Captain Lou Albano

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Captain Lou Albano
professional wrestler, professional wrestling manager, and actor (Famous from WWF)
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He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Captain Lou Albano is straight. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Super Mario Brothers starring Captain Lou Albano, Marc Mero as Luigi, and Sid Vicious as Toad. --
  • 3 star rating Who knew Captain Lou Albano had so much range? Pro wrestler, manager, plumber, princess savior. --
  • 3 star rating I think the Undertaker just took the ball to the end zone he is gonna be so mad --
  • 5 star rating Any comment with he is a good comment. --
  • 5 star rating Man Captain Lou Albano was a fun guy wasn't he. --
  • 1 star rating Captain Lou Albano would read Cyndi Lauper "The Color Purple" before bedtime just prior to him stomping King Koopa. --
  • 4 star rating Tonight, I saw an episode of "Miami Vice" with Captain Lou Albano! --
  • 2 star rating For me, the passing of "Mean" Gene Okurland is the saddest day in wrestling since Captain Lou Albano died. --
  • 1 star rating Or for that matter, Sonic Boom Sonic? Or Captain Lou Albano Mario? Or cd-i Link? Or Ash's Pikachu? Or Rockman Xover Mega Man? Or --
  • 5 star rating Don't forget Captain Lou Albano Mario --
  • 4 star rating Watching The Mario Bros w/ Captain Lou Albano 52eps on ! --
  • 5 star rating hahaha!! That was incredible? I don't think he liked the question. And who was the other guy? His manager? Captain Lou Albano? Wow --
  • 5 star rating I think captain Lou albano was in it --
  • 5 star rating captain Lou Albano. --
  • 5 star rating Cyndi Lauper and Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 5 star rating This man beat Captain Lou Albano --
  • 2 star rating I almost totally forgot the animated sections. As a child, I lived to see Captain Lou Albano as Mario. --
  • 4 star rating I'm "Wait, Captain Lou Albano ISN'T Cyndi Lauper's dad" years old. --
  • 1 star rating Finding myself disappointed that this audiobook version of My Left Foot isn't being read by Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 4 star rating My beard is at a 1 rubber band length on the Captain Lou Albano Scale --
  • 2 star rating Captain Lou Albano comes down and challenges the Quebecers to a tag title match against his newest team. --
  • 5 star rating Captain Lou albano --
  • 1 star rating It's one of those projects where, now that I've got the hard part out of the day in honor of Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 3 star rating Again, I am not related to Captain Lou Albano or Colt Ford. Thank you. --
  • 3 star rating Whatever Nintendo does, Captain Lou Albano will always be the voice of Mario to me. --
  • 4 star rating the way captain lou albano said "mare-ee-oh" instead of "mar-ee-oh" --
  • 1 star rating A Captain Lou Albano sighting always makes things 90% better. . . . . . Yes we're watching Cyndi Lauper videos at work. --
  • 4 star rating RIP Captain Lou was like 5 years ago but still... --
  • 5 star rating There comes a point in every person's life that they realize that there's nothing they wouldn't have done for "Captain Lou" Albano --
  • 3 star rating Listening to "The Wall" again, sort of like being force-fed a madeleine by Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 5 star rating [captain lou albano voice] goomba --
  • 5 star rating Sky Captain Lou Albano and the World of Tomorrow --
  • 1 star rating I have a customer that looks like captain Lou albano and always talks to me about cocaine, the lotto, and playboy bunnies. --
  • 5 star rating spoilers. Best description of Bobby I've ever read: love child of Rob Zombie and Captain Lou Albano.XD --
  • 2 star rating Erick Rowan with shades of Captain Lou Albano of wandering out to ringside for absolutely no reason. --
  • 5 star rating If the Usos were to add a Captain Lou Albano-esque manager, who'd be best? Somehow I feel like Maddox may be just "terrible" enough. --
  • 4 star rating Also Bookala sounds for all the world like Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 3 star rating Captain Lou Albano quand il se prend le disque d'or dans la tête ça pique --
  • 3 star rating Captain Toad is the best Mario related captain since Captain Lou Albano --
  • 5 star rating "Please." - Captain Lou Albano --
  • 2 star rating Captain Lou Albano doesn't understand that girls just wanna have fun, but he's still number one.... --
  • 5 star rating Captain Lou Albano. --
  • 5 star rating You look more like captain lou albano --
  • 1 star rating If your mom wrapped a rubber band around her would look like she's riding captain Lou Albano's shoulders. --
  • 4 star rating Maybe she will bring out captain Lou Albano to sing with her. --
  • 5 star rating Closer to Home (I'm Your Captain Lou Albano) --
  • 5 star rating RIP Captain Lou Albano --
  • 5 star rating I can redeem the Captain Lou Albano live-action bits if he actually grew that glorious stache and he was wacked out on painkillers --
  • 5 star rating Captain Lou Albano ( before Cyndi Lauper ) --

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