Butthole Surfers

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Just walked into this dudes apartment and all they were doing is smoking weed and listening to the butthole surfers --
  • 3 star rating Listening to 'The Lord Is A Monkey (Rock Version)' by 'Butthole Surfers' --
  • 1 star rating Today I was early to an event, so I did the logical thing and sat in the school car park and listened to The Butthole Surfers --
  • 5 star rating The University is playing lite jazz and the construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium are playing Butthole Surfers. --
  • 1 star rating So I'm thinking about staring a South African Butthole Surfers cover band. I'll call it "Lady Sniff Black Mambazo"? --
  • 4 star rating I really feel the Butthole Surfers need to release a new album --
  • 5 star rating There is a gaping hole (lol I said gaping) left in the music industry with the absence of the Butthole Surfers. Those guys were fun. --
  • 3 star rating Good news to come out today: The Melvins/Butthole Surfers collab sounds incredible so far --
  • 3 star rating I just bought a bunch of Butthole Surfers albums, so yeah, it's an OK day. --
  • 4 star rating I have no idea why but Pepper x the he is one of my favorite songs. --
  • 5 star rating People think Dildo Cactus is a stupid band name, but do they realize that "The Butthole Surfers" exist?? and that they had a hit in the 90's --
  • 3 star rating My tummy is providing the backing tracks for a pre-"Pepper" Butthole Surfers' release. --
  • 5 star rating I used to jump on my friend's bed & listen to "Butthole Surfers" & afterwards destroy markers in an oscillating fan. Being 25 was awesome. --
  • 3 star rating Punk rock is Rancid, Butthole Surfers, Social D, Rise Against, Black Flag, Blink 182. --
  • 3 star rating Also, there is a band called the Butthole Surfers. What a time to be alive. --
  • 1 star rating Dad and I go from listening to oasis, to the offspring, to one direction, to butthole surfers there rlly is no preference --
  • 3 star rating Oh my god I just realized that Todd is wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt in this episode --
  • 3 star rating Shoutout to Todd Flanders wearing a "Butthole Surfers" shirt. Todd Flanders is awesome. --
  • 4 star rating That butthole surfers shirt is probably worth good money --
  • 3 star rating Im in trouble on the trip home for being a square. Punishment is Butthole surfers at full volume. --
  • 3 star rating Butthole surfers r a rly good band but like...their name is butthole surfers --
  • 3 star rating That one scene in Slacker where the drummer from he is trying to sell Madonna's pap smear... --
  • 5 star rating Butthole surfers is a real band... Omf --
  • 5 star rating Butthole surfers is my favorite band name ever --
  • 4 star rating So there was /is a band called the butthole surfers --
  • 5 star rating Butthole surfers is my fav band!! --
  • 2 star rating I got a butthole surfers record, my face is in Dayton Daily News, and I hugged total QT. 10/10 day for Luke --
  • 5 star rating Me: "this song is by a band named the butthole surfers." my mom: "oh my god, i love that!" what. --
  • 3 star rating No one will ever convince me that he isn't the funniest band name in history. --
  • 5 star rating Pepper x he is a classic --
  • 3 star rating A band called butthole surfers did not just come up on my pandora. I'm so done --
  • 5 star rating Wow so 90's of you to like the butthole surfers. --
  • 1 star rating Grunge is apparently the only music I can work to, "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" By The he is a fucking grunge masterpiece --
  • 3 star rating Just in case you guys were wondering there is a band called the Butthole Surfers... --
  • 3 star rating Whatever frm the romeo and juliet movie is 1 of the best butthole surfers songs --
  • 3 star rating Denies favE butthole surfers song is pepper !! ::))) xoxo !! <<>33 --
  • 3 star rating ...but also delighted that there is footage of Butthole Surfers and Loop at Reading Rock 1989. --
  • 5 star rating I met the drummer of the butthole surfers last night bahahaha we were so high our conversations were mumbling and grunting. it was beautiful --
  • 5 star rating Butthole surfers covering 'hurdy gurdy man' is pretty much how it feels inside my skull. That & the mix of 'i am over it' on are sound --
  • 1 star rating Half the butthole surfers and half of (the) melvins are teaming up to release an album in October I'm so pumped --
  • 5 star rating I really enjoy the Butthole Surfers --
  • 1 star rating Soundtrack for the beginning of today's adventures is the Butthole Surfers' Independent Worm Saloon. Had a song stuck in my head. --
  • 1 star rating There's a time for taking And a time for giving But ripping off the Butthole Surfers Is how we make our living --
  • 5 star rating Butthole surfers is the best band name --
  • 5 star rating The Butthole Surfers were really on to something when they said "then there was the ever-present football player rapist". So true. --
  • 4 star rating My mom really likes a 90's band calls the Butthole Surfers --
  • 4 star rating Imagine being in a successful band named Butthole Surfers --
  • 3 star rating Declan just found out that there is a band called Butthole Surfers. He's their new fan --
  • 5 star rating He is my new favourite band for so many reasons --
  • 4 star rating THE KID IS WEARING A BUTTHOLE SURFERS SHIFAV FAV FV --

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