Artie Lange

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Comedian, radio personality (Famous from MADtv cast member (1995 through 1996), Howard Stern Show sidekick (mid 2001 - present))
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Artie Lange is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his large body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Plus Showtime Special I did in July @ Montreal Comedy Fest is January 8 (This Friday night too) "The Nasty Show Hosted by Artie Lange" --
  • 3 star rating UGH ARTIE LANGE IS GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW ON TUESDAY please ban him from the show he s awful --
  • 4 star rating Beer league is definitely an all time great movie. he is a genius! --
  • 4 star rating Artie lange is on the tonight show again next week too --
  • 2 star rating A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange --
  • 4 star rating K is going to be on with Artie Lange..... Awesome. --
  • 3 star rating Is it bad that I want to be the Artie Lange of my profession, minus the heroin addiction? --
  • 2 star rating Quick question: How many copies of Artie Lange's Beer League do you own? My guess is either 3 or 0. --
  • 4 star rating Where can Artie lange be found now dammit! He is my favorite! --
  • 5 star rating An American comedian I like a lot I is Doug Stanhope. Doesn't mean there aren't others who are great though i.e. Louis CK, Artie Lange... --
  • 4 star rating My favorite standup comedian is Artie Lange. He cracks me up. --
  • 5 star rating good god is that the guy who ate Artie Lange? --
  • 1 star rating Watching old episodes of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and he is fucking awesome he should take over for Letterman --
  • 1 star rating Sure! Would you like fries with that..oh silly me, of course you would. Fat is cool if you're Artie Lange. You're no Artie. --
  • 4 star rating the drunk behind us is like an unfunny Artie Lange --
  • 2 star rating A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange --
  • 3 star rating Whoa whoa whoa WAIT. he is alive? I totally thought he died eight years ago. --
  • 1 star rating Good to see Artie Lange aka being hilarious on big time tv... great bit about boxing vs MMA. How do I find his show online? --
  • 2 star rating Artie Lange mike tyson bit is my new favorite thing In life. Holy fuck!!! you are fuckin awesome man --
  • 5 star rating In retrspct, few of th parents/teachers/adults wd've known wht That's My White Mama is & shdn't've let me go on w my Artie Lange impression. --
  • 2 star rating A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange --
  • 5 star rating Artie Lange's new stand up special is hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating That part when he is talking about mma in his stand up special is funny as fuck --
  • 5 star rating He is a funny ass guy --
  • 5 star rating Lol the new Artie Lange special is garbage. --
  • 5 star rating He is tht nigga --
  • 1 star rating Up until a guy is 11 years old, all he wants to do is hit a home run. After that summer, they just want P***y - Artie Lange --
  • 2 star rating But yeah, watching Artie Lange joke about heroin and Jerry Sandusky... this is what my life has become --
  • 4 star rating Listening to Artie Lange talk about being a junkie. --
  • 5 star rating He is the man. Best stand up I've seen in awhile --
  • 5 star rating This Artie Lange stand up is pretty funny lol --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hysterical --
  • 5 star rating Artie Lange seriously made my day --
  • 5 star rating Artie Lange on Comedy Central is way too funny --
  • 5 star rating He is my new favorite comedian --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating The only other one is artie lange bombing and head floating to ceiling next thing artie rembmers is ... louie host comes out yelling --
  • 5 star rating He is lookin rough af --
  • 5 star rating Artie lange's comedy central special is fantastic --
  • 5 star rating Damm artie lange is lookin rough --
  • 1 star rating Friends ARTIE LANGE has a new special @ Midnight, relax East Coasters it replays a hour or so L8r on Com Cent ENJOY --
  • 5 star rating I forgot how funny he is --
  • 3 star rating " Cristal meth is a great drug if you need to walk to st. Lewis one weekend " Artie Lange --
  • 5 star rating He is on Comedy Central. I need to laugh. --
  • 2 star rating Artie Lange( Stench of Failure is on Comedy Central. The great news is that Tracy Morgan is on after. --
  • 5 star rating Artie lange is killing it. --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst stand up comedian I've ever seen --
  • 5 star rating He is on Comedy Central --
  • 4 star rating How the fuck is Artie Lange only 47 the dude looks like shit --
  • 5 star rating Turn it to comedy ventral he is on --

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