Ben Elton

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English, Actor
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating So sad to hear of Rik Mayall's death. A huge figure in my youth & Kevin Turvey remains a firm favourite. Early gig with Ben Elton was superb --
  • 5 star rating Can't quite believe he is alive. --
  • 5 star rating Can't believe Rik Mayall is dead. Working with him, Ben Elton & Lise Mayer on The Young Ones book in the 80s was pure joy. Such a funny man. --
  • 5 star rating Rik Mayall never wrote a diabolical musical shitting all over Queen songs. Ben Elton will die aged 101. Probably. What a shitty world it is --
  • 2 star rating But he was so much more than a bit part character in a sitcom written by Ben Elton & Richard Curtis --
  • 5 star rating Seriously, that clip is like finding Benedict Cumberbatch in that one episode of SPOOKS. (And the actor you don't recognize is Ben Elton.) --
  • 5 star rating So dies & we get left with Ben Elton atheism --
  • 1 star rating BTW - when getting the tributes done, please don't feel under any pressure to include Ben Elton. Really, it's OK. --
  • 5 star rating Rik Mayall was too young :-(. The Young Ones was one of my favourite shows. Pretty sure he wrote it with Ben Elton. Gosh, life is short. --
  • 1 star rating Very sad to hear of Rik Mayall's passing. Saw him at the Guild Hall with Ben Elton as support. A very funny bloke. --
  • 3 star rating And we're left with that shitstain Ben Elton... Life really is one big fucking injustice. --
  • 5 star rating And you know what's worse? he is still going --
  • 3 star rating Like Ben Elton I'm building a reputation on bashing the Tories. Unlike Elton I really mean it!! --
  • 2 star rating TFIOS is the first book I've actually read in like four years The last book I read I was ben elton in 2010 --
  • 4 star rating What's worse than being a Ben Elton look-alike? Being John Oliver. --
  • 2 star rating The difference between and Ben Elton's Stark is that Stark knows the Earth is dying, and has a Plan B. --
  • 2 star rating Why So Serious following in the footsteps of Python, Ben Elton, Little Britain and Sacha Baron Cohen --
  • 1 star rating Starting Time and Time Again by Ben Elton this evening. If it's half as good as the superb Two Brothers I'll be very happy indeed --
  • 5 star rating Far out I just remembered that when I was really quite young I loved Ben Elton novels. BEN ELTON! And Irvine Welsh, too... --
  • 5 star rating All I know about Hatsune Miku and other Vocaloids is that Queen + Ben Elton warned us about them in the musical We Will Rock You. Foresight! --
  • 3 star rating Especially considering that my next work-related piece of reading is a Ben Elton novel. *gulp* --
  • 4 star rating Beyonce's fringe is a bigger mistake than a new Ben Elton sitom --
  • 5 star rating Those who aren't stupid enough to believe Xfactor is actually genuine, I recommend the book Chart Throb by Ben Elton. Hilariously true. --
  • 4 star rating I'm so sceptical after reading Ben Elton's Chart Throb --
  • 4 star rating Glenn Maxwell is the Ben Elton Live From Planet Earth of Big Shows --
  • 5 star rating This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence ~ Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book ~ GoodMorning --
  • 1 star rating production this is crap. Judges comments obviously scripted. Everyone should read Ben Elton's book chart throb. --
  • 3 star rating If you haven't read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb, you really need to. It's brilliant. --
  • 5 star rating Owen smith might look like Ben Elton But I don't think comedy is his strong suit best stick to just talking shit to makes friends --
  • 3 star rating Citizen Khan is so patronisingly, moronically unfunny I assumed it was written by Ben Elton. --
  • 5 star rating "This is what a banker looks like" T-shirt. Bought for £45 billion. Sold for 62p. Loss passed on to taxpayer. *comments like Ben Elton* --
  • 2 star rating The so-called lefty comedians of the 80s showing their true blue colours. Anyone remember Ben Elton? --
  • 4 star rating I see Ben Elton's new book is called 'time and time again' --
  • 5 star rating All fans should read Ben Elton's book "Chart Throb" it explains so much and makes you view the whole thing in a different light!!! --
  • 4 star rating So was script written by Ben Elton or Mark Thomas? --
  • 5 star rating He is the Kathy Lette of Ben Eltons. --
  • 1 star rating OMG Ben Elton will be on next week! And both Malcolm Turnbell and Tanya Plibersek! That's going to be so good. --
  • 4 star rating Ben Elton. Has chosen to go on another show that is commented about --
  • 3 star rating He is on next week. Will anyone ask him about "Live from Planet Earth"? --
  • 5 star rating Ben Elton being interviewed by Tim Lovejoy. The rebellion is long gone. --
  • 1 star rating Conservative, Labour, Lib Dems, Greens. Little bit of politics, there. he is on the sofa with Tim and Simon now. --
  • 5 star rating People getting outraged by Xfactor, read 'Chart Throb' by Ben Elton. Explains a lot & makes you realise how much of a big fat lie it all is. --
  • 5 star rating Problem with academic reading is when you get your hands on something that is not, it disappears in a weekend. Ben Elton's time & time again --
  • 2 star rating Told mum there's a new Ben Elton. 9:03 - "What is it?" 9:09 - "Googled it. Need it." 9:09 - "Bought it." --
  • 5 star rating Ben Elton's bit about how British "do not draw attention to themselves in public - it simply isn't done!" is further proof I belong there. --
  • 5 star rating He is on Nolan Ulster now --
  • 5 star rating Heard Ben Elton on the radio say that the BBC had contacted him about writing a sitcom for them Presumably cos it went so well last time --
  • 5 star rating He is here --
  • 5 star rating Good on Ben Elton in 45 secs demolished Guardian & 'right' being synonymous arrogant art critics, Tracy Emin & Damien Hirst. Warming to him. --
  • 5 star rating Ben Elton on 5 Live is explaining criticism. Incidentally, he's making a point that those there gamergaters could do with listening to. --

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