Chico Marx

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• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Candida Tsasie
• Ppl ask me 4 directions a lot. Idk LA too well. Tempted 2 use Chico Marx's line from 'Cocoanuts':"Train?Once a week.Sometimes twice a day." -- RLM
• Chico Marx~ Mustards no good without roast beef. -- Chula Branscomb
• I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.- Chico Marx -- Kamal Barry
• "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth." - Chico Marx - -- Bill Davis
• Another missed opportunity was dueling pianos: Lee Liberace v Chico Marx v Victor Borge -- White Phoenix
• "You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!" - Fiorello (Chico Marx) in A Night at the Opera (1935) -- Old Hollywood
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Garnet Shouse
• Chico Marx had so much style and flare when he played piano. I wish I could be half as talented as he was -- Shannon Mata
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Shopping Pile
• Chico Marx~ Mustards no good without roast beef. -- If You Ask Us
• After a run of bad luck at poker Chico Marx wrote to a playing card manufacturer: Gentlemen, Are you still manufacturing aces and kings? -- Patrick Wall
• Chico Marx~ Mustards no good without roast beef. -- News 1800
• La esencia de la narrativa kirchnerista fue sintetizada por Chico Marx en 1933-> A QUIEN LE VAS A CREER, A MI O A TUS PROPIOS OJOS ? -- Shonaldo1
• My teacher has this sign in his class that says, "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." - Chico Marx I love it and idk why -- nicole
• We are closed 13-05-2015 13:46 Quote: 'You can t fool me! There ain t no Sanity Clause! Chico Marx, A Night at the Opera -- tkkrlab
• Another worthwhile concert: An evening with Victor Borge and Chico Marx performing the music of Carl Stalling. -- Danny Adler
• Today is Chico Marx's birthday, I never understood how he was Italian & his brothers were all Jewish, he must have eaten a lot of Gabbagool -- John F Kensil
• "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." Chico Marx -- Chris Mac
• When I come to power, all hard hits in the NFL will be met with an audio clip of Chico Marx saying "She can't take it there!" -- A Real Jam-Up Guy
• Today I will be wearing a Harpo Marx coat and a Chico Marx hat. -- Croaky's Chilly
• October, 11 1961. Death of Chico Marx, American actor and singer (b. 1887) -- Rob Morganbesser
• You lose your money in the market. I toss mine away on dames and gambling. Who had the most fun? (Chico Marx 1929) -- Don't Bet the Farm
• A jazz trio with Johnny Carson on drums, Chico Marx on piano and Bill Clinton on sax. -- Vincent Martini
• Mustard is not good without ham. Sinappi ei ole hyvää ilman kinkkua. -Chico Marx -- Pentti Ruotsalainen
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Tai Olquin
• "Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" did not work for Chico Marx and it's not going to work for you, Gamergate. -- RWTema
• You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause! - Chico Marx, A Night at the Opera -- Geek History
• Mustard's no good without roast beef. -- Chico Marx -- Ed Coburn
• I wasn t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. Chico Marx -- wonderhellchic
• "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."- Chico Marx -- Paula
• "You can't fool me, mister. There ain't no Sanity Claus. -- Chico Marx (A Night at the Opera)" -- Peter Fields
• I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. Chico Marx -- ☠Whillien Ghae
• "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." - Chico Marx -- Nicole Reyes
• Wem wollen sie nun glauben? Mir oder ihren Augen / Chico Marx -- Claudia Lohausen
• United's hopeless fullback, Rafael, reminds me of Chico Marx. Chico was a better player though.... -- Sir William Blizzard
• I just realised that one of my lecturers sounds a bit like Chico Marx. -- Stacie
• Chico Marx~ Mustards no good without roast beef. -- Yara Dorie
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Lavana Yoken
• Daughter does not like when I do my Chico Marx impression for casual conversation, which of course makes me do it more. -- varifrank
• Mustard's no good without roast beef. -- Chico Marx -- Edward J. Coburn
• I used to be Italian, but I saw what they did to Mussolini so now I'm Greek. Chico Marx | | -- Jewish Comedians
• "You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - Fiorello/Chico Marx in A Night at the Opera (1945) -- Iris van Zwam
• Jerry Lee Lewis, Chico Marx et Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. J'aime ces gens qui savent ne pas respecter un piano. -- Saint Garp
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- knut flush
• Is this the one with Chico Marx asking for two hard boiled eggs? -- Andrew Nahem
• Chico Marx: Miss Bankhead. Tallulah Bankhead: Mr Marx. CM: You know, I really want to fuck you. TB: And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy. -- Ambrose Bierce Guy
• A sure thing is no fun. -Chico Marx -- Jeffrey Mitch
• Chico Marx: Miss Bankhead. Tallulah Bankhead: Mr Marx. CM: You know, I really want to fuck you. TB: And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy. -- Frizzdow
• "Chico Marx was my first crush," says Ripley like it's not weird at all. -- Joshua Cannon

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