Bruno Brookes

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British DJ
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating a Doctor Who-style revival is imminent. Epic score, CGI, Capaldi playing Bruno Brookes. --
  • 4 star rating Hey, at least Blade Runner isn't being rescored by Bruno Brookes. --
  • 5 star rating Fear not - I hear he is well into Mento --
  • 3 star rating Think the is bad? Just wait until Bruno Brookes brings out the "BNP Bop" --
  • 3 star rating Apparently the B-Side to UKIP Calypso is EDL Krautrock, penned by Bruno Brookes --
  • 2 star rating he is currently challenging people to 'rap battle bitch' at Forest Hill station. Should I intervene? --
  • 1 star rating Almost all meet here with Bruno Brookes may play a creepy when Bad yet then stop Cheering up is denial of Austerity aren't ever. --
  • 5 star rating Bruno Brookes (no relation) on Watchdog doing a mock run down of companies' admin fees & I'm thinking "what playout system is he using"? --
  • 4 star rating Just as an aside, why is Bruno Brookes orange on Watchdog?! --
  • 3 star rating Is Bruno Brookes the only ex Radio 1 DJ they could book due to Yewtree? --
  • 2 star rating He is looking quite well for an older fella. I like him though. He was the DJ on TOTP the first time I went --
  • 5 star rating Oh god. he is on tonight. --
  • 5 star rating And without any Bruno Brookes either... :) --
  • 4 star rating Poor Bruno Brookes, having to compere that awful musical selection --
  • 3 star rating For some reason I have started calling punters/screamers guys I may be turning into Bruno Brookes. --
  • 5 star rating Bruno Brookes .. ! --
  • 1 star rating What the bollocks was that Bruno Brookes appearance about? Does his mate produce the show or something and give him a pay day? --
  • 5 star rating Bruno Brookes looking old as fuck --
  • 5 star rating Bruno brookes on watchdog ha ha oh jeeeeez cringe --
  • 4 star rating Blimey, Bruno Brookes...where the hell did he go? --
  • 3 star rating Bruno Brookes on complete with old Top 40 jingles on a package about holiday fails. --
  • 1 star rating . I don't think I'll ever forget that. File alongside Bruno Brookes "we've got some top ti..hits on the radio"!! --
  • 4 star rating Don't try to shave it' one of Bruno Brookes misheard lyrics --
  • 3 star rating Spagna - Call Me I sing "Corned Beef" to it.. another Twisted lyric by Bruno Brookes --
  • 3 star rating Fluid 67 by Brothomstates on iOS seems Bruno Brookes may 25 years ago. --
  • 4 star rating he is on soon with the Top 40 and I'm going to try and tape it. --
  • 5 star rating Loving Bruno Brookes on my Linked In suggestions --
  • 2 star rating Dreamt that Bruno Brookes was US vice pres (remember BB? He made Garry Davies seem like Noam Chomsky) --
  • 2 star rating I don't remember that Bruno Brookes tune which was used. I used to listen to his show lots as well! --
  • 4 star rating If Bruno Brookes didn't pay you a compliment then it ain't no big --
  • 5 star rating Bruno Brookes looked not unlike the lovechild of Andy Gray and Jim Davidson --
  • 4 star rating Liz Kershaw! Bruno Brookes! Blake from Home and Away! --
  • 2 star rating Ah, 'There must be an angel...' - takes me right back to Bruno Brookes' 'Twisted Lyrics' spot on radio 1 --
  • 5 star rating A few inaccuracies, mind. Weren t Gallup still compiling the chart in 1990? Listen to any recording of Bruno Brookes from that era --
  • 3 star rating Bruno Brookes! There you are?! You ve obviously been on the Sanatogen mate --
  • 5 star rating Taping the Top 40 with Bruno Brookes --
  • 3 star rating Ah, Bruno Brookes on the Top 40 show in 1992: "It's your Unexplained The E.P.!" --
  • 2 star rating I remember Tyson v Bruni and being disappointed that it wasn't Iron Mike knocking fuck out of Bruno Brookes --
  • 5 star rating 3 Editions of TOTP 1988 next Thursday & Friday on BBC4 hosted by Steve Wright, Gary Davies, Bruno Brookes & Nicky Campbell. --
  • 5 star rating I have an image of Dominic being strapped to a chair whilst being forced to listen to Recordings of old Bruno Brookes Radio 1 shows --
  • 3 star rating Just listening to BBC Radio 1's UK Top 40 with Bruno Brookes from July 11, 1993. --
  • 1 star rating 13.7.86. Went to another beach - it poured down. Sat on the swing and listened to Bruno Brookes doing the Top 40. --
  • 3 star rating I thought Bruno Brookes was dead and Keith Chegwin was alive. Tudder way round it seems! --
  • 1 star rating Mate, I once worked in the McDonald's in Stoke back in the 80s and I remember the exact date when Bruno Brookes came in --
  • 1 star rating 1989 Official Children In Need Single - Bruno Brookes and Liz Kershaw featuring Jive Bunny and Londonbeat - It Takes Two, Baby --
  • 4 star rating Bruno Brookes definitely enjoyed it, Gary Davies looked flustered. --
  • 5 star rating Just how short is Bruno Brookes???? --
  • 5 star rating Is Bruno brookes just always far away? --
  • 1 star rating I hope they do that joke again about pretending he is taller than Mike Read. The first 6 times were hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating Watching Bruno Brookes doing that link all I can think is: SO. MANY. PERMS. --

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