Brent Burns

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is the first defenseman in history with 4 points in a playoff game. view -- x - San Jose Sharks
• Brent Burns beard is per source -- NHL Safety Parros 🚫™️
• Brent burns is my favorite nhl player -- basketballfan
• I forgot Brent Burns. IM SO SORRY -- x - hazel
• According to himself, he is a big smart genius. -- nhl bot shitposts
• He is the final pick of round 1 -- Mobby BcKenzie
• Is it weird that there s a strange Venn diagram between Jason Momoa and Brent Burns? -- Randi.
• Brent Burns - What's so Big About Texas? on Summer Wind Radio -- Summer Wind Radio
• Brent Burns beard is disgusting. Long does not equal good -- Justin DiNardo
• He is apparently allowed to get away with anything once one penalty has been called. -- (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
• Kings short handed goal in the last minute of the period. he is simply painful to watch. -- LetsGoSharks.com
• It pisses me off how people say Brent burns is the best dman in the league. So overrated. -- Calgaryfan
• For anyone still wondering.. yes he is still a -24 defenseman. -- kirbyredd
• He is a phenomenal defenseman. What a game this has been. Let s go Knights! -- JAKE OLIVER ELLENBOGEN
• I really hope Erik Karlsson and Brent Burns are taking notes from Deryk Engelland on how to be an elite offensive defenseman. -- Ryan The Hockey Guy
• He is a -24 who averages over 5 turnovers a game. Let that shit sink in. -- Jordan Broxton
• he is a team worst -23 this season is music to my EARS -- Deeken
• BRENT BURNS IS A -23?!?! LOL -- ℬα૨ɓα૨α 🎄 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
• Ah sure he is going through an offensive cold streak but at least he also sucks at defense -- we’re ricci’s team now
• Brent Burns has a plus/minus of -23. That is pretty shocking. -- Oilers John 🇨🇦 ✈️
• I don t know why, but Brent Burns always tries to play high pucks with his stick. It s always whistled dead, it s so weird to me -- Fear the Festivus
• He is my favorite hockey player -- Ameen 🧩
• Diamante hoodie and Brent Burns jersey tonight so that means the sharks are gonna win -- Rob* 🤘🏼
• i am furious that i am so attracted to ed brent burns ass mfcker -- julie (sandwich connoisseur)
• He is on our flight from OGG to SJC -- Caw Caw
• Brent Burns - Love Is a Slippery Slope on -- RadioA1A
• Pretty sure nobody calls or has ever called joe thornton & brent burns the beard brothers -- [insert name here]
• BRENT BURNS CHOSE TO BE SCREWED OVER BY MELNYK GET FUCKED -- 4 Colonel #Dave2020
• He is a fuckin pylon back there lmao. -- Hockey Is Back!
• Brent Burns had a sexy goal yesterday and thus I hope the week is as good as that -- 158 Chris
• He is a wizard -- Tony Fox 🎗️⚡🦈🇬🇧
• He is good. -- Sean M
• Brent burns is a pisces... -- mine craft couples therapist
• He is playing like a fucking cone tonight -- optimistic Sharks fan
• Remenda: "he is a Norris Trophy winning defenseman. How does he let that pass get over to Pacioretty?" -- Tim
• He is on the hot seat for me. With Burns, in essence you have 3 forwards. -- The Genuine Draft
• Honestly, who is doing crazy goals like Brent Burns? Argue with a wall Burnzie is number one on the list. -- Cat | Jumbo Joe Enthusiast
• Brent Burns shoots so hard, you don t even see it go in the net -- Liv🦈
• Brent Burns' shot that hit the bar is ruled a goal. Sharks are on the board, down 3-1, and the PK streak ends at 20. -- Danny Webster
• He is someone I would not want our best player to cross check cause you don t know what s gonna happen next -- Matt Jenkins
• So uh, he is in Vikings -- wow
• Draco Malfoy is the ugliest mf I ve seen in my life time besides Brent Burns and Joe Thornton -- cunt
• He is trying to piss me off. -- Michael Vaughn
• Brent Burns and Drew Doughty are literally the same person. I think he is far more likable though. -- Name cannot be blank
• I seriously hope the kraken take brent burns -- jake 🦈
• Brent burns is a dirtball, goes after kaprisov in a scrap for no reason. -- Rob
• What is brent burns crying about put him in jail -- Spoked Z
• Kaprizov definitely dove. he is right, per usual :) Wild PP alert -- Michael Russo
• Survey: If you are Brent Burns's teammate/friend would you bust his chops over how falic the KitKat chunky commercial is? -- Johnny McRealname
• Am i going to continually remake the same joke? yes, it is very funny because brent burns definitely hates this. -- nathan

Throwback Thursday #TBT

TOP