Captain Spaulding

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Captain Spaulding is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating I got my Captain Spaulding tattoo like 2 years ago I need to get my Otis one finished so it doesn't look dumb. --
  • 1 star rating Why don't you take yo mama home some chicken, So I don't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass *Captain Spaulding voice* --
  • 5 star rating I really don't think anyone could do Captain Spaulding justice better than Sid Haig. His delivery is absolutely perfect on every line. --
  • 5 star rating He is the man --
  • 4 star rating If you know who he is... We're automatically best friends. --
  • 4 star rating Ick....hubby is going to go as Captain Spaulding.... --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero --
  • 3 star rating If he does I'll for sure go no matter how far it is and I'll go as Captain Spaulding omgggg --
  • 4 star rating Even tho I hate clowns captain Spaulding is awesome --
  • 4 star rating Honestly, he is the only clown I'm not terrified of. --
  • 4 star rating Paige is just mad that I wont share my captain spaulding wings. --
  • 4 star rating Captain Spaulding called me baby so my life is complete --
  • 2 star rating The fictional place I want to go to the most is probably Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. --
  • 3 star rating He is barking at Eccles, it is either that or Ken Barlow he is woofing at. --
  • 2 star rating Captain Spaulding 4 hHace 4 horas Miren que pedir una cautelar para poner un presidente antes es GRAVE eh. --
  • 5 star rating He is the real MVP --
  • 5 star rating My cars name is Captain Spaulding. --
  • 3 star rating I just want a fucking Captain Spaulding T-shirt is that too much to ask for???!!!? --
  • 3 star rating Captain spaulding is not the type of clown that you want to fuck around with LMAO --
  • 1 star rating Aw the guy dressed as captain spaulding was so happy i knew who he was, he was a top bloke too and he made my night tbh --
  • 3 star rating I want to be Captain Spaulding for Halloween next year and if you don't know who that is die --
  • 2 star rating The opening scene of House of 1,000 Corpses with he is tied for my favorite movie scene ever actually. --
  • 4 star rating Captain Spaulding's shop looks so fucking rad i wanna go there. --
  • 1 star rating This part where he is talking on the title screen confused me. I watched it twice before i realized i had to click something --
  • 4 star rating I saw a female Captain Spaulding. So that happened. --
  • 5 star rating He is fuckin the pit up. --
  • 4 star rating My dad dressed up as captain Spaulding. So perfect omg. --
  • 1 star rating If I were bald or willing to shave my head, I would've been Captain Spaulding for Halloween. But my hair is too precious to me --
  • 4 star rating My dad is so pumped to be Captain Spaulding tomorrow --
  • 5 star rating Some guy came in work dressed as Captain Spaulding from The Devils Reject and im convinced it was actually him because it was so dead on.... --
  • 3 star rating Captain Spaulding made the list on WatchMojo's 10 scariest clowns as number 2, so happy lol --
  • 5 star rating He is one terrifying SOB and i love em --
  • 5 star rating He is my favorite --
  • 1 star rating Captain Spaulding aka Sid Haig is the first of many awesome announced special guests at Crypticon Seattle. Gonna be a fun time! --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Looking forward to a romantic night with Rob Zombie and Captain Spaulding <3 Peace y'all. --
  • 5 star rating Do I studder bitch -Captain Spaulding --
  • 4 star rating Captain Spaulding Vs McDonalds..Ronald's weapon of choice: Happy Meal --
  • 1 star rating Hooray for captain spaulding - animal crackers (paramount 1930) / marx brothers sing & play by marx brothers. --
  • 2 star rating "(Captain Spaulding): If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart" ~ House of 1000 Corpses (2003) --
  • 4 star rating That awesome Bullet Club entrance That Captain Spaulding Doc Gallows/ --
  • 3 star rating Loving Karl Anderson's facepaint. Reminds me of Captain Spaulding from The Devil's Rejects. --
  • 5 star rating I want a Captain Spaulding tshirt --
  • 5 star rating He is barely in it at all --
  • 3 star rating He is barking and barking at my husband as he is eating so slowly I can't hear a bloody word. --
  • 1 star rating Michael Myers. Gage. Churchill. The Exorcist. Sinister. The Twins. Dracula. Chucky. Maryanne. Captain Spaulding. --
  • 4 star rating Captain Spaulding (Original Mix) - OMG & Shockwave --
  • 2 star rating Just saw the real life captain Spaulding off of House of 1,000 Corpses. Lol. Sounded like him and everything. --
  • 5 star rating Yo Captain Spaulding :·3 --

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