Carlton Cole

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Footballer (Famous from Former Chelsea Player)
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Carlton Cole is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The year is 2014, and still, still, carlton cole is a premiership centre forward. --
  • 5 star rating Why was Carlton Cole brought on? He is shit and can't control the ball. If Zarate had been brought on, we could have possibly won. --
  • 5 star rating You could charge me £100 for a season ticket, still too much for Allardyce, Nolan and Carlton Cole being the main part of the team. --
  • 5 star rating Carlton cole is a fucking horse, but I still love him --
  • 3 star rating Woah woah woah, so you're telling me Carlton Cole attempted a back heel today?! --
  • 5 star rating Welbeck is a poor man's Carlton Cole --
  • 5 star rating Man United went down to 10 men, so straight away West Ham thought they would too by bringing on Carlton Cole who's always a fucking ghost --
  • 3 star rating Carlton cole is like 6 fucking foot and he never wins a aerial challenge at all. --
  • 3 star rating Can someone please explain why Carlton cole is allowed to be on the pitch --
  • 3 star rating Why is it Allardyce when we start looking good you bring shit on like Carlton Cole and Kevin Nolan --
  • 4 star rating I swear all carlton cole has done is run into people --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking shit --
  • 3 star rating Would rather sign no striker than Carlton Cole, because he is basically like having no striker --
  • 5 star rating Carlton Cole looks like he is Rojo's father --
  • 5 star rating He is a cunt --
  • 4 star rating He is rubbish..must to a thick to pal with like a spa.. --
  • 5 star rating He is still available --
  • 5 star rating Carlton cole is really bad --
  • 3 star rating Zarate is on the bench. We bring on an unfit nolan and Carlton Cole. Some habits die hard I guess. --
  • 3 star rating As soon as everyone in the pub sees carlton cole all you here is "oh fucking hell" --
  • 4 star rating Zarate on the bench, and you being on Carlton Cole and Nolan? Ffs! --
  • 4 star rating The Carlton Cole stoppage time equaliser is so inevitable --
  • 4 star rating Trying to sign carlton cole isnt really a signal of intent --
  • 4 star rating So obvious that he is gonna scramble in a last minute winner here. --
  • 3 star rating Man United are down to 10 so we bring on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson... where is Zarate?! --
  • 3 star rating My stream is hilarious. West Ham have the weaponry to really turn the screw. What, Carlton Cole?! --
  • 5 star rating He is gonna score --
  • 4 star rating Not often you see Carlton Cole nutmeg someone is it --
  • 4 star rating Zarate is available.... why on earth would you bring on carlton cole --
  • 3 star rating Both teams down to 10 men as Rooney is sent off for Man Utd and Carlton Cole comes on for West Ham --
  • 5 star rating Carlton Cole the throne is ready for u bruh --
  • 2 star rating Rooney is sent off, and Allardyce immediately brings on Carlton Cole and Carl Jenkinson. Christ, man. --
  • 3 star rating "West Ham are really going for it now, Carlton Cole has just come on." - Charlie Nicholas. --
  • 3 star rating "West ham are really fancying it now, carlton cole has come on" areet then lol --
  • 5 star rating Don't moan about carlton Cole coming on.... you all moan when we never go for it so why not stick a big guy on to put defence under pressure --
  • 1 star rating Some saying bacca is a done deal, some saying he's rejected us. This is too stressful just re sign Carlton cole please --
  • 4 star rating They want a goal against 10 men so they bring on Carlton Cole.. --
  • 4 star rating I have a feeling that he is going to score a late goal... --
  • 5 star rating 61' Amalfitano is replaced by Carlton Cole --
  • 5 star rating So West Ham bring on Carlton Cole! --
  • 3 star rating Big Sam is so confident that he has brought carlton Cole on. The ignominy. --
  • 3 star rating Now carlton cole is on to mount more pressure on the already useless defence! Just perfect, innit? --
  • 5 star rating Why the fuck is Carlton Cole playing?!!! --
  • 5 star rating Carlton Cole. Really!? --
  • 3 star rating So United are down to 10 men and West Ham shortly follow as Carlton Cole comes on --
  • 3 star rating I fear the worst that he is back training with West Ham. We absolutely cannot sign him again --
  • 3 star rating Then again West Ham have brought on Carlton Cole so they obviously feel sorry for us --
  • 5 star rating 79' he is on to replace Enner Valencia. --
  • 3 star rating Carlton Cole talking about his baggy Next boxer shorts is probably the best thing I've ever heard. --
  • 5 star rating Lukaku is playing like Carlton Cole --

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