Ben Schwartz

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ben Schwartz
American comedian (Famous from House of Lies)
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Loading
Loading
Ben Schwartz ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.

Ben Schwartz is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Ben Schwartz

new! Rate Ben Schwartz

Body: 

Average: 9.3 (3 votes)

Face: 

Average: 9.8 (4 votes)

Mind: 

Average: 10 (3 votes)

Heart: 

Average: 10 (2 votes)
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking in Hottest Celebrities, and your comment will appear at the top. You'll be redirected to PayPal for the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Ben Schwartz from RC9GN, back when I was about to be a freshman, myself. --
  • 5 star rating He is one beautiful man. Carry on. --
  • 1 star rating Things I learned today: Paul Banks's favorite U2 song is Sunday Bloody Sunday (same) he is an Interpol fan (same) --
  • 3 star rating When is ben schwartz gonna marry me i already have our life planned out --
  • 5 star rating The Interview's gonna be so fucking confusing. James Franco and Seth Rogen play characters but Rob Lowe is Rob Lowe & Ben Schwartz plays a --
  • 4 star rating Ben Schwartz and Hot Saucerman teaming up on CBB is always a treat. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a babe --
  • 3 star rating please follow me, Ben Schwartz!!!! You are just so great and amazing!!!!! <3 u!! --
  • 5 star rating Tina Fey has great hair. I love Ben Schwartz. Adam Driver is huge Dude from House of Cards is intense Great cast. --
  • 5 star rating He is easily the best part of TIWILY & Kathryn Hahn is easily the best part of most things. Kal Vechomer when she plays a rabbi. --
  • 3 star rating At the UCB and Zach Woods and Ben Schwartz and Adam Pally are here and everything is awesome. --
  • 5 star rating Everyone please go see (and read) this is where i leave you. so very good (and not just because i'm in love with ben schwartz) --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious !! --
  • 3 star rating I saw this is where I leave you and surprise, ben schwartz was my favorite part of the whole thing! --
  • 3 star rating Is it just me or does ben schwartz sorta remind you of andrew garfield --
  • 5 star rating Ben schwartz is not even funny. --
  • 3 star rating Ben Schwartz AND Sam Rockwell playing mobsters in the 40s is pretttty, prettttty, pretty good --
  • 5 star rating One of my biggest celebrity crushes is Ben Schwartz (Jean Ralphio.) I have no idea why but I am completely okay with this happening --
  • 2 star rating "There is a boy named Ben Schwartz (?) in my marketing class... He's adorable but would never notice me. --
  • 5 star rating GCU CRUSH: There is a boy named Ben Schwartz (?) in my marketing class... He's adorable but would never notice me. --
  • 5 star rating He is my --
  • 5 star rating Every scene with Driver is funny. Ben Schwartz deserves a lotta love. And JayFey do some really great stuff together. --
  • 5 star rating Dawg. he is actively crushing it at a level I've never seen a young comedian achieve so quickly before. Hero. --
  • 3 star rating Ben Schwartz ( ) is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors. Dude is hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating Best part of This Is Where I Leave You was Ben Schwartz. the rest of it was kind of painful. --
  • 5 star rating Ben Schwartz on This Is Where I Leave You and Parks and Recreation Sadness: Adored by Parks and Recreation devotees as Jean-Ralphio ... --
  • 1 star rating "Take time to try new things, go to the zoo, or date ladies. If all you do is work, you won't live your life." Ben Schwartz ( --
  • 4 star rating My mom is so positive that he is either Jake or Amir. --
  • 5 star rating I have the largest crush on Ben Schwartz --
  • 5 star rating He is cute in an ugly guy type-a way --
  • 5 star rating Guys he is literally the funniest guy alive --
  • 1 star rating Has anyone else noticed that Ben Schwartz got everyone to sign on to produce his comedy movie based off a pitch? That is talent. --
  • 5 star rating I love how Ben Schwartz is able to turn anything/thought into good comedy... --
  • 3 star rating He is still my dream guy. Why can't more guys around here look like him?! --
  • 3 star rating Tonight s talk has begun and he is declaring his delight in the music of --
  • 3 star rating I have a very real infatuation with Ben Schwartz and everyone is sick of it --
  • 5 star rating BEN SCHWARTZ IS A GIFT TBH --
  • 3 star rating Was just told that I look like Ben Schwartz. Which... I guess is about right? --
  • 5 star rating I love ben schwartz so much love me you fool --
  • 3 star rating Ben Schwartz and Joseph Gordon-Levitt working together is a for sure dream come true. --
  • 1 star rating Hmm, turns out (aka Ben Schwartz aka Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec) is a fellow Union College alum! Small school, big impact! --
  • 3 star rating My fave thing is when ben schwartz posts insta videos of the simpsons/futurama --
  • 5 star rating I love ben schwartz so much. i need to binge watch house of lies. --
  • 3 star rating Holyyy shit he is in this is where I leave you I have to see this nowww --
  • 3 star rating Looks like he is wearing glasses these days 8-) 8-) 8-) <3 <3 <3 ;) :) ;) --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest person on the planet --
  • 5 star rating He is a master of comedy --
  • 3 star rating The Ben Schwartz solo bolo CBB is the greatest thing in human history. --
  • 3 star rating Standing in between a guy with a man bun & a Ben Schwartz look alike. Life is good. --
  • 5 star rating BEN SCHWARTZ IS A GIFT TBH --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

ben schwartz girlfriend 0.jpg
ben schwartz jean ralphio 1.jpg
ben schwartz dating 2.jpg
Ben Schwartz full body 3.jpg
Ben Schwartz dating 4.jpg
ben schwartz and kristen bell 5.jpg
ben schwartz dating 6.jpg
Ben Schwartz full body 7.jpg
Ben Schwartz sexy 8.jpg
Ben Schwartz exclusive hot pic 9.jpg
Ben Schwartz full body 10.jpg
Ben Schwartz dating 11.jpg