Chris Distefano

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Actor, Comedian, Writer (Famous from MTV's Guy Code)
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating I think ??? Chris distefano postponed his philly dates? view --
  • 3 star rating haven't watched tpw in a minute tbh watch history hyenas or any chris distefano podcast --
  • 2 star rating Chris Distefano said he would do 40 open Mics a week and I m trying to figure out how he found the damn time --
  • 3 star rating Chris Distefano ( and Sam Morril ( have two of my fave comedy specials --
  • 5 star rating Chris Distefano view --
  • 4 star rating I just realized that wasn't Chris Distefano before he got fit --
  • 5 star rating He is an underrated comedian --
  • 5 star rating Chris Distefano : Reality is a suggestion --
  • 3 star rating He is the type of Italian kid that we wouldn't let hang out in front of the deli --
  • 5 star rating Chris Distefano > everyone else --
  • 2 star rating Thinking about the time I saw Chris Distefano in a supermarket but chickened out of talking to him :/ --
  • 5 star rating No cap Chris distefano just cured my depression --
  • 5 star rating I wanna go see Chris Distefano tonight but I don't wanna go alone. Lemme know if you interested so we can grab tickets before they sell out --
  • 3 star rating First Joe Rogan and now Chris Distefano comedy show canceled. Beyond pissed and over this shit. --
  • 4 star rating YOOO Chris distefano and sal got a podcast together --
  • 3 star rating chris distefano thinks electoral college means most people are red lmfao id*ot --
  • 3 star rating The more I listen to Chris distefano the more I can t stand Andrew Schultz --
  • 4 star rating I m looking for ways to reach Chris DiStefano...it s important --
  • 3 star rating Hearing Chris Distefano say Brendan has been the highlight of my day. This canes is a close second. --
  • 4 star rating Chris distefano is the funniest comedian to ever exist i m dying --
  • 5 star rating He is a really fucking good comic. --
  • 5 star rating Chris distefano is honestly hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Ugh chris distefano is a republican. i always guessed it but i never knew for sure --
  • 1 star rating I wish Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano would kiss and make up so they aint gotta be on every other podcast constantly. --
  • 3 star rating Chris distefano from guy code/girl code being a host for the US on Beastmaster omg --
  • 5 star rating He is so sexy. --
  • 2 star rating I think the best thing I ve done recently is start listening Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano s podcast --
  • 3 star rating Hey babe podcast w sal vulcano & chris distefano is all i have in life at this current moment --
  • 5 star rating He is my lord and savor. --
  • 5 star rating Just signed a huge deal with MTV s Chris Distefano and also landed a partnership with Burlington Coat Factory this week. 2021 is my year --
  • 5 star rating My type is Chris distefano --
  • 4 star rating Chris distefano just liked my comment I m ejacccin son praise god --
  • 3 star rating Not me gasping out loud in class today when I saw he is on Trash Tuesday this week --
  • 5 star rating I just wanna say chris distefano on the pod is maybe the best thing to ever happen to me. i fucking LOVE him. --
  • 5 star rating He is the fucking funniest human being on earth. --
  • 1 star rating "oh, i thought you were gay" - chris distefano "no, i'm jewish" - nadav "ooooh....that's what it is" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --
  • 4 star rating Chris DiStefano is one of the funniest dudes in the world --
  • 3 star rating On behalf of the joe derosa vs chris distefano episode. Who is better? --
  • 3 star rating Not many people know this, but Biff from Back to the Future(s) is actually Chris DiStefano s dad. --
  • 5 star rating Is that Pat Mcafee holding Chris Distefano? --
  • 3 star rating Guys think i m so hot until i tell them i m not related to Chris Distefano --
  • 5 star rating Chris distefano is so funny bro --
  • 1 star rating Im so happy Chris DiStefano and Yannis Pappas got to go on Rogan. Im just sad it had to be on separate terms. --
  • 5 star rating Chris distefano is so full of shit --
  • 5 star rating Chris Distefano on Rogan ..is a riot --
  • 5 star rating Chris Distefano on Rogan ..is a riot --
  • 3 star rating Currently at dinner and ray romano is on my left and Chris DiStefano to my right --
  • 4 star rating Season 2 Chris DiStefano funny AF. Do people really call USA ooosa? --
  • 5 star rating Chris distefano is simply not funny --
  • 3 star rating Is the Chris Distefano s 9/11 story, the best Stand up story ever? If not, what is? --

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