Never be ashamed of having a crush on Chris Kelly I'm a crusher
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Chris Kelly is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Chris Kelly
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Getting really good at reading python code. I'm not yet good at knowing what code solves what problem.
Its going well. -- Chris Kelly
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He is at Disney on Ice with his wife and kids. So cute omg. I said hi and he stopped and asked me how I was . -- Lauren Azevedo
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He is weak. -- Brandon
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Why would you want to trade chris kelly when hes part of the reason the soderberg line is doing so well -- Arian
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So he would rather have Chris Kelly than Alexander Ovechkin lol ok -- Steve Parziale
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He is one of the people who is disrespectful to my house -- El Chapó
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Watching ice dancing with he is possibly one of the most hilarious things I have ever experienced lol -- Dee wright
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I preferred being patronised by Chris Kelly and Jilly Goulden. At least they weren't condescending, they assumed we have brain -- ΑΝΔΡΟMEΔΑ ΠΕΡΣΈΑΣ©®™
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DID YOU KNOW?: Chris Kelly's abdomen is made up entirely of livers. No heart, lungs, stomach. Just alcohol sponges. -- Sterling
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David Krejci on ice for the team's optional morning skate. So is Chris Kelly. -- Amalie Benjamin
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Chris Kelly sucks and McQuaid isn't far behind -- Ryan Doneghey
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He is considering buying tickets to see Ed Sheeran in September. Will he or won't he actually go to the concert? -- Rock 92
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He is also a cup of soft serve. No one likes a softie. -- Tom Burgess
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Ok so call Griffith for bullshit goalie interference but Chris Kelly gets high sticked and no one says shit. -- CayDot
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My lil kal pal is chris kelly bc she is silently important!!!!! -- kolby
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Btw, unrelated, i'm still so fucking happy chris kelly is back -- Queen
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Yakupov's value is low. Trade Chris Kelly for him. -- Joe Meloni
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I really question why he is an alternate captain and Lucic isn't... -- Cam Neely
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He is having a sneaky good offensive season thus far -- BeantownBears
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Now that that is over, let's all watch how our Defense looks without our captain. All, Chris Kelly leads our team in points... Change that. -- The Zambroni's
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As for things no one expected, he is Boston's co-leader in goals, assists, points, plus-minus, shorthanded points and game-winners. -- Jesse Connolly
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Boston is not looking to move Chris Kelly. He is not the target of the -- LETS GO OIL/ESKS
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Chris Kelly was drafted by the Senators, and that is insult enough. -- Nikolai BirdSkullsky
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this is peak Chris Kelly -- FLEX
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Chris Kelly may have been a little bit more expungeable than Boychuk. We have depth on offense, not so much on defense -- Young Economist
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Chris Kelly works around a leadoff double by West Liberty in the top of the second, game is scoreless with CU batting in the second. -- Concord Baseball
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I wouldn't be ready to hit the panic button yet if I was Boston, but if my leading scorer is Chris Kelly, I'd freak a little bit. -- GMOnACouch
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Chara done, No Boychuk, Rask sucks, Svedbergs no better, and I thinnk he is still out leading scorer. Bruins are looking gooooood. -- VVolfGolf13
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Really glad we kept Chris Kelly instead of Johnny Boychuk right now -- Jay
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I really think that Chris Kelly looks like an older version of Reilly smith -- jess teqja
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Goal being reviewed. Chris Kelly was jamming in front and the puck crossed the line. But was it intent to blow? -- Bruins Daily
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Hamilton is very very good but not that physical.they aren't all that tough now.looch picks his spots.chris kelly.who else? -- billy runaway
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Statistically he is the most productive player on the Bruins right now. -- Sam Palma
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The fact that he is a Bruin and Boychuk is an Islander absolutely boggles my mind -- Regular Sized Rudy
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He is lone absence from morning skate. It's an optional. -- Dan Cagen
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I'm probably not watching the game tonight sadly so watch he is gonna score lmao -- Katie Koivisto
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Chris Kelly tied with David Krejci for the Bruins' scoring lead. But he does nothing of value, according to talk radio callers, so... -- Andy Merritt
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He is winning the Art Ross Trophy this year -- DannyLBC
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Chris Kelly looks like he's out to prove all of his haters wrong so far this year. He's been our best player sadly -- Casper
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Maybe someone should write another article about how he is overpaid and useless and should be traded. -- GoJays
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warm-ups: In addition to known scratches Marchand, Krejci, he isn't on ice. -- Mike Loftus
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I don't understand hating someone for past actions... Whatever happened happened, forgiving and moving on is the better option. -- chris kelly
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Example OH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FELGARRR?!? CHRIS KELLY - ALL HE DOES IS WIN!!! WHO SUCKS NOW FELGARRR?!? -- James Stewart
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Peter Chiarelli looks at this team as it's currently constituted and says "Well, Chris Kelly scored tonight so we'll be fine" -- Justin DeGaetano
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Now I'm confused. Guy next to me thinks everyone is Lucic but also agrees that he is awful. -- Jon Days of Y'Orr
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Chris Kelly's passing is sexy -- SLOTUS
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Flowchart: Is this a scoring chance?>>>Yes. Are you Chris Kelly?>>>Yes. Is the net empty?>>>No.>>>PASS THE PUCK TO SMITH. -- Gus Booooooooooooth!
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Who is this dumb blonde trying to interview chris kelly about hockey? haha she doesn't know anything. -- Kelsey Fritz
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He is a verra verra articulate hockey player -- Belle
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Good work by Lucic along the wall leads to a Griffith centering pass to Chris Kelly, who is hauled down by Wiercioch. Bruins to the PP. -- StanleyCup ofChowder
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