Never be ashamed of having a crush on Artie Lange I'm a crusher
Comedian, radio personality (Famous from MADtv cast member (1995 through 1996), Howard Stern Show sidekick (mid 2001 - present))
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Artie Lange is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Artie Lange
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Plus Showtime Special I did in July @ Montreal Comedy Fest is January 8 (This Friday night too) "The Nasty Show Hosted by Artie Lange" -- Artie Lange
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UGH ARTIE LANGE IS GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW ON TUESDAY please ban him from the show he s awful -- river
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Beer league is definitely an all time great movie. he is a genius! -- BIG BODY
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Artie lange is on the tonight show again next week too -- Theresa Hoelzel
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange -- Arlean Lasky
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K is going to be on with Artie Lange..... Awesome. -- kara
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Is it bad that I want to be the Artie Lange of my profession, minus the heroin addiction? -- Dr. M.J.C.
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Quick question: How many copies of Artie Lange's Beer League do you own? My guess is either 3 or 0. -- Dan MacRae
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Where can Artie lange be found now dammit! He is my favorite! -- Christopher Scum
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An American comedian I like a lot I is Doug Stanhope. Doesn't mean there aren't others who are great though i.e. Louis CK, Artie Lange... -- Chemical
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My favorite standup comedian is Artie Lange. He cracks me up. -- Iron Boss
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good god is that the guy who ate Artie Lange? -- Michael Cuozzi
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Watching old episodes of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and he is fucking awesome he should take over for Letterman -- Wintersbone
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Sure! Would you like fries with that..oh silly me, of course you would. Fat is cool if you're Artie Lange. You're no Artie. -- Bryan McDowell
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the drunk behind us is like an unfunny Artie Lange -- Keith John Whiteside
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange -- knut flush
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Whoa whoa whoa WAIT. he is alive? I totally thought he died eight years ago. -- Something Clever 2.0
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Good to see Artie Lange aka being hilarious on big time tv... great bit about boxing vs MMA. How do I find his show online? -- Dizhwar Talib Haaziq
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Artie Lange mike tyson bit is my new favorite thing In life. Holy fuck!!! you are fuckin awesome man -- nickz84
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In retrspct, few of th parents/teachers/adults wd've known wht That's My White Mama is & shdn't've let me go on w my Artie Lange impression. -- long and vivid dream
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange -- UFO Sightings
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Artie Lange's new stand up special is hilarious. -- T.
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That part when he is talking about mma in his stand up special is funny as fuck -- Sukm
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He is a funny ass guy -- johnee
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Lol the new Artie Lange special is garbage. -- Tim Butterly
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He is tht nigga -- Vinn ✌
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Up until a guy is 11 years old, all he wants to do is hit a home run. After that summer, they just want P***y - Artie Lange -- Enter Name Here
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But yeah, watching Artie Lange joke about heroin and Jerry Sandusky... this is what my life has become -- Cassie Martino
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Listening to Artie Lange talk about being a junkie. -- Frank D
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He is the man. Best stand up I've seen in awhile -- Jake Myers
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This Artie Lange stand up is pretty funny lol -- Your Mom
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He is fucking hysterical -- Johnny Meck
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Artie Lange seriously made my day -- Hans Kimmler
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Artie Lange on Comedy Central is way too funny -- Andrei Kirilenko
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He is my new favorite comedian -- Jared Finsterbusch
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He is hilarious -- Jay Doc
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The only other one is artie lange bombing and head floating to ceiling next thing artie rembmers is ... louie host comes out yelling -- GymBunsenBurner
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He is lookin rough af -- Rachel
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Artie lange's comedy central special is fantastic -- Tim Storino
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Damm artie lange is lookin rough -- Doak
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Friends ARTIE LANGE has a new special @ Midnight, relax East Coasters it replays a hour or so L8r on Com Cent ENJOY -- JEFF BEVERLY
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I forgot how funny he is -- Matt Ahearn
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" Cristal meth is a great drug if you need to walk to st. Lewis one weekend " Artie Lange -- *honestly*
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He is on Comedy Central. I need to laugh. -- Big Donnie McLain
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Artie Lange( Stench of Failure is on Comedy Central. The great news is that Tracy Morgan is on after. -- RealGabagool
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Artie lange is killing it. -- Tom Callahan
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He is the worst stand up comedian I've ever seen -- Joshy
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He is on Comedy Central -- Chris Zee
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How the fuck is Artie Lange only 47 the dude looks like shit -- ebola
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Turn it to comedy ventral he is on -- TheRandomBoner
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