Bob Monkhouse

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• Who is it? Er, Nicholas Parsons. Fuck off! I said Nicholas Parsons. I know. Fuck off! I don't care if you're Bob Monkhouse. Fuck off! -- Dreamytime Escorts
• The biggest star on Celebrity Squares is always Bob Monkhouse himself -- Andrew Scarle
• I really miss Bob Monkhouse -- Jamie
• Dont look now,but Bob Monkhouse's evil twin brother, Bob Spunkmouth is looking right at us...dont say a word. He can hear your thoughts -- christopher sheridan
• Said this before but if you want to know what true love is download the Bob Monkhouse Desert Island Discs & listen to him talk about his son -- Jojubs
• Just seen Celebrity Squares with Bob Monkhouse from 1993 on Challenge... I bet the car the bloke won is now part of someone's fridge... -- MKDonsPaul
• Celebrity Squares is on Challenge tv imminently. The Bob Monkhouse one, not the travesty that was Shane Richie *shudders* -- ChipPip
• "Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional" - Bob Monkhouse -- TheDreamer
• Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Bob Monkhouse :-) -- Old Man with MS
• Is Bob Monkhouse dead? Just saw a bloke on telly with a facial wart and it made me think of him. -- Tasel star warehouse
• The Australian version of Family Fortunes is called Family Feud. And it looks like they're still using Bob Monkhouse's questions c1980. -- L Mably
• Where the fuck is Bob Monkhouse? -- DealWithItDick
• Embarrassed for you if you think Gotham is good. And the writers stole a joke from Bob Monkhouse. -- Dr. Mantis Toboggan
• Ive never found Jimmy Carr funny.. he's such an old fashioned 'comic'.very similar to Bob Monkhouse.Just memorizes lines,not naturally funny -- The Woman
• Without question, Bob Monkhouse: The Last Stand is, by far, the best thing on TV this Xmas, possibly this year. Do watch it, it's on iPlayer -- Paul
• He is not Warwick Davis is he? (Looks at camera) -- Lino
• Miriam Margolyes: "I had a very good kiss from Bob Monkhouse once. I thought, 'If I was straight, I would go for Bob.'" -- Laura Slattery
• Housemate is sending me pics of pages from Bob Monkhouse's joke book. He had nice handwriting. Good illustrator. Kept jokes alphabetically. -- Alison Jean Baker
• Overslept. Dreamt Bob Monkhouse was doing stand-up routine on Yewtree scandal. "I'm dead now so you can't catch me." Woke up laughing. -- Jonny Morris
• "I still enjoy sex at 74, I live at number 75, so it's not far to travel" --- an adapted joke from the late and great Bob Monkhouse. -- Daniel Wicks
• 'Dentist on the Job' Bob Monkhouse- ever see that shit film?The toothpaste turns out to be bleach,so all the sexist shit is ok after all eh. -- Callidity Dharma©
• I is still funny at hartlepool fc. It's like a bob monkhouse joke.It gets funnier the more u think about it -- Frank Smith
• All I have to say about that Blair Christmas card is: Bob Monkhouse lives. -- Marcello Carlin
• I can still enjoy sex at 74 I live at 76, so it s no distance. Bob Monkhouse -- John Welford
• " The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. -- Meditaion Heals OMM
• Top 10 reasons Belgium isn t boring Late British comic Bob Monkhouse used to joke I went to Belgium once. It was closed. Little understood -- Лингва Про
• Come on ladies and gentleman, this is above average commenting, Greek Gods, Rihanna, Bob Monkhouse, this ain't a blog for fucks sake. -- A Drake [z0la25™]CFC
• "Mayhem Monday" sounds like a shit gameshow that would've been presented by Bob Monkhouse in the 90s but is now presented by Vernon Kay. -- Jay
• So tired yet even watching Bob Monkhouse Celebrity Squares hasn't sent me to sleep -.- Zzzzzz's I might have to resort to shopping channel! -- Sue Peel
• Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse -- Reygan Indran
• Bob Monkhouse, born under Gemini - 1st June. -- Gemini Horoscope
• "When I die I wanna go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car" Bob Monkhouse -- Sbhat Asfaha
• Craig appears to have bought one of bob monkhouse's golden shot jackets at a charity auction -- SJ Summerisle
• Bob Monkhouse, born under - 1st June. -- Terms of Gemini
• - Bob Monkhouse -- E.T.
• "I had a job selling hearing aids door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered" Bob Monkhouse -- Chris Morrall
• When I die I want to go peacefully like grandfather-in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car Bob Monkhouse -- Quintessence ebooks
• I miss Bob Monkhouse -- Gemma Hampson
• "Brightest and Best" of British "Comedy" awards ITV tonight! God help us. Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howerd, Bob Monkhouse, BBC4 later. ANTIDOTE -- Jim Peyton
• My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo. - Bob Monkhouse -- Gina Valley
• We're all Bob Monkhouse's skeleton has formed an army of fleas is sprinting outer space. -- NewsNoys
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. ~Bob Monkhouse -- Julian M. Coleman
• "People laughed when I said I d become a comedian well, they re not laughing now." Bob Monkhouse -- Darth Chocolate
• Anne Aston is scoring as Tony Green throws for charity. Bob Monkhouse said she had to take her top off to count to two! -- Marcus Stead
• # ZodiacAreUs: Bob Monkhouse, born under - 1st June. -- Geminis Are Us
• "Sükût sadece alt n olmakla kalmaz, ayn zamanda nadiren yanl yorumlanabilir." Bob Monkhouse -- Özlem Artüz
• "When I die,I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep.Not yelling & screaming like d passengers in his car.Bob Monkhouse" -- Jane Collins MEP
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep.Not yelling & screaming like d passengers in his car. Bob Monkhouse -- hermann kelly
• Can't believe Bob Monkhouse died nearly 11 years ago; before Sprog was even born. Time flies -- Miss Honeybum
• Wow, the Victoria Wood thing that's just finished was from 2000 - Bob Monkhouse was still alive and Hugh Laurie looked a lot younger!! -- GuyIncognito

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