Austin Powers

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British, Personality (Famous from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating My Ebola pandemic kit is a Fleshlight, an Austin Powers costume and a copy of Tuesdays with Morrie. --
  • 5 star rating Does the word "horny" being used seriously make me cringe bc its inherently cheesy or bc growing up w austin powers ruined it for me forever --
  • 3 star rating Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah! Mike Myers Austin Powers in Goldmember --
  • 4 star rating I should really get ready... But... Austin Powers. --
  • 3 star rating The only cool thing is the famous woman from desperate housewives and Austin powers here --
  • 4 star rating And the second is foxxy cleopatra from Austin powers gold member --
  • 5 star rating Austin Powers has his priorities straight. He gets involved in an explosion and the first thing he does is check if his crotch is alright --
  • 5 star rating All I wanna do right now is watch Austin powers --
  • 4 star rating Goldmember is the only good Austin Powers let's be reall. --
  • 2 star rating "This is Beyonce before she was in that movie." '...which movie?' "Um Austin Powers? That's what made her." --
  • 3 star rating Why is it every time I watch I can't help thinking about Austin Powers? --
  • 4 star rating Note __ Austin powers is plagiarized ..from Shakespeare --
  • 5 star rating Austin Powers intro song is my theme song --
  • 5 star rating Austin powers is so dumb but so funny --
  • 5 star rating Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina... --
  • 1 star rating (this is michael myers the murderer btw, god i'm always so annoyed at austin powers michael myers for having the same name) --
  • 1 star rating Is it just me or is the crisis like that slow moving steamroller in an Austin Powers film. Dangerous, scary and avoidable? --
  • 4 star rating House, Zuni, Austin Powers and winery sitting is a good gig... --
  • 5 star rating He is so great --
  • 5 star rating Bloke on BT Sport 1 is he isn't he? --
  • 5 star rating 4 consecutive plays of the Austin Powers Theme Song and this rude woman pays to change the song. I will scream until her music is over --
  • 5 star rating What's Mojo Risin? Mojo, thanks to Austin Powers, is our vitality & vigour. Chilli is the superfood that fuels it! Go get 'em tiger :-D --
  • 4 star rating Why is this sub telling us the summery Austin Powers ? She's craazy --
  • 1 star rating How about a new Austin Powers movie that's about frozen 1990s jokes being thawed and let loose on an unsuspecting modern world? --
  • 2 star rating So having no money on a Friday night to do anything leads to me watching Austin Powers, not a bad substitute --
  • 1 star rating The mailman takes fucking forever when I need a specific mail but when I don't need shit this nigga is worse than Austin Powers --
  • 5 star rating Austin powers is comedy gold --
  • 3 star rating I just want to lay in bed and watch Austin Powers all day, is that too much to ask? --
  • 5 star rating I really want to watch Austin powers --
  • 5 star rating Do kids even know who he is? --
  • 1 star rating The offense is like Austin in Austin Powers 2, they think they have lost their mojo but really they still have it. --
  • 5 star rating My whole life starts melting if I'm not sexually active for a long period of time. I feel like austin powers and his mojo being took --
  • 5 star rating Really in the mood to watch austin powers --
  • 3 star rating All 3 austin powers movies on 1 disk sign me up tho!!! Yes!!! My night is made lmao --
  • 4 star rating Connor is Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Every Damn Body. --
  • 5 star rating I just realized that the dude from Austin Powers was called Gold Member because member is another way to politely say penis....it was golden --
  • 1 star rating Rob Zombie movies are the Austin Powers of horror with the crazy amount of stunt casting. Lords of Salem is especially crazy. --
  • 1 star rating That British guy who played Batman's butler and Austin Powers' dad is the white people equivalent to Morgan Freeman --
  • 1 star rating My comment feed is suggesting there is/are some kind of sport event(s) happening. *goes back to watching Austin Powers trilogy* --
  • 3 star rating I'm so weird when I'm home alone speaking to myself in a Dr evil off Austin powers voice lmao. --
  • 5 star rating My goal is to get all the Austin Powers movies --
  • 1 star rating When i saw austin powers as a child i thought it was a ridiculous caricature of british people. now im not so sure.... --
  • 1 star rating "There's nothing more pathetic than an ageing hipster." I think watching he is the best decision I made today. --
  • 1 star rating "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking. I suggest you try it." Dr. Evil - Austin Powers --
  • 2 star rating Grease and Austin Powers were two of my favorite movies in elementary school. This explains so much. --
  • 5 star rating He is so corny --
  • 5 star rating this is u --
  • 5 star rating I feel like i vaguely know beyonce a bit better than most who dont listen to her much because of her being in austin powers: gold member. --
  • 5 star rating He is a funny movie. --
  • 1 star rating Dodgeball, along with austin powers and billy madison, is one of those movies that i saw at a tender time in my life and like --

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