Never be ashamed of having a crush on Carlton Cole I'm a crusher
Footballer (Famous from Former Chelsea Player)
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Why People Have A Crush On Carlton Cole
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Rated by - The year is 2014, and still, still, carlton cole is a premiership centre forward. -- ?
- Why was Carlton Cole brought on? He is shit and can't control the ball. If Zarate had been brought on, we could have possibly won. -- ⚒ CasHammer ⚒
- You could charge me £100 for a season ticket, still too much for Allardyce, Nolan and Carlton Cole being the main part of the team. -- Harry
- Carlton cole is a fucking horse, but I still love him -- Mitchel Clements
- Woah woah woah, so you're telling me Carlton Cole attempted a back heel today?! -- Liam Bradford
- Welbeck is a poor man's Carlton Cole --
- Man United went down to 10 men, so straight away West Ham thought they would too by bringing on Carlton Cole who's always a fucking ghost -- Jimmy Fulford
- Carlton cole is like 6 fucking foot and he never wins a aerial challenge at all. -- Grohl
- Can someone please explain why Carlton cole is allowed to be on the pitch -- dawn morris
- Why is it Allardyce when we start looking good you bring shit on like Carlton Cole and Kevin Nolan -- Liam Barwick
- I swear all carlton cole has done is run into people -- brownie king
- He is fucking shit -- CharlotteAnnePayne
- Would rather sign no striker than Carlton Cole, because he is basically like having no striker -- Zak
- Carlton Cole looks like he is Rojo's father -- Michael Gleeson
- He is a cunt -- Asghar
- He is rubbish..must to a thick to pal with like a spa.. -- P daddy
- He is still available -- Tom
- Carlton cole is really bad -- Michael
- Zarate is on the bench. We bring on an unfit nolan and Carlton Cole. Some habits die hard I guess. -- Alex Patience
- As soon as everyone in the pub sees carlton cole all you here is "oh fucking hell" -- matt
- Zarate on the bench, and you being on Carlton Cole and Nolan? Ffs! -- Scott Wilson
- The Carlton Cole stoppage time equaliser is so inevitable -- EL TIGRE
- Trying to sign carlton cole isnt really a signal of intent -- Harry Brown
- So obvious that he is gonna scramble in a last minute winner here. -- Manvir Singh
- Man United are down to 10 so we bring on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson... where is Zarate?! -- _WestHamFC
- My stream is hilarious. West Ham have the weaponry to really turn the screw. What, Carlton Cole?! -- Stephen Ackroyd
- He is gonna score -- Benjamin mcwilliams
- Not often you see Carlton Cole nutmeg someone is it -- Yezzaa
- Zarate is available.... why on earth would you bring on carlton cole -- joe church
- Both teams down to 10 men as Rooney is sent off for Man Utd and Carlton Cole comes on for West Ham -- Andrew Cochrane
- Carlton Cole the throne is ready for u bruh -- Gio Trappertoni
- Rooney is sent off, and Allardyce immediately brings on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson. Christ, man. -- Xan Adler
- "West Ham are really going for it now, Carlton Cole has just come on." - Charlie Nicholas. -- Carl Andrew Lilley
- "West ham are really fancying it now, carlton cole has come on" areet then lol -- Naz Khan
- Don't moan about carlton Cole coming on.... you all moan when we never go for it so why not stick a big guy on to put defence under pressure -- 父 Adam Young 父
- Some saying bacca is a done deal, some saying he's rejected us. This is too stressful just re sign Carlton cole please -- Ryan
- They want a goal against 10 men so they bring on Carlton Cole.. -- Teerts Mit
- I have a feeling that he is going to score a late goal... -- Fredrik
- 61' Amalfitano is replaced by Carlton Cole -- Manchester United
- So West Ham bring on Carlton Cole! -- Dan Fazal
- Big Sam is so confident that he has brought carlton Cole on. The ignominy. -- time lord
- Now carlton cole is on to mount more pressure on the already useless defence! Just perfect, innit? -- Bolutife LORDson
- Why the fuck is Carlton Cole playing?!!! -- George Barker
- Carlton Cole. Really!? -- Up The Hammers
- So United are down to 10 men and West Ham shortly follow as Carlton Cole comes on -- Darryl Hindmarsh
- I fear the worst that he is back training with West Ham. We absolutely cannot sign him again -- George Poynter
- Then again West Ham have brought on Carlton Cole so they obviously feel sorry for us -- Simon Bird
- 79' he is on to replace Enner Valencia. -- Nader Hussein
- Carlton Cole talking about his baggy Next boxer shorts is probably the best thing I've ever heard. -- Charlie
- Lukaku is playing like Carlton Cole -- Lewis Brown
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