Burt Kwouk

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• Does it mention he is a cross of a ballerina and a bastard? -- Matthew Smith
• . you should be proud of me, just went to see Seve the movie. -- Greg
• "All it was is I saw Tony Abbott and I'd had half a skinful and I wanted to nut the cunt." DJ Astro "funknukl" labe. -- Fishburns beard
• Was it as bad as the Tiger Woods movie? -- @
• Aha! Burt Kwouk aka Cato from the Pink Panther films! -- Gordon L. Lee
• Burt Kwouk has now turned up in Deep End and Can are on the soundtrack. -- Jonathan Edwards
• In all the brouhaha about Mellor, no one's mentioned that he now looks like both Burt Kwouk and Ken Dodd. -- Marcello Carlin
• My life is essentially one long, paranoid state of alert for a surprise Burt Kwouk attack. -- Jason
• When it's dark, my cat is basically Burt Kwouk with claws. -- Dave Convery
• JW Sucker Bait. Burt Kwouk gives unusually animated performance. Story is Science fiction with emphasis on Science. Could be spookier. -- Jonny Morris
• Wow. Just found out Burt Kwouk was born in Warrington. legend! -- Marcus Tobiasen
• Totally forgot Burt Kwouk was in this! Excellent! :) -- Elisabeth Anderson
• Slept in a four poster bed last night. Quite disappointed Burt Kwouk hasn't burst through the top of it yet. -- Mick Convey
• The next contestant tonight it Burt Kwouk. "Hey Harry, this show stinks!" Burt Kwouk there! -- Adam Beckwith
• When you try to think about Peter Sellers' co-stars in The Pink Panther, he is the only one who leaps out at you. ;) -- SJ Moran
• A formation display team of pearly suited cockneys shouting Me Old China at Mr Xinping. Burt Kwouk jumping out from behind the Cenotaph.... -- Fourfoot
• (Burt Kwouk as) "General Lu Soong: "You go tell senator baggage boy, go back to Washington.."-AirAmerica film UncleJack should've said2taxi -- WilliamSpanrr Walker
• The category is 2015 Formula One Drivers: "Burt Kwouk" -- ThatJoelFawkesfella
• Last night's funny I pissed someone else's pants as well as my own. John Curry confused with BUKWOUK? -- Elon Dann
• Someone on asked to identify a picture of ice skater John Curry. "Is it Burt Kwouk?" -- Ally Fogg
• Seriously, has no one ever mistaken the actor Burt Kwouk for 1976 Sports Personality of the Year John Curry?? ..... -- Ian Stewart
• How the fuck is John Curry named as Burt Kwouk .... What the ????????? -- Faye James
• Burt Kwouk, the famous chinese actor, is a British Winter Olympic medallist. Classic -- The Prodigal Bum
• We are all Burt Kwouk. We are all figure skaters. -- alan fraser
• He is in this episode of The House of Elliott on London Live. -- Earthman Johann
• Eddie Jones looks like Burt Kwouk -- Scooter
• For The Love of Dogs with Burt Kwouk and Rita Rudner. -- Paul Whitelaw
• Q) What does Burt Kwouk (Cato from the Pink Panther films) eat in the summer to keep cool? A) A Kwouk Ice. -- Timbo
• Shout out to the Undergrad with the grey dye-job that makes him look like Burt Kwouk. -- Stephen Graham
• For the love of Burt Kwouk's ghost, why the fuck is it only Tuesday!?? -- Nimish Kotecha
• Bonus points for Burt Kwouk -- Russell Parker
• Anyway Herbert Lom and Burt Kwouk were the real stars of the Pink Panther films. -- The No Show
• Henning Wehn's name just reminds me of Burt Kwouk singing and makes me want The Harry Hill Show on DVD again. -- Zorro P Freely
• Every so often i remember the burt kwouk pointless and laugh like a drain. months later, it's still a joy. -- euan mccolm
• I wonder what he is doing right now -- john fink
• Tenko and connections: Burt Kwouk and Louise Jameson. Tenko & Paul Copley. -- CelestialStorymaker
• To town for Burt Kwouk's memorial service. -- Al Murray the318
• When people remember burt kwouk's huge film back catalogue,and the first thing I think about is one of the narrators of banzai -- Zinzi
• Terribly sad to hear of Burt Kwouk's passing. If there is an afterlife, Peter Sellers is set for a shock next time he opens the fridge. -- Wasteyelo
• Very sad to hear of the death of Burt Kwouk, a true screen legend. -- WatcherMark
• The great discovery Burt Kwouk made about Cato Fong is that he is a shit ninja. He pricked the solemnity of Kung fu cinema so brilliantly. -- rufus jones
• RIP Burt Kwouk - not so much gone as hiding and waiting to pounce! -- Tyronne Mann
• Rest easy Burt Kwouk - you had a very busy life! -- CJ
• RIP Burt Kwouk, aka Cato in the Pink Panther movies. Inspector Clouseau is gonna have to sleep with one eye open from now on -- West Anthony
• RIP Burt Kwouk,spent pm today watching Cato v Clouseau vids on YouTube, still very funny plus Sellers is great as Chief Inspector Clouseau. -- Craig Seaton
• Burt Kwouk Died? 85 is a good age, so he lived a good life. RIP. -- Colin Duff
• RIP Burt Kwouk. I'm sure you're not really dead - just hiding out in a cupboard somewhere waiting to attack when we least expect it -- Ceri Thomas
• Burt Kwouk (Inspector Clouseau from pink panther) is dead? -- young jethro.
• Just read Burt Kwouk died sad he is some of my earliest memories for watching movies. -- Dan Nicol
• Just heard Burt Kwouk dead... very sad news -- Affable Chap

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