Chris Morris

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English, Comic (Famous from The Day Today and other satire news programmes.)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Do I hate Kanye more than Zane? I can't decide. Is this a joke? Is Chris Morris behind this? --
  • 5 star rating I hope someone is editing this into an episode of Cops, and they get the real guy to present it. Or the Chris Morris GUNNISHMENT version. --
  • 1 star rating This coffee shop is playing music I only know from Chris Morris' Jam. I'm worried someone is going to cackle my Gladys. --
  • 1 star rating Imagine the Truman Show directed by Chris Morris but set in a country, not a small town. That's the UK, isn't it? --
  • 2 star rating Wonder if he is feeling a little silly about getting the approval of CAGE before releasing Four Lions --
  • 4 star rating He is a terrible newspaper editor; truly embarrassingly bad. --
  • 5 star rating Anyone who thinks satire is "the same but more" should be duct taped to a chair and made to watch the Chris Morris back catalogue. --
  • 4 star rating When Darwin & Gumball pet is a hairball named "Chris Morris" --
  • 2 star rating Robert Peston's hair is outrageous. Definitely going for the Chris Morris Brass Eye in Amsterdam look --
  • 5 star rating Chris morris is the best --
  • 3 star rating This is actually putting the Chris Morris nonce sense episode in the shade. Thick twats --
  • 1 star rating Now i'm awake at 5am drunk off someone else's gin watching something that should be a chris morris programme but isn't --
  • 4 star rating Chris Morris' Jam is more surreal than David Lynch --
  • 3 star rating Convinced that Rozanne Duncan is actually Chris Morris in disguise. This is full on Brass Eye. --
  • 5 star rating is this written by Chris Morris?! --
  • 5 star rating Is this whole thing a Chris Morris pisstake? --
  • 4 star rating This UKIP documentary is surely a Chris Morris spoof? Its comedy gold --
  • 1 star rating If you are watching "Meet the Ukippers" right now, just imagine it was written by Chris Morris. It is satire at it's finest. --
  • 3 star rating is television gold. When will Chris Morris pop up and tell me that this isn't real? --
  • 5 star rating Fairly sure is a very dry Chris Morris satire --
  • 3 star rating Said it before, and i'll say it again. Chris Morris, is behind these UKIP programmes. --
  • 1 star rating And I still think Berhadien is underrated. Parnel is the only man I wouldn't have picked. I would have picked Chris Morris --
  • 1 star rating Jeepers Parnell. Jeepers. All I can say is, I am glad I am not Chris Morris or Ryan McClaren. I would have MAJOR issues. --
  • 5 star rating I was missing Chris Morris so I went back and watched Nathan Barley and now I don't miss Chris Morris anymore because he lives in the future --
  • 4 star rating Thinking is to thought what drinking is to water." Chris Morris --
  • 3 star rating So there is a demon hamster in the house.. His name is Chris Morris... Wanted for murder --
  • 3 star rating Mr Brightside playing. Is that in contrast to the interview Chris Morris has just given us? --
  • 5 star rating It's fisher-price Chris Morris. Being satirical about the culture surrounding silly shite that nobody with sense gives a fuck about --
  • 5 star rating Reading a Chris Morris biography so watching The Day Today so walking about the house bellowing out NEEEEWWWS! Best show of all time. --
  • 3 star rating "this lady's name means hope, where is it?" Is Chris Morris writing the scripts? --
  • 4 star rating Is that Drug Live thing for real or some wierd Chris Morris parody? --
  • 3 star rating Isn't there some kind of spotlight we can shine into the sky to summon Chris Morris? --
  • 1 star rating Met with Chris Morris and David Eiselsberg in Congressman Sam Johnson's office. So professional! Asking support for HR 711! --
  • 3 star rating Just remembered he is back this year. Finally, the pretenders can fuck off for a while. --
  • 3 star rating My sense of humour believes the absolute worst of humanity. Chris Morris' Jam is my comedy jam. --
  • 5 star rating Are we sure he isn't behind ? --
  • 3 star rating All we need now on is Chris Morris to start interviewing the audience style, --
  • 3 star rating It's just impossible to watch this without thinking 'Chris Morris' isn't it? --
  • 3 star rating This is a joke right? Is Chris Morris producing this? The Dr guy looks like he's on whizz! --
  • 3 star rating What's so heartening about are the number of people referencing Chris Morris. Good work, education. --
  • 5 star rating Is Chris Morris going to turn up soon? --
  • 3 star rating "[Jennie Bond], here, is on skunk." I feel like I'm watching a Chris Morris programme in the 90s. --
  • 5 star rating He is a fiend omg --
  • 4 star rating Chris Morris predicts everything. Brasseye is now on --
  • 5 star rating Is a Chris Morris spoof ? --
  • 4 star rating Footage of hippies. Oh my god dying. So Chris Morris. --
  • 3 star rating Watching on C4, wondering when he is going to appear and warn of the dangers of cake? --
  • 3 star rating Any minute now he is going to waltz in I'm sure of it...it's even the same set is it not? --
  • 3 star rating This is Brass Eye isn't it. A Chris Morris piss take. Somebody please tell me it is. --
  • 5 star rating Is this a Chris morris satire? --

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