Brian Sewell

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Art critic
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating [Brian Sewell voice] the kermit meme is good and valid content. --
  • 4 star rating Is Tony Banks the alter-ego of Brian Sewell? They're identical. --
  • 4 star rating why is the art critic Brian Sewell at the head of the table? :-) --
  • 3 star rating One's like Brian Sewell and the other is average but motormouth on phone. No bromance here x --
  • 1 star rating culture is hard work in this part of the world. Barberini this morning and Borghese this afternoon. Just call me Brian Sewell --
  • 1 star rating Beautiful, but, as Brian Sewell once pointed out, is not the hand rather too large, a bit out of proportion ? --
  • 3 star rating TONIGHT: Specialist Round; Mary Berry vs Brian Sewell vs Night Thoughts. --
  • 3 star rating Huge weekend of Live music at the Taproom this weekend. Kevin Brinson Fri. Brian Sewell SAT. view --
  • 5 star rating Brian Sewell --
  • 3 star rating Hey Thursdays aren't the same anymore without Brian Sewell. Where's the panjandrum hiding? --
  • 2 star rating Love this devastating review written on the artwork itself. Brian Sewell will have to up his game now. view --
  • 3 star rating and next week on culturewatch, Brian Sewell discusses Monet and his influence on Renoir. --
  • 5 star rating Brian Sewell, naked? --
  • 4 star rating that's actually not a bad idea. Wonder what would make of it. --
  • 5 star rating Dear Brian Sewell, why not campaign for increased public arts funding, rather than for charging entry fees: Art is not just for the rich. --
  • 5 star rating Is Robert Peston turning into Brian Sewell? --
  • 5 star rating Brian Sewell, you posh prat. --
  • 5 star rating Art critic Brian Sewell tells us his long campaign for free entry to museums has "backfired": money's short and now people should pay... 1/2 --
  • 5 star rating I Looooove Brian Sewell Jr!!!! --
  • 3 star rating Think I saw Brian Sewell drive past ours in a plum-coloured Cavalier before --
  • 5 star rating 84 yr old Brian Sewell famously declared there"has never been a first-rank woman artist. Only men are capable of aesthetic greatness" --
  • 1 star rating The guy answering questions on Allo Allo won does this mean BBC2 have commissioned a docu where Brian Sewell reads grafitti? --
  • 5 star rating is the son of Peter Warlock - who knew? --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest kid i know --
  • 5 star rating He is pretty kewel. --
  • 1 star rating Jonathan Jones is to art criticism as he is to art criticism as ALL mainstream media journos are to art criticism: bollocks. --
  • 2 star rating Why is Jason Watkins playing Chris Jeffries as a cross between Brian Sewell & Quentin Crisp? Unreal --
  • 3 star rating Brian Sewell said hi to me when I've never talked to the kid. He's nice. --
  • 4 star rating LMFAO ANDY EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME TO BRIAN SEWELL --
  • 4 star rating Has been buying lessons from brian sewell. Weird delivery --
  • 1 star rating The cockney levels on Nasty Nick are turned up quite high, aren't they? He's making Danny Dyer sound like Brian Sewell --
  • 5 star rating Interviewing Brian Sewell always a pleasure. --
  • 3 star rating Enjoyed (if that's the word) Sensitively played with just a hint (tint?) of Brian Sewell. --
  • 2 star rating I thought I was Manc, but there's a bloke behind me in the pub who makes Shaun Ryder sound like Brian Sewell. --
  • 4 star rating This security correspondent is a bit Brian Sewell. --
  • 4 star rating Brian Sewell in Madagascar would have been a very different film --
  • 1 star rating is onto something. I want to wake up after a triple heart bypass operation and find the surgeon speaks like Brian Sewell. --
  • 1 star rating Don't want to get all Brian Sewell but really, most of the artwork in the 2000s room at Tate Britain is a load of wank --
  • 1 star rating Reading 'Nairn's London'. What an ace little book. His narrative is wonderful. Did I sound like Brian Sewell then? --
  • 3 star rating Wonder why so many art experts speak with that ridiculous, strangulated RP accent, au Brian Sewell? --
  • 5 star rating TV ideas. Dwarf Tossing with Brian Sewell --
  • 2 star rating Am about to watch Brian Sewell's 10 part grand tour through Italy w/the Guy Person. I cannot wait. We live! --
  • 3 star rating Peter Warlock was Brian Sewell's father and other trivia of mind-boggling interest to Jean --
  • 3 star rating The way Jeremy Corbyn says 'issues' makes him sound like Brian Sewell. --
  • 1 star rating Dear BBC, please please PLEASE give one of the two vacant Top Gear slots to Brian Sewell. That would be proper TV --
  • 5 star rating hello --
  • 5 star rating I'm going to pass a stewell said Brian Sewell --
  • 3 star rating Blur gig in Llandudno last night was, to quote Brian Sewell, "Fucking Awesome Man!" --
  • 3 star rating I take that back. This Scottish guy makes our Welshman sound like Brian Sewell! --
  • 5 star rating Sad to hear of critic Brian Sewell's death. Very opinionated, he cared passionately & the world of arts journalism will be a quieter place. --

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