Ass Napkin Ed

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American, Homemaker (Famous from guy from Upstate New York who through the power of the Howard Stern Show can now sell his napkins that have been up his ass on Ebay)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating I know Ass Napkin Ed from making me turn the dial and miss the Stern Show. --
  • 3 star rating I feel sorry for the future. Thank goodness I'll be dead in the next 30 yeara --
  • 3 star rating There are actual Ass Napkin Ed comment poseurs out there - anyone know Ed's official handle? --
  • 3 star rating Kev, your cohost on this weeks SOA after buzz podcast sounded exactly like ass napkin Ed! --
  • 3 star rating do Stern celebrities go in threes? Who will be the third? Ass Napkin Ed? --
  • 3 star rating why you following me? you're making like you're me. I might have to just block you for that. --
  • 1 star rating Yo ass your a fucken retard you fucking retarded motherfucker if I ever see i'm going to piss in your mouth you fuckin slut --
  • 1 star rating What kind of name is Ass napkin Ed think about it he names himshef after shit on his napkin what a ass!! Haha --
  • 3 star rating This so called new Wack Packer Matt is not any different than Ass Napkin Ed who is a bigger bore --
  • 2 star rating does she seriously write for the show now? If so, smart move of me to drop Sirius. Shit got dumb. --
  • 4 star rating Oh no Ass Napkin Ed blocked me now how will I ever continue --
  • 3 star rating Ass Napkin Ed talks about air travel all the while never actually taking a flight. Live 7:45 --
  • 1 star rating Hey you don't need SSI, you need to be a man and get a job....then again I wouldn't give you a mop job....forget it. Carry on --
  • 3 star rating if you need service from NYC to we would be happy to provide a quote. --
  • 5 star rating Yes its called Gray Hound --
  • 5 star rating Ass Napkin Ed talking mayor plans on Stern... I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pass out. "I'd meet the incumbent, tell him to fuck himself" --
  • 4 star rating you're so disgusting. you need serious help. retarted ass bitch --
  • 5 star rating So is running for mayor of north tonawanda --
  • 3 star rating You got to be kidding me.. he is running for mayor in a small town in upstate New York. --
  • 2 star rating Thx for reaching out! is intended to be a roadmap to help cities and counties plan their own housing. --
  • 5 star rating JESUS CHRIST --
  • 5 star rating hey are you in Buffalo? --
  • 4 star rating shut the fuck up Ed quit being a disgusting perv --
  • 3 star rating Yeah he really was great at comebacks. Artie,Howard,High Pitch,Jeff, anyone. That is so true --
  • 5 star rating that's not Gronk bud --
  • 3 star rating take advise from some one on welfare and telling you not too work so much. Easy Elisa. Easy. --
  • 5 star rating This dude is the real napkin. --
  • 2 star rating I don't think anyone even implied that. The issue is his future on the team, not his financial health. --
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  • 5 star rating Ass napkin ed --
  • 5 star rating U ass napkin ed from howard show --
  • 3 star rating . Lever's mother should have received a vaccination to keep her from giving birth to Ryan! --
  • 3 star rating anyone who messes with Marc will have to deal with me and my Kermit friends clan! --
  • 1 star rating can you call via Skype? If so I'll send you my Skype name so u can send me a contact re=quest, otherwise I can call U. --
  • 5 star rating yes --
  • 2 star rating Ass, Check out the Secret Guides on 8000 Stars Kim Hollywood, Visit the Secret on my Bio Description --
  • 5 star rating 5th with 31. Beltran is 4th with 37. --
  • 5 star rating such a bullshiter ed --
  • 5 star rating 819 MY NIGGA ! --
  • 1 star rating Not exactly. Wear an UNTUCKit and you'll look more attractive. It's a fact. What happens from there is your story to tell. --
  • 5 star rating I thought you were a bills fan? --
  • 4 star rating your shit bucket smells like shit, clean it, douchebag --
  • 5 star rating why am I blocked? --
  • 4 star rating that was not a gun! U whites are killing us anywhere! --
  • 5 star rating why am I blocked? --
  • 3 star rating let me guess you're gonna write something about me playing video games right? --
  • 1 star rating Recognise the Enemies of Trefology 1. Boss Jim Gettys 2. Blue Tax 3. The CW 4. Star Wars reboots 5. Ass Napkin Ed --
  • 5 star rating "I've had to straight up Ass Napkin Ed myself." --
  • 5 star rating List of republicans on my TL: honest frank , Pittsburgh pete , Ass napkin ed, kleenex, claire from NJ (WTF) and the joers. yea we're fucked! --
  • 3 star rating Ass napkin ed is back up to his normal tricks... sending me dumb messages on Facebook --

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