Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ari Shaffir I'm a crusher
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Ari Shaffir is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Ari Shaffir
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When is the ari Shaffir stuff dropping -- _DenisKilduffJr
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He is here -- Genghis Calm 🏇🏼
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So excited to see Ari Shaffir tonight at Helium Comedy Club! -- Levi Diener
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I met Ari Shaffir Wednesday night and helped Matt Shultz crowd surf last night. I am living. -- subpar chelle
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My first comedy show and i m sitting 2 feet away from ari shaffir jesus christ -- 🔥casey🔥
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My dad will boycott a comedy series because they fired Ari Shaffir but won t boycott Chic Fil A for funding conversion therapy -- parker 🕷 // NOT A GIRL
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Comment does not know how excited i am to see ari shaffir and kill tony in the same week -- buttermilk jesus
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he is a pedophile -- 🤾🏿♂️
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Woah woah woah, he is coming to town very soon! -- Lucy
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Holy fuck ari shaffir was so funny -- gonzo
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My dumb accent is either Southern or ~Ari Shaffir -- Herb Eaversmels
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ARI SHAFFIR IS NOT FUNNY -- Tara Shumway
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Is Ari Shaffir still in HELL? -- Vick Da Cruz
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Donnell Rawlings Impression of the ari Shaffir Kobe video is my favorite thing ever -- 🤤Hocapöntis (former crack dealer)🛸
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He is a bitch, wont let myself ever forget his Kobe bullshit, fuck him -- Nate Beltran
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He is hilarious, a lot of the ppl mad at him literally don t know him -- TKAY SUPERCHILL
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Ari Shaffir drugging Bert Kreischer with MDMA in front of his children is one of the funniest contributions to podcast history. -- JustBleedMMA
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Is there audio/video of when ari shaffir dosed bert kreischer lmao? -- comin out strong
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Ari Shaffir destroying his career bc of those Kobe comments is funnier than any joke he's ever told -- jaan
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I'm really glad he isn't a thing anymore. -- Clay Hughes
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The only good thing that came out of Kobe Bryant's death is that Ari Shaffir probably doesn't have a career anymore. -- Joseph Goss
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Ari shaffir is probably the most underrated comedian evr. love that dude -- The Colossus of Clout
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I swear I FUCKIN SWEAR
My new boss is either DIRECTLY related to Ice Poseidon or just has the EXACT voice of Ari Shaffir -- ShmoltZ
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So he is kind of a piece of shit huh -- Dan U AH MUH KWEEN Unger
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How great is Ari Shaffir's joke going to be when Michael Rapaport dies? -- Tango Hotel Charlie
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People don't like Ari Shaffir because he called Kobe a Rapist. But... He was. So? -- Brandon B
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"For comment, this is crazier than when Kobe died, and I thought that was a celebration." - Ari Shaffir, in his head probably -- Chief Purify Your Soul (for a small fee)
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I think it s great that Hillary is starting a podcast but weird that he is the first guest. -- John Danek
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Ari Shaffir made that Kobe joke and his life is literally ruined lmfaooo lfggg -- bertoington
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Ari shaffir is still on protected after making fun of kobe bryant's death
good. -- lupin the third is looking right at you
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I feel sorry for you if you think he is funny -- BradBeal will be a Raptor 2020
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Rumor has it that Quaden Bayles bully is actually Ari Shaffir. -- COKELOGIC 🐈
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I still can t wait for the day that I see Ari Shaffir on the street so I can beat him to a pulp. -- jonathan swissa
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I love Ari Shaffir so gaddamm much -- Dandy
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This Is Not Happening was so much better when Ari Shaffir hosted it -- han
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Ari shaffir is the type of dude who would cough at you if he had corona -- I Set My Friends On Fire Stan Account
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There s something really inspiring about Bobby lee having the courage to shove a Twix candy bar up his ass on podcast with ari Shaffir -- NICOLE RICHIE
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Ari Shaffir owns this song
Ari Shaffir owns this song
Ari Shaffir owns this song
This song is owned by Ari Shaffir -- Daboratory Podcasts
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Saw Ari Shaffir s so bombed October video I m having a 7-point day -- Mike K
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I will only trust a covid vaccine if doses are distributed by Ari Shaffir -- Jimmy VHyde
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I hate ari shaffir -- Myles Bell
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Has Ari Shaffir roasted Screech yet? Or is it because he s not black? -- Right Hand Arm, Man
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Not jacob sartorius being my new celebrity crush get in line w ari shaffir n pete davidson ig -- 🕷
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Ari shaffir really never recovered from the kobe thing -- LF
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My mom at like 55 asked me if i'd ever heard of Ari shaffir and my honest reaction was "oh no" because i knew this was gonna be a problem -- Corn Huska (soft a)
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Imagine thinking andrew schultz/ari shaffir/any of these podcasting bros are funny and not the same fucking person -- glen tennis
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I don't get it, why would you follow comedians like Bill Burr, Ari Shaffir etc. and get offended? That's clown competency right there -- Blackfxxt
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Who gets pregnant off a tinder date?! Also though, who gets pregnant at all? Enough guys, it s unoriginal -Ari Shaffir -- Exequiel
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Here; drink this. You ll be fine. Ari Shaffir, probably. -- Richie Gehr
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He is always responsible for somebody getting high on shrooms -- Pull Your Mask Up Shorty
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