Carl Hiaasen

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Carl Hiaasen brings his wonderfully crazy character Skink to a YA I just read oh so happily: Skink No Surrender--plus teens, of course. --
  • 5 star rating He is here at Bethesda! --
  • 5 star rating Carl Hiaasen, what is this thing you have for women, and now a girl, being abducted & held prisoner in your bks? Not happy with you, Carl. --
  • 4 star rating Done with Star Island by Carl Hiaasen. This guy is really good. --
  • 3 star rating Soccer game and now comfy with a good book. Hoot by he is so awesomely offbeat. --
  • 5 star rating Carl Hiaasen Is my literary guilty pleasure. --
  • 3 star rating "The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring." - Carl Hiaasen. A very happy birthday Mr Hiaasen --
  • 3 star rating "Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course." Carl Hiaasen --
  • 4 star rating One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. ~ Carl Hiaasen --
  • 5 star rating "Everybody's idea of a great book is different. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page, the writing so original." Carl Hiaasen --
  • 3 star rating My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water. - Carl Hiaasen --
  • 3 star rating My class is enjoying Carl Hiaasen's book Flush. They can't wait to hear what happens next!!! --
  • 4 star rating I feel like Florida is one giant Carl Hiaasen novel --
  • 3 star rating "Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle." Carl Hiaasen (Nature Girl) --
  • 3 star rating "My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water." Carl Hiaasen --
  • 5 star rating Carl hiaasen ............. a true artist --
  • 1 star rating Ook in de regionale kranten: Remington van Bert Natter en Hap! van Carl Hiaasen. (En dus Joukje Akveld over die aap op de wc) --
  • 3 star rating Carl Hiaasen: Today, Gulf looks fine, but wait until the next one hits --
  • 1 star rating Carl Hiaasen'un eski bir kitab n sahafta bulunca pek sevinmi tim, çeviri, redaksiyon o kadar kötü ki kursa mda kald . --
  • 3 star rating I like fictional Florida as found in Carl Hiaasen books and The Finder. --
  • 4 star rating Carl Hiaasen: "One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb." --
  • 2 star rating The evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn't ~ Carl Hiaasen --
  • 4 star rating Mine is Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen. Already hard to put down. --
  • 4 star rating Carl Hiaasen: "One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb." --
  • 4 star rating Double Whammy by he is on sale today on audible for $4. --
  • 2 star rating He is een soort Coen Brothers in zijn eentje, gecombineerd met een misantropische, sardonische milieuactvist. --
  • 4 star rating Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle. Carl Hiaasen --
  • 5 star rating Can progressives aka marxists get any dumber than this guy: Carl Hiaasen: "Only Way Trump Wins Is If Dems Nominate Bill Cosby Who is this?? --
  • 5 star rating Fuzzy Mud by Louis Sachar is like the eco-awareness of a book mixed w/ Outbreak by Michael Crichton. Fast paced & a bit scary. --
  • 3 star rating Soooo today is and Mr. Underwood would be excited for today!!! Check out "Flush" by Carl Hiaasen --
  • 5 star rating FYI - is on NOW --
  • 1 star rating it's so so sad, coming from England it's unbelievable. Let's hope your books get more people understanding theUS --
  • 4 star rating One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. ~Carl Hiaasen --
  • 1 star rating Everything is turned off as we consume the supreme goodness that is Chomp by Going to binge read everything by this author. --
  • 5 star rating My favorite writer is on commenter! --
  • 2 star rating He is funny when he doesn't talk politics. Like they say about everyone in the arts: "Shut up and sing." --
  • 1 star rating This VW thing is like straight out of a novel. I bought that car explicitly bc I thought its MPG was better for the planet --
  • 1 star rating You've probably been asked this many times, but could you give me an approximate year of when your book Flush is set? --
  • 5 star rating Waking up daily in our current political world is to arrive in a novel of uncertain authorship: Kurt Vonnegut? Carl Hiaasen? Or who? --
  • 1 star rating Can't be so. President Obama has assured the world, ironically from Paris that US is only country with a gun problem... --
  • 1 star rating The jury shenanigans at the Skelos and Silver trials is like Carl Hiaasen trying his hand at a John Grisham novel --
  • 5 star rating What is Congress going to do about it????? --
  • 3 star rating great article. Guy is a real scumbag. Too bad Skink can't talk to him. --
  • 3 star rating Thank you for standing up for the families of Sandy Hook. Mr. Tracy's behavior is shameful. --
  • 2 star rating - Barbie's little sister, Stacie: "Barbie, when are you going to realize Ken is just using you. Wake up!" --
  • 3 star rating any books coming out soon. I really could use some Serge Storms in my life. --
  • 3 star rating So Prince died from ODing on Fentanyl? Odd...there's no FL connection --
  • 4 star rating DeSantis is a level bad politician. He s comically awful. --
  • 4 star rating I like when women lie to me, so she's got my vote. --
  • 1 star rating The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind. - Carl Hiaasen --

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