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Bert Kreischer Goes Shirtless and NFL Star Fakes Identity at 'The Machine' Premiere in LA

Updated: 1 day ago (May 26, 2023, 1pm)
Bert Kreischer latest sexy May 26, 2023, 1pm

Bert Kreischer stole the spotlight on Thursday night (May 25) at the premiere of his movie The Machine in Los Angeles. Walking down the red carpet, he put on a show that was impossible to ignore. As soon as photographers stationed outside of Regency Village Theatre caught sight of him, Bert ripped off his shirt and struck several topless poses.

In an instant, all eyes were on Bert as he hammed it up for cameras amidst screams from fans excited to see their favorite comedian stripped down. His antics had everyone wondering what would come next - perhaps fireworks or circus animals? But nothing could have matched the sheer energy that came with this impromptu display.

Despite stealing attention away from other celebrities walking in tow behind him , there’s no denying that Bert's charisma and outgoing personality made for one entertaining evening both inside and out!

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  • 5 star rating Your laugh is infectious and everyone loves you Bert! Thanks for the smiles man! POWERFUL Bert Kreischer! --
  • 3 star rating solid is solid u can do anything u want your Bert Kreischer, but u shouldn't. --
  • 3 star rating Getting too fucking high with Duncan Trussell, Joey Diaz, & Bert Kreischer --
  • 2 star rating The only way to follow up last week's two days of Bert Kreischer was with one day of two Jesse Venturas. --
  • 5 star rating Bert Kreischer has the best laugh --
  • 5 star rating Happy Birthday Bert Kreischer --
  • 5 star rating A Doug Loves Movies podcast with both Jay Mohr and Bert Kreischer would be my ultimate hell --
  • 1 star rating Van Wilder is kind of a sucky movie. It doesn't age well, maybe? I don't care if it's based on Bert Kreischer. Zero fucks. --
  • 2 star rating I tell myself I'm gonna do homework, but I always end up watching Bert Kreischer stories on YouTube. --
  • 4 star rating Can I please be Bert Kreischer so I can travel the world? --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest guy ever --
  • 5 star rating I would love to see Bert Kreischer on the streets --
  • 3 star rating "You're like a fuckin' squirrel - I can never figure out where you're going." - Bert Kreischer --
  • 5 star rating This guy he is a idiot. --
  • 5 star rating If there were funnier podcast moments than when Joe Rogan and Bert Kreischer recorded together this year, I didn't know about them. --
  • 5 star rating How did Bert Kreischer get Jenn Sterger? --
  • 3 star rating Finished Bert Kreischer's book. Won't read anything funnier this year, that's for sure. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Rogan, Russell Peters, Kevin Hart, Ari Shaffir, Joey Diaz, Sam Tripoli, Bert Kreischer, Jim Gaffigan, Mike Eps.. Long list of faves. --
  • 2 star rating When you get word that he is doing an episode of Joe Rogan Experience you stop what you're doing and tune in. --
  • 2 star rating Greatest story ever told: he is The Machine: submitted by Stuck_in_a_Box to videos [link] [comment] --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer's "The Machine" oh god! super funny! guy is so good at storytelling xD --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer s Call in Sick to Work Tour is this Friday at noon! are we going? --
  • 1 star rating 2014 A&G: Joey Bats, F. Freeman Pastime's Pastimes, Giancarlo Mini, Jason Kipnis AUTO!!!!!, Bert Kreischer. --
  • 5 star rating I was thinking back, during, my senior year at the end for our Valley Fair Trip I almost got to race go karts against Bert Kreischer . --
  • 4 star rating Joe Rogan & Bert Kreischer are too much on this podcast! --
  • 3 star rating Favorite JRE guests: Joey Diaz, Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, Bryan Callen, and Duncan Trussell. --
  • 4 star rating Listening to Bert Kreischer's stories just makes me want to party --
  • 4 star rating I'm pretty sure bert kreischer is going to die when he laughs --
  • 3 star rating Saw Bert Kreischer at Cobbs Comedy Show last night. I do believe he is a wild and crazy guy. --
  • 5 star rating He is ruining the latest Doug Loves Movies episode as usual. --
  • 4 star rating Bert Kreischer needs to find me so we can do a trip flip! --
  • 5 star rating Life goal: find Bert Kreischer. --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer needs to come around our way. A Trip Flip with him looks like an AMAZING time. --
  • 1 star rating I would pay to sit in a room surrounded by the laughter of Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Garlin, Ron Funches, and Bert Kreischer. --
  • 1 star rating Lol today at schlitterbahns Bert Kreischer was there and interviewed me and nick and he dissed nick it might be on tv lol --
  • 1 star rating - The movie "Van Wilder" was based on comedian Bert Kreischer, of Joe Rogan's Podcast network. Rolling Stone c --
  • 5 star rating Bert Kreischer how did I not know this comic? --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer's laugh is kinda incredible. I wish I had a laugh like that. Probably, just me. --
  • 5 star rating IMDb. November 3rd. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Kristoffer Ryan Winters, Luke Tittensor, Bert Kreischer, Kevin Murphy, James Anderson, Shayna Rose. --
  • 4 star rating If bert kreischer could come to sg dat would be awesome --
  • 5 star rating Bert Kreischer can miss me with his twelve words --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer's machine story is still the single greatest story in stand up --
  • 1 star rating I feel that Seth Rogan is the result of someone asking Penn Jillette and Bert Kreischer to create a person as a group project --
  • 5 star rating NOBODY has a funnier laugh than Bert Kreischer --
  • 3 star rating THURSDAY 9PM show! Jerrod Carmichael Bert Kreischer Ryan Stout Vincent Oshana Mark Serritella --
  • 2 star rating I really want Bert Kreischer to do a tour in Asia and ask people around if they wanna go on an adventure. --
  • 1 star rating Comedy Central's This is not Happening are some the funniest videos I've seen. Especially Bert Kreischer's Fighting a Bear --
  • 3 star rating Bert Kreischer russian mob story is the best thing I've heard in years. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 2 star rating Bert Kreischer on Doug Stanhopes podcast is one of the most entertaining things you'll ever listen to. --

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