Bernard Manning

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British, Comic (Famous from The Impressionable Jon Culshaw)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Mmm what is wrong with labour. See those middle aged fuckwit councilors who are just a notch above Bernard Manning. Get fucking shit. --
  • 3 star rating Spot on. Is it same landlord as far as you know? Bernard Manning lookalike --
  • 4 star rating I hear he is back in town so she may be occupied ;) --
  • 5 star rating Sarah is possessed by Bernard Manning --
  • 2 star rating Out in the smoke stuck in my favourite Italian with some work Bernard manning crew being revisited hhhhhhnmm --
  • 5 star rating hey penky, been looking on YouTube at some of your wind ups! Still love the shane Ritchie and Bernard manning calls, so funny --
  • 1 star rating PC has stopped all decent humour. Bernard Manning was'nt always racist. Used to be on Sky years ago live and very funny --
  • 1 star rating Exactly. He is a perfect fit there. I watched a bit of his act and he makes Bernard Manning look like Bill Hicks. Horrible. --
  • 1 star rating My old man discovered YouTube this evening and is sat pissing himself in the kitchen watching Bernard Manning on his tablet. --
  • 4 star rating Is he a professional Bernard Manning voice double?? --
  • 1 star rating Bringing on Roberto Soldado when you're in desperate need of a goal is like hiring Bernard Manning as your personal trainer. --
  • 4 star rating So Bernard Manning could of been a gold comedian. --
  • 1 star rating Slab are so drab and 1970s who's their spokesman? Bernard manning and Jim Bowen? not great, not super, not smashing lol --
  • 3 star rating I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.-Bernard Manning --
  • 5 star rating FFS why does the BBC insist on having racist Abbott on they wouldn't of put Bernard Manning on if he were still alive so why her? --
  • 1 star rating Any real Reason for this BL...y stupid card? Is it the Bernard Manning of 2015. You know it. ALL comes in cyclical form. --
  • 4 star rating All that effing an jeffing who he think he is, Bernard manning? --
  • 1 star rating I must say that I have not laughed so much since I saw Bernard Manning live at the Embassy Club. Couldn't possibly explain ! --
  • 4 star rating Bernard Manning used to say funny is funny. It isn't. --
  • 3 star rating Is Farage operated by Jim Hensons Workshop and voiced by the ghost of Bernard Manning? --
  • 3 star rating Bernard Manning was right. It IS like changing deckchairs on the Titanic. --
  • 2 star rating How awful is the wannabe Bernard Manning on ..... offensive to to even look at and needs a new repertoire --
  • 4 star rating Is that Bernard manning going up for a caesarean there? --
  • 4 star rating He is appearing in Kiddy tonight.. My mistake I mean Ron Atkinson --
  • 1 star rating No surprise that Nigel Farage is back by popular demand, these are the same people who kept Bernard Manning going for 40 years. --
  • 5 star rating Ricky Hatton or Bernard Manning? --
  • 5 star rating "I'd love to be live on Antiques Road Show & say to some old lady You know what that's worth? Fuck All".. Bernard Manning's one great joke --
  • 4 star rating Best comedian to come out of Manchester since Bernard Manning.. --
  • 1 star rating If you replaced jokes about 'sticking it to men' with mother-in-law jokes, Bernard Manning would feel right at home on comedy --
  • 3 star rating Michael McIntyre the most unfunniest cunt in the world . Bernard Manning all day for me --
  • 5 star rating Certainly. If it was the Bernard Manning version. --
  • 5 star rating Bernard Manning played there once. --
  • 5 star rating Commentary on 'Rude Brittania' BBC4 doc on British comedy told how Bernard Manning lost TV opportunities 'because he wasn't politically 1/2 --
  • 5 star rating That can fuck off. sounds like Bernard manning. --
  • 1 star rating As I see 2 parking attendants eyeing up my car with a look akin the Bernard Manning looking at some turkeys. I'd imagine --
  • 1 star rating Hvis du vil drikke, så drikk. Hvis du vil kjøre, så kjør. Det er ingenting verre enn å krasje edru. -Bernard Manning --
  • 5 star rating Guess Bernard manning was an auteur too --
  • 5 star rating Bernard Manning --
  • 5 star rating Katie Hopkins = Bernard Manning in Boden. --
  • 4 star rating Make up on, hair done and I still look like Bernard Manning lol --
  • 1 star rating Honestly, do people really think sexism is fine as long as you're chuckling? Maybe they're Bernard Manning fans. --
  • 1 star rating He's now moved onto a bottle of Zinfandel and is pissing himself watching videos of Bernard manning on YouTube --
  • 3 star rating Greece is basically putting Bernard Manning's 'Let him worry about it' joke into practice. --
  • 4 star rating Is Donald Trump the *Bernard Manning* of US presidential politics? --
  • 1 star rating "Pakis think cos theyre born here theyre British.If a dog is born in a stable does that make it a horse" Bernard Manning --
  • 5 star rating Bernard Manning was a select character. RIP. --
  • 5 star rating Good ride by Bernard manning there. Lolz --
  • 5 star rating *extremely stewart kee voice* Love lads in their mid twenties having a bit of banter doing their best Bernard Manning impression on stage --
  • 5 star rating "One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace" -Bernard Manning --
  • 1 star rating Today's celebrity beach watch. Bernard Manning, Bella Emberg, Shaun Ryder ( before he had his teeth done ) and Hugh Hefner --

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