Chris Long

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  • 5 star rating My name is Chris Long and I m pro 280 characters. --
  • 4 star rating My life is complete. Chris long commented at me. I can die now. --
  • 1 star rating Wait, the St. Louis Rams have just 1 sack this season? As a team? How is that possible?! I know he is hurt, but damn! --
  • 5 star rating He is a treasure. --
  • 5 star rating What's the difference in the pass rush this year? Is it all Chris Long? Last year Quinn was getting home, this year he's a half second late --
  • 3 star rating So everyone said chris long was overrated..i think this dline misses his presence... --
  • 5 star rating Chris long is so fucking big --
  • 4 star rating At least he isn't there to play against this awful decimated OL --
  • 5 star rating Chris Long s comment Feed is well something. --
  • 5 star rating haha he is such a bro on comment --
  • 5 star rating Eagles caught a break with Chris Long being out --
  • 1 star rating Were the actual fuck is kone. Chris long would be sound to lob on. Least he wants to run and shoot. Get tae fuck rom ya dog. --
  • 5 star rating Chris Long ( is awesome. --
  • 5 star rating Even he is calling out Cards fans --
  • 5 star rating So Aaron Donald Michael brockers Robert Quinn and Chris long vs the Eagles O line good luck staying upright Nick Foles could be Sanchez --
  • 3 star rating Just realized that Is the real Chris Long, using his Madden Ultimate Team card as his avi. --
  • 1 star rating Today, Chris Long reminds us all that 2007 was a simpler, more peaceful time. This is a special leprechaun flute. --
  • 2 star rating EA is terrible. Wish they didn't own the sports gaming world. Rather use chris long on a 2k game then EA. --
  • 5 star rating He is THE MAN --
  • 2 star rating Were we ever so slightly despite lead. And today's for defense, where DE Chris Long has tore his ACL. --
  • 1 star rating Hard to believe the Rams just have 1 sack this season. Obviously he is not available, but still. They need to be more disruptive. --
  • 5 star rating STL D is 29th at 5.1 yards per carry against, 32nd w/ 1 sack. In '13 they were 2nd at 3.7 YPC and 3rd with 53 SKS. Is Chris Long that vital? --
  • 3 star rating Having Chris long on the other side made him and now that Chris long is hurt he can't get a sack --
  • 4 star rating Can everyone now see how crucial he is for the Rams? --
  • 5 star rating Chris Long being hurt is having a huge impact... --
  • 1 star rating That 1st quarter was awesome. The rest of the game not so much. The D definitely misses Chris Long. Hoped for better game. --
  • 1 star rating All we hear about is this Rams pass rush. 1 sack through 5 games. Last in the league. Chris Long sure is missed. --
  • 1 star rating Man, what happened to Robert Quinn? 19 sacks in '13, none so far in '14. Absence of Chris Long hurts, but still... --
  • 4 star rating Quinn will get sacks when he is back they need each other --
  • 1 star rating I thought Rams Defense was better than what they have been this year, or the loss of he is bigger than people realize --
  • 5 star rating Is the loss of Chris Long this evident? --
  • 5 star rating The Rams are really missing Chris long --
  • 4 star rating Just goes to show you how important he is to the Dline. --
  • 3 star rating How is this Tre Mason's first game active... And can we have Chris Long back yet? --
  • 1 star rating The miss Chris Long more than we thought they would. Unfortunately, ESPN keeps reminding us how bad this pass rush is. --
  • 5 star rating Hey john gruden you wanna mention that chris long is hurt? He's a huge reason why the Rams Dline is struggling. Stop mentioning Quinn. --
  • 5 star rating He is not on our DLine due to injury. --
  • 2 star rating MNF keeps harping about Robert Quinn's lack of sacks but neglects to mention there is no Chris Long --
  • 3 star rating Robert Quinn is really struggling without Chris Long on the other side --
  • 5 star rating We need Chris Long back so fucking bad --
  • 1 star rating Robert Quinn playing like Aldon when Justin Smith got hurt. Teams are scheming mainly against him since he is out --
  • 5 star rating This just proves he is better than Robert Quinn --
  • 4 star rating It's painful to see Chris Long on the sidelines. We need him so badly --
  • 4 star rating Robert Quinn Is Missing Chris Long Like A Muhhh Fuck!!!! --
  • 4 star rating Robert Quinn is badly missing his partner in crime, Chris Long. --
  • 1 star rating Robert Quinn has went backwards this season probably cause he is injured. How do you get 19 sacks last yr and have ZERO this yr?? --
  • 5 star rating ShannonSharpe Chris Long needs to hurry back. "mikeangeli88: ShannonSharpe thehuntforgold where is Robert Quinn still 0 sacks this yr?" --
  • 3 star rating If he is healthy Id dare to say the rams have the best D-Line in the league --
  • 4 star rating With no Chris Long Robert Quinn and the pass rush is neutralized --
  • 3 star rating Why is the d-line so poor this year? It can't just be the loss of Chris Long. --

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