Ari Shaffir

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating When is the ari Shaffir stuff dropping --
  • 5 star rating He is here --
  • 4 star rating So excited to see Ari Shaffir tonight at Helium Comedy Club! --
  • 3 star rating I met Ari Shaffir Wednesday night and helped Matt Shultz crowd surf last night. I am living. --
  • 3 star rating My first comedy show and i m sitting 2 feet away from ari shaffir jesus christ --
  • 1 star rating My dad will boycott a comedy series because they fired Ari Shaffir but won t boycott Chic Fil A for funding conversion therapy --
  • 3 star rating Comment does not know how excited i am to see ari shaffir and kill tony in the same week --
  • 5 star rating he is a pedophile --
  • 5 star rating Woah woah woah, he is coming to town very soon! --
  • 5 star rating Holy fuck ari shaffir was so funny --
  • 4 star rating My dumb accent is either Southern or ~Ari Shaffir --
  • 5 star rating ARI SHAFFIR IS NOT FUNNY --
  • 5 star rating Is Ari Shaffir still in HELL? --
  • 3 star rating Donnell Rawlings Impression of the ari Shaffir Kobe video is my favorite thing ever --
  • 3 star rating He is a bitch, wont let myself ever forget his Kobe bullshit, fuck him --
  • 3 star rating He is hilarious, a lot of the ppl mad at him literally don t know him --
  • 4 star rating Donnell Rawlings' impression of he is fucking tremendous. --
  • 4 star rating Is there audio/video of when ari shaffir dosed bert kreischer lmao? --
  • 3 star rating Ari Shaffir destroying his career bc of those Kobe comments is funnier than any joke he's ever told --
  • 5 star rating I'm really glad he isn't a thing anymore. --
  • 1 star rating The only good thing that came out of Kobe Bryant's death is that Ari Shaffir probably doesn't have a career anymore. --
  • 5 star rating Ari shaffir is probably the most underrated comedian evr. love that dude --
  • 1 star rating I swear I FUCKIN SWEAR My new boss is either DIRECTLY related to Ice Poseidon or just has the EXACT voice of Ari Shaffir --
  • 5 star rating So he is kind of a piece of shit huh --
  • 3 star rating How great is Ari Shaffir's joke going to be when Michael Rapaport dies? --
  • 3 star rating People don't like Ari Shaffir because he called Kobe a Rapist. But... He was. So? --
  • 1 star rating "For comment, this is crazier than when Kobe died, and I thought that was a celebration." - Ari Shaffir, in his head probably --
  • 3 star rating I think it s great that Hillary is starting a podcast but weird that he is the first guest. --
  • 3 star rating Ari Shaffir made that Kobe joke and his life is literally ruined lmfaooo lfggg --
  • 3 star rating Ari shaffir is still on protected after making fun of kobe bryant's death good. --
  • 5 star rating I feel sorry for you if you think he is funny --
  • 4 star rating Rumor has it that Quaden Bayles bully is actually Ari Shaffir. --
  • 3 star rating I still can t wait for the day that I see Ari Shaffir on the street so I can beat him to a pulp. --
  • 5 star rating I love Ari Shaffir so gaddamm much --
  • 4 star rating This Is Not Happening was so much better when Ari Shaffir hosted it --
  • 3 star rating Ari shaffir is the type of dude who would cough at you if he had corona --
  • 5 star rating There s something really inspiring about Bobby lee having the courage to shove a Twix candy bar up his ass on podcast with ari Shaffir --
  • 1 star rating Ari Shaffir owns this song Ari Shaffir owns this song Ari Shaffir owns this song This song is owned by Ari Shaffir --
  • 4 star rating Saw Ari Shaffir s so bombed October video I m having a 7-point day --
  • 3 star rating I will only trust a covid vaccine if doses are distributed by Ari Shaffir --
  • 5 star rating I hate ari shaffir --
  • 4 star rating Has Ari Shaffir roasted Screech yet? Or is it because he s not black? --
  • 5 star rating Not jacob sartorius being my new celebrity crush get in line w ari shaffir n pete davidson ig --
  • 4 star rating Ari shaffir really never recovered from the kobe thing --
  • 5 star rating My mom at like 55 asked me if i'd ever heard of Ari shaffir and my honest reaction was "oh no" because i knew this was gonna be a problem --
  • 1 star rating Imagine thinking andrew schultz/ari shaffir/any of these podcasting bros are funny and not the same fucking person --
  • 5 star rating I don't get it, why would you follow comedians like Bill Burr, Ari Shaffir etc. and get offended? That's clown competency right there --
  • 1 star rating Who gets pregnant off a tinder date?! Also though, who gets pregnant at all? Enough guys, it s unoriginal -Ari Shaffir --
  • 4 star rating Here; drink this. You ll be fine. Ari Shaffir, probably. --
  • 4 star rating He is always responsible for somebody getting high on shrooms --

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