Never be ashamed of having a crush on Captain Spaulding I'm a crusher
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Captain Spaulding ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list. He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Captain Spaulding is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Captain Spaulding
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I got my Captain Spaulding tattoo like 2 years ago I need to get my Otis one finished so it doesn't look dumb. -- Pec
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Why don't you take yo mama home some chicken, So I don't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass *Captain Spaulding voice* -- Tony Parker
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I really don't think anyone could do Captain Spaulding justice better than Sid Haig. His delivery is absolutely perfect on every line. -- Irate Genius
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He is the man -- Mr. Brightside
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If you know who he is... We're automatically best friends. -- v
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Ick....hubby is going to go as Captain Spaulding.... -- ⚜ Lindsey ⚜
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He is my hero -- Duke
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If he does I'll for sure go no matter how far it is and I'll go as Captain Spaulding omgggg -- blake
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Even tho I hate clowns captain Spaulding is awesome -- bree
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Honestly, he is the only clown I'm not terrified of. -- QueenLey ☠
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Paige is just mad that I wont share my captain spaulding wings. -- Jesse Thredson
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Captain Spaulding called me baby so my life is complete -- baby firefly
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The fictional place I want to go to the most is probably Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. -- That One Guy
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He is barking at Eccles, it is either that or Ken Barlow he is woofing at. -- Diane
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Captain Spaulding 4 hHace 4 horas
Miren que pedir una cautelar para poner un presidente antes es GRAVE eh. -- Captain Spaulding
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He is the real MVP -- Nez.
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My cars name is Captain Spaulding. -- Jordyn
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I just want a fucking Captain Spaulding T-shirt is that too much to ask for???!!!? -- Diana
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Captain spaulding is not the type of clown that you want to fuck around with LMAO -- Yamara
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Aw the guy dressed as captain spaulding was so happy i knew who he was, he was a top bloke too and he made my night tbh -- ya ya ya I am Lorde
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I want to be Captain Spaulding for Halloween next year and if you don't know who that is die -- Alyssia
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The opening scene of House of 1,000 Corpses with he is tied for my favorite movie scene ever actually. -- Complicated Robot
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Captain Spaulding's shop looks so fucking rad i wanna go there. -- st andy the vile ;;
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This part where he is talking on the title screen confused me. I watched it twice before i realized i had to click something -- phone pal
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I saw a female Captain Spaulding. So that happened. -- Nate Weber
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He is fuckin the pit up. -- Amber Skye
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My dad dressed up as captain Spaulding. So perfect omg. -- Erin
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If I were bald or willing to shave my head, I would've been Captain Spaulding for Halloween. But my hair is too precious to me -- STEVE GUNNS
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My dad is so pumped to be Captain Spaulding tomorrow -- nauna
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I MIGHT MEET CAPTAIN SPAULDING HIMSELF IN APRIL AND I'M CRYING BECAUSE HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES IS MY LIFEBLOOD. -- Sam Scrivener
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Some guy came in work dressed as Captain Spaulding from The Devils Reject and im convinced it was actually him because it was so dead on.... -- Cara Santangelo
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Captain Spaulding made the list on WatchMojo's 10 scariest clowns as number 2, so happy lol -- Dom
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He is one terrifying SOB and i love em -- Q
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He is my favorite -- alexander
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Captain Spaulding aka Sid Haig is the first of many awesome announced special guests at Crypticon Seattle. Gonna be a fun time! -- Krystalization
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He is hilarious -- Megan Risinger
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Looking forward to a romantic night with Rob Zombie and Captain Spaulding <3 Peace y'all. -- clp
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Do I studder bitch -Captain Spaulding -- ÐEFÏÑÂTLŸ ÌѧÅNÈ
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Captain Spaulding Vs McDonalds..Ronald's weapon of choice: Happy Meal -- JULIANE Rosenthal
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Hooray for captain spaulding - animal crackers (paramount 1930) / marx brothers sing & play by marx brothers. -- otuka hirosi
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"(Captain Spaulding): If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart" ~ House of 1000 Corpses (2003) -- FX Contact Lenses
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That awesome Bullet Club entrance
That Captain Spaulding Doc Gallows/ -- Afro
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Loving Karl Anderson's facepaint. Reminds me of Captain Spaulding from The Devil's Rejects. -- AjaGigi
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I want a Captain Spaulding tshirt -- Obito Uchiha
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He is barely in it at all -- Russell Pirkle
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He is barking and barking at my husband as he is eating so slowly I can't hear a bloody word. -- Diane C.
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Michael Myers. Gage. Churchill. The Exorcist. Sinister. The Twins. Dracula. Chucky. Maryanne. Captain Spaulding. -- imani jackson
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Captain Spaulding (Original Mix) - OMG & Shockwave -- Aaron Simms
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Just saw the real life captain Spaulding off of House of 1,000 Corpses. Lol. Sounded like him and everything. -- Justin Eichler
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Yo Captain Spaulding :·3 -- rick toral
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