Biz Markie

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Biz Markie
American rapper and record producer (Famous from Single: Just a Friend)
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Biz Markie is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating People really underrate biz markie as a beatboxer imo --
  • 5 star rating Biz markie is goat --
  • 4 star rating It should be illegal how good while my guitar gently weeps is --
  • 5 star rating Life is Biz Markie. --
  • 4 star rating I'm so old school, I remember when Biz Markie was kinda thin..lol ;) --
  • 1 star rating This chick Leslie on SNL is amazing. Very funny. She's a star. But she does look like Crazy Eyes mixed with Biz Markie. --
  • 3 star rating Got myself a keyboard, and the first thing I'm doing is Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" --
  • 1 star rating On the way to One D musical selections from my daughter included Aerosmith, Billy Joel and Biz Markie. My work here is done! --
  • 5 star rating Mark it down: today is the day my child began using "Oh SNAP!" in proper context after listening to Biz Markie. The pride is BACK. --
  • 4 star rating Rick Ross is a close second to Silk da Shocker. Or Biz Markie. --
  • 3 star rating Life Hack: pretend anyone you see wearing headphones is listening to Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" --
  • 5 star rating Friday morning my boss is blasting rap and says it's Biz Markie's baddest hits day. Then says she has an ASAP Rock album is next up. --
  • 5 star rating Wtf he is right here lol --
  • 5 star rating Biz markie is bae --
  • 5 star rating He is the best --
  • 4 star rating Is Biz Markie an appropriate artist to play in the bedroom? --
  • 5 star rating Is Chris Baker related to Biz Markie? --
  • 4 star rating Biz markie's just a friend is the realist song out there --
  • 1 star rating Cool breeze time of the year is what I live for. Also just a friend by biz markie is the ultimate karaoke song. --
  • 5 star rating Just a friend? HA! No. he is sooooo on point --
  • 5 star rating He is that dude --
  • 5 star rating I wanna see Biz Markie in concert so bad --
  • 5 star rating "Just a friend" by he is a slapper. --
  • 1 star rating Porque assim, na real eu só descobri que amo tanto o Wiz e Biz Markie quando me assisti berrando isso em festas deles. --
  • 3 star rating Marcus Perez is the greatest beatboxer since Timbaland, Doug E Fresh and Biz Markie --
  • 5 star rating He is gonna be at homecoming lol that's crazy. --
  • 5 star rating Biz markie is my soul animal --
  • 5 star rating Saints Row IV taught me that to establish how ruthless your villain is, have him to interrupt the protagonists singing along to Biz Markie. --
  • 5 star rating He is gonna be at Yardfest --
  • 5 star rating Plot twist, he is really Mozart. --
  • 1 star rating I officially disowned my brother.. *Big Black is on Guy Code* my brother says: "is that Biz Markie?" Smfh... We're not related --
  • 3 star rating I really want to learn how to play the piano so I could play Just A Friend by biz markie on it --
  • 2 star rating "Being terrible has never prevented success in the music industry... look at Biz Markie, or The Doors" --
  • 5 star rating Of all the lies rappers have ever told... the most glaringly obvious one is Biz Markie trying to tell us he has friends named Agnes & Agatha --
  • 5 star rating He is one of the funnest rappers alive --
  • 3 star rating Guys, I'm trying to figure out who my inspiration is: Biz Markie or Smash Mouth? --
  • 3 star rating "Yo mamas hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers just to comb her hair" - Biz Markie --
  • 3 star rating I had a dream about biz markie's brother which is wild because I forgot biz markie even existed --
  • 5 star rating Biz markie is the best beat boxer --
  • 3 star rating I know I don't have kids so will someone explain the Yo Gabba Gabba/Biz Markie pairing to me? --
  • 3 star rating Hey guys next week at Tri-C's homecoming he is performing live who wants to be my date?? ;) --
  • 4 star rating Just a friend by he is played once a day 365 days a year --
  • 4 star rating Just so we all know, biz markie is on tour with yo gabba gabba. --
  • 5 star rating Will Smith, Biz Markie, Slick Rick - So Fresh --
  • 5 star rating He is a damn national treasure. --
  • 5 star rating Who is biz markie. --
  • 5 star rating He is one goofy dude --
  • 1 star rating I really thought Biz Markie was gonna jump in a nice ass car after he left the bank nigga balled out in a Mini Cooper --
  • 3 star rating The is so serious that Mario had to make a song about it after Biz markie lol --
  • 5 star rating Biz Markie Pandora is full of --

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