Chris Farley

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Actor, comedian (Famous from Saturday Night Live)
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Chris Farley is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating If Rob Ford is Chris Farley coming back to do a character to F with us, then he's totally worth it. --
  • 3 star rating I could really use one of those Chris Farley "Down By the River" pep talks right about now. --
  • 4 star rating Phil Hartman and Chris Farley's death really hurt. --
  • 5 star rating My favorite part of transcribing is that I sound like Chris Farley when he'd interview celebrities, and it reminds me I am a big dumb idiot. --
  • 2 star rating I always wonder what great movies John Belushi and Chris Farley would have made if they didn't die so young. --
  • 3 star rating This judge mediator is doing his best Chris Farley show impression. It's spot on. --
  • 3 star rating Hi my name is Matt, and I live in a van down by the river (Chris Farley) --
  • 4 star rating Chris Farley in a White Zombie pit is the coolest. --
  • 4 star rating My brother is the best Chris Farley impressionist. Omg. --
  • 5 star rating ...because broad in a lead tends to kill comedy for me. Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, etc... looking like one is trying to be... --
  • 4 star rating Joe Nathan is to closing, as he is to exotic dancing. --
  • 3 star rating Saw a picture of Phil Hartman and Chris Farley together, and I'm really sad right now --
  • 5 star rating I miss Chris Farley. So funny. --
  • 5 star rating He is funny --
  • 4 star rating If u know who chris farley is I wanna marry u probably --
  • 5 star rating Is that Chris Farley? --
  • 1 star rating If they made Family Guy into a real live movie, the only man who could really play Peter is dead RIP Chris Farley --
  • 2 star rating I wish Chris Farley was still alive. It's so sad to see that behind all the laughs there was a lot of pain. --
  • 1 star rating The 90s was blessed with so many funny guys like Jim Carrey, Martin Lawrence, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy (cont) --
  • 4 star rating Being told I look like he is not how I wanted to start my day. --
  • 5 star rating I did and my excuse for being awful was (and this is true), "I ate a bunch of chocolate beforehand and my heart is racing". I'm Chris Farley --
  • 5 star rating Being crushed under he is the most glorious ending a table can have. --
  • 3 star rating Mainstream entertainment is so downhill lately. On a side note, im very sad he is dead. --
  • 5 star rating I love watching Chris Farley movies until I realize he is dead.. and then I just get really depressed. --
  • 4 star rating Chris Farley was seriously the man lol wish he didn't party so hard --
  • 5 star rating He is so important --
  • 5 star rating Its too bad Chris Farley liked drugs so much --
  • 5 star rating He is by far my favorite actor. Shame he's gone. --
  • 3 star rating I was seriously going to study today but Comedy Central is playing Chris Farley movies so I mean.. --
  • 5 star rating Chris Farley was so funny --
  • 5 star rating I wish Chris Farley didn't die at such a young age. He's just hilarious. Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, SNL skits, he's seriously the best. --
  • 3 star rating Got these white bitches calling me narley. roll my blunts so fat I call them Chris Farley. --
  • 4 star rating Turned the TV on and is on. Hilarious Chris Farley movie! --
  • 5 star rating Oh my word I love Chris Farley so much. --
  • 4 star rating Black Sheep is the best movie! I miss Chris Farley! --
  • 3 star rating Black sheep is on and chris farley is still one of my favorite comedic actors --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating I really wonder how comedy would be different if Chris Farley was still alive --
  • 3 star rating The comedy scene would be so different today if Chris Farley was still alive. --
  • 5 star rating Chris Farley was so freaking awesome! --
  • 3 star rating Black sheep is on Comedy Central, Chris Farley never disappoints like the who deys --
  • 1 star rating So, I know a kid that looks just like Chris Farley. He has to be his kid or something... The resemblance is scary. --
  • 5 star rating He is the man --
  • 5 star rating Some nights at work make me sigh and shake my head. Others make me feel like Chris Farley after being told he drank instant coffee. --
  • 3 star rating Sookie's Chris Farley-esque explanation of how her chef's coat got ripped is something to behold. --
  • 1 star rating The scene in tommy boy where chris farley and david spade are singing come on eileen in the car is me and connie tbh --
  • 3 star rating Chris Farley was so freaking hilarious. Really wish he was still alive. --
  • 5 star rating So is Antoine Bertrand French for Chris Farley? --
  • 4 star rating I'm watching Tommy Boy and I just realized Chris Farley died so young --
  • 3 star rating is coming on on I can't wait! he is my favorite comedian of all time! --

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