Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bob Mortimer I'm a crusher
Robert Renwick "Bob" Mortimer (born 23 May 1959) is an English comedian and actor, best known for his double act with Vic Reeves (see Vic and Bob). He owns the independent production company Pett...
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Why People Have A Crush On Bob Mortimer
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can't sleep countdown, Bob mortimer is class -- Quarchuna Mcculloch
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He is absolutely hilarious -- Fury
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Fucking love bob mortimer so much. one of my favourite people -- jack black
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was in London for TWO WEEKS, met DOZENS of you AND BOB MORTIMER. I LIVE HERE, know SIX of you and ONCE passed DES LYNAM. -- Sacha Fernando
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Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer cut out Will Self's jokes from I know, I don't know who Will Self is either -- Jonathan C Hinton
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I got blocked by Bob Mortimer for saying House Of Fools wasn't very funny. Am I a comment troll? -- david hales
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I'm not really called Derek...(My name's Helen). Derek Fun is a Bob Mortimer character...and I can't make it but cheers. -- Derek Fun
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"I don't need any more books because my bookcase is full."
Bob Mortimer. -- Country Vince
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He is my hero -- Dane Turner
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By the way, The Harry Hill Movie is more surreal than a night popping magic mushrooms with Vic Reaves & Bob Mortimer. -- Manc Bastard
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Would I Lie To You? Series 8 Episode 3 Kian Egan, Mel Giedroyc, Bob Mortimer and Adil Ray: Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair alo... -- MARYLOU WHITLOCK
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Bob Mortimer was right. The Angelos and Barry Show is superb. A modern day Derek and Clive. -- Ginge Knievil
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Anyway, I was commented by Bob Mortimer AND Musical Youth tonight.
*clocks off, skips all the way home* -- Ian Hyland
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Bob Mortimer was in Brighton earlier. Distraught. -- Andrew
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Bono calls The Edge 'Edge' in interviews.
Wow.
Even Bob Mortimer calls Vic Reeves 'Jim'. -- Daniel O Nothing
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Just realised that Bob Mortimer and Kevin Spacey are starting to look alike. -- James McNicholas
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Tonight I was in the queue in Carphone Warehouse with Bob Mortimer and then Marlene from OF&H was at work. Rollin' with the big dawgs. -- Tom Adolph
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Bob mortimer -- Eimear Murphy
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4 years ago today I joined the ACF and this time last year, I saw Public Image Ltd live, got the setlist and also bumped into Bob Mortimer. -- Fay Brady
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It was Bob Mortimer saying the word "Minge", that did it. I wonder what Sigmund would make of that... -- Gareth Bird
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People I worry about: Bob Mortimer. -- Pears
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I love bob mortimer with all my heart -- robyn / back nov 3rd
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Bob Mortimer dubbed Joe Longthorne a 'chicken in a basket style singer'. Well, Stevi Ritchie is a Fray Bentos pie in a carrier bag singer. -- Gilles
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Seriously, I can't be the ONLY person who doesn't find Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer funny at all? -- COMFORTABLY NUMB
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I don't think I'll ever accept Bob Mortimer and Arabella Weir being parents to adults -- Aatish Mumbles
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The only place you ll see Bob Mortimer doing karaoke today is in the new series of female Inbetweeners-style fun, Drifters, on E4 at 9pm. -- BT TV
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Having breakfast next to Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer and Matt Berry (at the Holiday Inn at MediaCity). -- Dr Tom Crick
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Gutted! Only noticed as I was getting off the tube that Bob Mortimer was sat next to me!!! Bob!!! -- HARRIET SPENCE
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Bob Mortimer owes me an apology. -- Michael Fenwick
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My dad was sat opposite bob mortimer on the train im gonna cry --
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Bob Mortimer's vines are the reason I breath -- Kate Monologue ✌
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Casually sitting next to Bob Mortimer on the tube. -- Michael A. Cooper
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Haha "Octocock" I love Bob Mortimer -- Travis Bickle
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Realised today that am a senior member of team. Made reference to vic reeves & bob mortimer and half the dept stared blankly -- Richard Hunt
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Bob Mortimer. Genius comedian. Poor lad couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag -- Chris Ford
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Bob Mortimer has just posted a vine of Lamela's goal. He's just transcended something. Not sure what -- Tom Power
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Bob Mortimer and Vic reeves -- lee hoskyn
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Blimey, Natalie Bennett went to Leicester. And Bob Mortimer. This AND S Club getting back together. Been a good day! -- MC Crumpet
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Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer together is like my dream team -- Miss Matryoshka
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Bob mortimer is a national treasure -- alice powell
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Bob mortimer is the absolute cutest on -- jordan
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Who knew Bob Mortimer would be so good. He could fill in for Jon (sorry Sarah!) -- Pádraig McCann
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He is trying to shoot all over Rachel Riley. Lucky bastard. -- Henry Brubaker
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He is alwAys ace when he is on 8 out of 10 cats. -- Gary Phillips
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If you need a laugh tonight he is on 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown. If ever a man could put a smile on our coupons its him. -- GJC
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Funny that Bob Mortimer thinks the reason for the weight loss associated with pancreatic cancer is because of "super exercise" -- Dr Beat
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Not looking at C4 very much, why is Bob Mortimer on there today? -- Betsy Spangles
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Bob Mortimer and Ross Noble are so funny -- Bonbarlos
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He is the funniest fella on the planet -- Ben
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new taskmaster is crap and so are the contestants. Get Bob Mortimer back on. With good comedians! -- Paul
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