Bob Balaban

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bob Balaban
American, Actor (Famous from Entourage)
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Bob Balaban is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating So like, is bob balaban's role in moonrise kingdom just a snooty subtle reference to his role in close encounters of the third kind!?!?! --
  • 5 star rating he is a dignified man worthy of love and respect --
  • 3 star rating All things being equal, bob balaban should have been the star of TOTAL RECALL. --
  • 5 star rating I could meet Bob Balaban. It could really happen today because I'm wandering around NY. And I have a killer opening: I'm from Chicago, too. --
  • 3 star rating My principles of advertising instructor looks like a mixture between Bob Balaban and Walter White. --
  • 3 star rating George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Jean Dujardin, Cate Blanchett, Bob Balaban --
  • 3 star rating Dammit, when are we gonna get to see some leaked nude pics of Bob Balaban? --
  • 1 star rating Bob Balaban looks and acts the same in every film. He's like the Steven Seagal of unassuming frail male actors. --
  • 5 star rating Among those directing the short films of WE THE ECONOMY are Ramin Bahrani, Bob Balaban, Jon M. Chu, Mary Harron & Adam McKay. --
  • 1 star rating Further adventures in hotel reservation - since my card expires in which he is a bad guy and it's sort of this. --
  • 4 star rating As an actor, I am going for "Bob Balaban without the physicality." --
  • 5 star rating The original Charlie Brown off-Broadway cast featured Bob Balaban, Gary Burghoff, Bill Hinnant, Skip Hinnant, Karen Johnson, & Reva Rose. --
  • 5 star rating Rap Game Bob Balaban --
  • 1 star rating Want to watch a great horror movie You've Probably Never Seen ? Bob Balaban's Parents is a Lynchian maybe-masterpiece. --
  • 2 star rating On days when I'm not feeling so fresh I look like Bob Balaban and sound like Aaron Paul. Basically everyday. --
  • 5 star rating I think Bob Balaban just crossed the street....Put it this way: if it wasn't him, this guy could score TONS of ass as a Balaban-lookalike. --
  • 5 star rating I'll then wander around, communicate with aliens via sign language and whisper quietly to Bob Balaban: 'Zey belong here more zan we.' --
  • 4 star rating Monuments's Men to The Grand Budapest Hotel via Bob Balaban --
  • 5 star rating Bob Balaban (b. 1945) --
  • 5 star rating 'A Delicate Balance' on Broadway. John Lithgow, Glenn Close, Claire Higgins, Lindsay Duncan, Martha Plimpton & Bob Balaban. Shit the bed. --
  • 1 star rating Want to watch a great horror movie You've Probably Never Seen ? Bob Balaban's Parents is a Lynchian maybe-masterpiece. --
  • 5 star rating Bob Balaban Returns --
  • 5 star rating I'm going as Bob Balaban for Halloween. --
  • 1 star rating También ví A delicate balance, con Glenn Close, John Litgow, Bob Balaban, Martha Plimpton. Y bueno. Ya puedo morir en paz. --
  • 3 star rating Just bought Bob Balaban's Close Encounters diary . A nice early Xmas present for myself . --
  • 5 star rating - "The Monuments Men" starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, Cate Blanchett, Bill Murray, Jean Dujardin, John Goodman & Bob Balaban --
  • 5 star rating She had eyes like a sympathetic Bob Balaban. --
  • 4 star rating After watching Mean comments 6 I realized he is as blind as I am. --
  • 3 star rating Today In 11/19/1981: Absence of Malice, starring Paul Newman, Sally Field & he is released --
  • 1 star rating Had dinner with Glenn Close, stood near Martha Plimpton backstage, said hi to Bob Balaban - it was a pretty good night... --
  • 5 star rating Alton Brown does a great Bob Balaban --
  • 3 star rating Bob Balaban just passed by my window as I was eating at Artie's. I got a good look. --
  • 4 star rating 23 with actor Bob Balaban for buy online and direct download, --
  • 4 star rating Status: consistently mixing up Bob Balaban and Bob Ballard. --
  • 5 star rating He is a national treasure. --
  • 5 star rating Second intermission. I loooove Bob Balaban. Some actors need to declaim to prove their presence. Balaban is not one of them. So good. --
  • 3 star rating Bob Balaban as the narrator in Moonrise Kingdom is one of my style icons. --
  • 2 star rating Det jobbigaste i en film någonsin är nog Bob Balaban och hans jeeevla gummisnodd i Absence of Malice. --
  • 5 star rating There's a Bob Balaban lookalike dressed as a crustpunk at the gate in O'Hare. He keeps raising his eyebrows when we make eye contact. --
  • 4 star rating Bob Balaban's Parents (1989) deserves a Criterion release. --
  • 2 star rating This news of a Staney Tucci cookbook makes me hopeful for a Bob Balaban Thanksgiving annual next year. --
  • 5 star rating Watching Bob Balaban's episode of Amazing Stories. Rustler's Rhapsody and Gymkata playing at Chinese. Also Milton Bearle talks to aliens. --
  • 5 star rating Girl's got a body like bob balaban --
  • 3 star rating NW: Jakob the Liar - Robin Williams, Liev Schreiber & Bob Balaban are superb! --
  • 1 star rating Glenn Close, John Lithgow, Lindsay Duncan, Claire Higgins, Bob Balaban & Martha Plimpton round out a stellar cast tonight --
  • 3 star rating Can someone please get me Bob Balaban's coat in Moonrise Kingdom for Hanukkah thank you in advance --
  • 1 star rating Throwing around Gundam fantasy cast ideas again...thoughts on Bob Balaban as General Revil? Or is he too mousey? --
  • 3 star rating Bob Balaban as the narrator in Moonrise Kingdom is one of my style icons. --
  • 5 star rating Bob balaban on "seinfeld" --
  • 4 star rating He is automatically the best thing in anything he's in. --

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