Bart Simpson

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Bart Simpson
American, Production Manager (Famous from The Simpsons)
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Bart Simpson is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating "Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant" is the plot of tonight's Simpsons episode.Say what? WTF happened to this show? It used to be perfect. --
  • 5 star rating Bart simpson? --
  • 5 star rating He is a personal icon of mine 100% --
  • 2 star rating Every time I see Sting on the box, all I can think of is him trying to dig Bart Simpson out of a well. --
  • 5 star rating Can I just say that he is the man? --
  • 3 star rating "Hey America you're so fine, you're so fine you blew my mind. America." -Bart Simpson --
  • 1 star rating I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF20 --
  • 1 star rating Today is in memory of Andrew 'Bart' Simpson < a great example of social media & technology bringing people together! --
  • 5 star rating Good luck everyone on "Bart" Simpson Charity Race. Support from all over the world. Amazing. He must have been someone very special. --
  • 5 star rating TENHO CRUSH NO BASIMPSON VLW FLW --
  • 2 star rating Bar is slammed and I'm frowning a lot for someone wearing a denim vest with bart simpson ollying on the back --
  • 3 star rating Bart Simpson's name is an anagram of BRAT. His full name is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. --
  • 2 star rating "A nadie le gusta tanto el Jazz, hasta el tipo que lo tocaba usaba drogas" Bart Simpson being AWESOME --
  • 3 star rating The fact that he is played by a woman is still super surprising and awesome to me --
  • 5 star rating He is voiced by a woman, Nancy Cartwright. --
  • 3 star rating Only surprise at San Siro was seeing half-time guest he is as tall as his dad, Homer. --
  • 3 star rating Welcome to Bill Gates's lunchbox. Your travel companion is Bart Simpson. You see a thoughtless CD. --
  • 3 star rating Look at.this idiot working so hard bart simpson that about how ridiculous yu are ..... --
  • 3 star rating That IG post from 30 minutes ago maybe the funniest thing ever. he is so smart --
  • 1 star rating Tomorrow's is my 1st ever sailing race, in memory of my friend Andrew "Bart" Simpson. Think he'd have a good laugh at my efforts --
  • 1 star rating Bart Simpson complained about getting toothpaste in his Halloween candy. I would be ok with it, as toothpaste IS edible. --
  • 5 star rating I really want a bart simpson tattoo --
  • 5 star rating So we're all alright with Bart Simpson apparently being able to skateboard past a bus stop and pick it up without slowing down at all? --
  • 2 star rating The night before my wedding, I want all my family to come over so that we can do the Bart Simpson dance . --
  • 3 star rating Well Mark Hunt is This is some Bart Simpson prank calls Moe Sizlak shit, right? --
  • 1 star rating I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED I AM SO VERY TIRED Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF20 --
  • 3 star rating Got Bart Simpson in the which cartoon character are you and I feel really good about it --
  • 5 star rating PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode --
  • 1 star rating Lel, o gui é um parolo porque só me vai dizer onde comprou a t-shirt dos soad e do bart simpson, quando eu fizer anos. --
  • 2 star rating Bart simpson walking thru springfield, but he knows it's a cartoon. so he just starts a bunch of fuck shit . --
  • 3 star rating "Maybe this is just the suspense before the miracle happens." - Bart Simpson. Go 1-1! --
  • 2 star rating Did You Know... Bart Simpson's name is an anagram of BRAT. His full name is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. --
  • 5 star rating Connor Barwin is Bart Simpson --
  • 3 star rating We didn't draft Bart Simpson. So what is with the damn butterfingers today? {{>_<}} --
  • 5 star rating Only just realised that he is named after a saint & Homer after a great intellectual. Well played Matt Groening, very well played! --
  • 5 star rating That bart simpson drugs shirt is my new fav --
  • 2 star rating Due to blair being a fud, the Bart Simpson photo is gone. It will be replaced by a frroooompies picture --
  • 3 star rating Starting to think someone is playing Bart Simpson style prank calls on this poor gate attendant --
  • 5 star rating Why isn't there a Bart Simpson emoji?? --
  • 5 star rating He is the biggest MJ Stan ever --
  • 3 star rating I will forever wait for the day when i will meet someone who is exactly like bart simpson --
  • 3 star rating So this dude in church look like a real live Bart simpson! I'm out! --
  • 4 star rating There is def Bart Simpson's evil twin eating fish heads in our loft --
  • 5 star rating This dress i got from Beacon's Closet Fri is way shorter than I thought, sorry in advance if I flash my bart simpson underwear at --
  • 3 star rating Is it just me or the governor from twd sounds a lot like bart simpson? --
  • 5 star rating Really not feeling this flue mann! look like fucking bart simpson iv gone that pale n yellow! On the up what a night :) 2 words smashed it!! --
  • 5 star rating Drawing bart simpson is so fun --
  • 4 star rating Bart Simpson s full name is actually Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson. --
  • 4 star rating I really mis you mrs. K (Bart Simpson en la intro de hoy) :'( --
  • 1 star rating I'm jus gonna go with the whole fukk in family is Loco nd once more I have Bart Simpson ed my way to know em oyy vee --

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