Bernie Winters

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating Cannon & Ball, Little & Large, Mike & Bernie Winters... this is much worse - tonight 6:45pm view --
  • 1 star rating I met Alvin Stardust, Mike & Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz! Looking forward to being on the lunch bunch later :) --
  • 5 star rating Could and be the new Mike and Bernie Winters --
  • 5 star rating Mike and Bernie Winters arrive at Ibrokes. view --
  • 3 star rating Wonderful! Was Bernie Winters dog Schnorbitz also at the fundraiser? --
  • 5 star rating Thats lovely. I remember when Mike & Bernie Winters used to dress up & attempt a F&A tribute act. --
  • 1 star rating No sign of it in the schedules. They're bound to show the brilliant Xmas edition with Bernie Winters and Gareth Hunt though. --
  • 5 star rating Reporter 1ce asked M&W "If you hadnt been comedians, what would you have been?",quick as a flash Eric: "Mike&Bernie Winters --
  • 5 star rating Mike and Bernie Winters. Almost. --
  • 3 star rating as they said about Mike and Bernie Winters 'oh no there's more than one of them' --
  • 1 star rating Wish folks would stop posting that glaikit looking picture of michelle thomson. she looks like bernie winters in fucking drag. --
  • 5 star rating In accordance with the Bernie Winters Convention of 1956, I do not permit Facebook to use any pictures of St Bernards that I might post. --
  • 3 star rating Hoddle & Hargreaves, the Mike & Bernie Winters of punditry (one for the teenagers) --
  • 3 star rating I like because they sing about The Land That Time Forgot & Bernie Winters --
  • 3 star rating What would you be if you weren't a comedian? Eric Morecambe: "Mike and Bernie Winters" --
  • 3 star rating I was fingered by Bernie Winters does that make me famous enough to appear on --
  • 3 star rating Unless they are getting zombie Bernie Winters into the house, i am not interested --
  • 1 star rating Just finishing a 10,000 word piece for the New Yorker on the late Bernie Winters tragic Acid House project, Schnorbital. --
  • 4 star rating I think Bernie Winters would've made a good President --
  • 5 star rating I see Rylan is back on tomorro mornin wiv his partner. Reminds me of old Mike&Bernie Winters Gag, "Fuck me there's two of 'em" --
  • 5 star rating Sad to hear that he is dead. R.I.P. --
  • 1 star rating Talking of hurricane! What were the worst two winters in living memory? > > > > > Mike & Bernie Winters! --
  • 5 star rating 150 commentS TO GO ! BERNIE WINTERS DOG --
  • 4 star rating Great to see Bernie Winters on tonights Take Me Out --
  • 5 star rating It's Bernie Winters. --
  • 3 star rating Rick gives a little smile as Mike and Bernie Winters make their long awaited appearance on --
  • 5 star rating He is coming --
  • 4 star rating Tattoo The Poop Emoji Onto Bernie Winters's Pert Botty It's 5:30AM --
  • 3 star rating Once saw Bernie Winters in Nottingham taking his washing into Sketchley dry cleaners --
  • 1 star rating Just found out that Boris Johnson has a brother. To use the Glasgow Mike & Bernie Winters yarn 'Fuck me, there's 2 of them' --
  • 5 star rating The Mike & Bernie Winters of cod reggae --
  • 2 star rating Fuck my old boots. Owen Jones on Pointless. With Pam Ayres. Next week, Arianna Huffington and Bernie Winters. --
  • 5 star rating Its Bernie by Bernie Winters --
  • 5 star rating Met a St. Bernard today called Bernie. Reminded me of Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz. What a lovely cuddle that was. --
  • 2 star rating I also always find it compulsory to change "These are blurry winters" in the first song to Bernie Winters. --
  • 5 star rating Mike and Bernie Winters --
  • 3 star rating It's the mediocrity that gets you. The footballing equivalent of Mike and Bernie Winters. --
  • 5 star rating Linda looks like a Poundland Bernie Winters --
  • 2 star rating When you discover Bruce Forsyth and Bernie Winters appeared on a single with Motorhead and Girlschool.... --
  • 5 star rating Captain America and the Bernie Winters soldier! --
  • 3 star rating To be fair, Bottle Boys was fucking shite. The only show where a Bernie Winters cameo IMPROVED it. --
  • 5 star rating the uncle one reminds me of Bernie winters --
  • 3 star rating Scorching hot take: I'd rather watch Little & Large than Mike & Bernie Winters --
  • 5 star rating Bernie Winters the insurance salesman years --
  • 3 star rating Was Bernie Winters ever funny? I just remember him as a dodgy looking older bloke with a dog. --
  • 4 star rating No YOU'RE googling Mike and Bernie Winters on a Saturday morning --
  • 3 star rating Mike and Bernie Winters. Des O Connor. Sascha Distell. Joan Collins. Lionel Blair --
  • 4 star rating Winters (M), O'Connor, Distel, Collins, Winters (B), Blair. --
  • 5 star rating Doctor, doctor. Can't you see I'm Bernie Winters? --
  • 4 star rating Victoria, he's about 12, of course he hasn't heard of Bernie Winters --

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