DoPS -- cupán bae
• The amount of blues loungers saying he is overrated is legitimately astonishing. -- beef noodles
• How superego bottle determine chris pronger jersey the very dancewear: WGYmhCE -- NancyIsabel
• Price is hurt for life.... he won't play again because of this injury. Chris Pronger has a better chance of playing the he does -- Billy Kourtoglou
• Why is zombie Chris Pronger in St. Louis? -- Chadd Maia
• Duncan Keith is the new Chris Pronger when it comes to suspensions. -- Aaron Wrotkowski
• Hope he is at . He was responsible for the last good memories I have of the arena. Oilers '06 -- NateInVegas
• Aaron Ekblad is the best defensive defenseman to play in the NHL since Chris Pronger! His presence on the ice controls the entire game -- Patrick Blake
• He is the 37th highest paid defenseman in the NHL and in the HoF and works for the NHL department of players safety. -- Nick Fischer
• Sam Gagner, Coyotea Legend, is the reason that Hall of Famer Chris Pronger waived his NMC to become Arizona property -- Andrew.MathDonald2.0
• Colton Parayko is +27; if he can hold that number, it will be best +/- for a Blues defenseman since MVP Chris Pronger was +52 in 1999-2000 -- Tom Timmermann
• ANA has to trade for Chris Pronger now. Good news is he's still available. -- Travis Yost
• Brent burns is 2006 chris pronger -- Drew Friedman
• I think Marc Savard is really gonna have great chemistry with Ryan Clowe. And if we pick up Nathan Horton or Chris Pronger... watch out NHL. -- Jason Fischbach
• Chris Pronger would be proud of how Brent Burns is playing in this game. -- Michael Traikos
• Brent Burns is the modern day Chris Pronger. -- Timber Hockey
• I mean, the idea that Arizona would have to protect league employee he is hilarious and absolutely ridiculous, for example. -- Charlie O'Connor
• So Arizona would be forced to protect Chris Pronger because of his NMC. -- Carolyn Wilke
• Colton Parayko reminds me a lot of another big badass with initials CP. He is physical & fast on his feet just like Chris Pronger -- 🇺🇸wild-_-bill🇺🇸
• He is making 5 mil this year and hasn't played since 2011. SMH -- Zach

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