Brian Sewell

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• [Brian Sewell voice] the kermit meme is good and valid content. -- Dude Inedible
• Is Tony Banks the alter-ego of Brian Sewell? They're identical. -- Gary Percival
• why is the art critic Brian Sewell at the head of the table? :-) -- TomTheRed
• One's like Brian Sewell and the other is average but motormouth on phone. No bromance here x -- Zico
• culture is hard work in this part of the world. Barberini this morning and Borghese this afternoon. Just call me Brian Sewell -- hitchfan
• Beautiful, but, as Brian Sewell once pointed out, is not the hand rather too large, a bit out of proportion ? -- dwwhitfield
• TONIGHT: Specialist Round; Mary Berry vs Brian Sewell vs Night Thoughts. -- Kev Page
• Huge weekend of Live music at the Taproom this weekend. Kevin Brinson Fri. Brian Sewell SAT. view -- Norfolk Tap Room
• Brian Sewell -- steve
• Hey Thursdays aren't the same anymore without Brian Sewell. Where's the panjandrum hiding? -- Tanuj Kumar
• Love this devastating review written on the artwork itself. Brian Sewell will have to up his game now. view -- Rupert Laight
• and next week on culturewatch, Brian Sewell discusses Monet and his influence on Renoir. -- Mark King
• Brian Sewell, naked? -- Shirley Humphreys
• that's actually not a bad idea. Wonder what would make of it. -- Ed Lea
• Dear Brian Sewell, why not campaign for increased public arts funding, rather than for charging entry fees: Art is not just for the rich. -- Mike Cornes
• Is Robert Peston turning into Brian Sewell? -- Sam Webster
• Brian Sewell, you posh prat. -- Now Civvy Alex
• Art critic Brian Sewell tells us his long campaign for free entry to museums has "backfired": money's short and now people should pay... 1/2 -- BBC Northampton
• I Looooove Brian Sewell Jr!!!! -- ♔Chupa Mi Pito♔
• Think I saw Brian Sewell drive past ours in a plum-coloured Cavalier before -- Nick Jones
• 84 yr old Brian Sewell famously declared there"has never been a first-rank woman artist. Only men are capable of aesthetic greatness" -- Katherine Webster
• The guy answering questions on Allo Allo won does this mean BBC2 have commissioned a docu where Brian Sewell reads grafitti? -- Martin Kelly
• is the son of Peter Warlock - who knew? -- St Andrew Camerata
• He is the funniest kid i know -- North Compliments
• He is pretty kewel. -- Silentern Night
• Jonathan Jones is to art criticism as he is to art criticism as ALL mainstream media journos are to art criticism: bollocks. -- noëlia
• Why is Jason Watkins playing Chris Jeffries as a cross between Brian Sewell & Quentin Crisp? Unreal -- Dawn Knight
• Brian Sewell said hi to me when I've never talked to the kid. He's nice. -- El Segundo
• LMFAO ANDY EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME TO BRIAN SEWELL -- Mr. Savage
• Has been buying lessons from brian sewell. Weird delivery -- Vendetta Associates
• The cockney levels on Nasty Nick are turned up quite high, aren't they? He's making Danny Dyer sound like Brian Sewell -- Dianne
• Interviewing Brian Sewell always a pleasure. -- Josh Spero
• Enjoyed (if that's the word) Sensitively played with just a hint (tint?) of Brian Sewell. -- richard lafette
• I thought I was Manc, but there's a bloke behind me in the pub who makes Shaun Ryder sound like Brian Sewell. -- Tony Naylor
• This security correspondent is a bit Brian Sewell. -- R M
• Brian Sewell in Madagascar would have been a very different film -- sweet_exile
• is onto something. I want to wake up after a triple heart bypass operation and find the surgeon speaks like Brian Sewell. -- Peter Smith
• Don't want to get all Brian Sewell but really, most of the artwork in the 2000s room at Tate Britain is a load of wank -- gladys hinton
• Reading 'Nairn's London'. What an ace little book. His narrative is wonderful. Did I sound like Brian Sewell then? -- Stephen Sutton
• Wonder why so many art experts speak with that ridiculous, strangulated RP accent, au Brian Sewell? -- Chrissy B
• TV ideas. Dwarf Tossing with Brian Sewell -- Brendan
• Am about to watch Brian Sewell's 10 part grand tour through Italy w/the Guy Person. I cannot wait. We live! -- Glendaliz
• Peter Warlock was Brian Sewell's father and other trivia of mind-boggling interest to Jean -- Jeanius Threepwood
• The way Jeremy Corbyn says 'issues' makes him sound like Brian Sewell. -- Ralph Scott
• Dear BBC, please please PLEASE give one of the two vacant Top Gear slots to Brian Sewell. That would be proper TV -- Boris Starling
• hello -- Melissa Ayr, Artist
• I'm going to pass a stewell said Brian Sewell -- David Leggett
• Blur gig in Llandudno last night was, to quote Brian Sewell, "Fucking Awesome Man!" -- Martin Davies
• I take that back. This Scottish guy makes our Welshman sound like Brian Sewell! -- Sam Phillips
• Sad to hear of critic Brian Sewell's death. Very opinionated, he cared passionately & the world of arts journalism will be a quieter place. -- V&A

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