Anthony Jeselnik

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is so funny holy moly -- Fabian
• He is a cross between Aphex Twin and Daniel Plainview -- Adam
• Anthony Jeselnik's success is the worst thing that could have happened to open mics. -- Reese Leonard
• Damn he is in PHX and I didn't hear about it? -- сняіs το τнε ρнεя
• He is me as a comedian. -- ~~~~~~~~~
• He is funny as fuck -- STEVE
• Ahh just found out my fav comedian he is coming to Nashville next weekend! -- Justin Dillehay
• ANTHONY JESELNIK IS IN PHOENIX NO WAY -- Tyler McCoy
• He is so hot, oh my god. -- Jessica Rabbit
• Alright anthony jeselnik is coming to Pittsburgh next week and I wanna go so bad -- John Kostelnik
• Just laughed so incredibly hard at Anthony Jeselnik for an hour straight. A master of comedy. -- Shabba Thanks
• Anthony jeselnik is a god -- bucket håt
• Anthony Jeselnik's special, Thoughts and Prayers. Wow. Just wow. This is so dark -- thankfully I'm already going to Hell. -- Derek
• I can't wait to see # 2 celeb crush of all time, Anthony Jeselnik. 1 is obvs Chappelle, so I super can't wait for that...IF EVER AGAIN -- kkupcake
• Want to go watch the anthony jeselnik standup set but the tickets are so damn expensive. Kansas was better. Cheap prices cozy venues. -- Nilesh Sawant
• 60 seconds of Anthony Jeselnik answering questions is literally amazing. -- Andrew Vidrio
• Is it me or does sound like Anthony Jeselnik? -- Max Powers
• I am so ready for this Anthony Jeselnik show -- Tommy Patterson
• Listening to Anthony Jeselnik describe Cats is the only review of Cats you need to know -- Heather Murray
• Anthony jeselnik is glorious -- karl melinn
• He is just so great. -- Rebs
• Jim Irsay's life is like the first five minutes of Law and Order SVU. (An Anthony Jeselnik joke) -- TDH
• He is hilarious! -- ACKROYD
• He is performing at the Paramount this November and there's no way that I won't be going to that. -- ALEKS
• He is the funniest man alive -- iamelijah
• He is the sexiest man alive. -- Bradley Gibbons
• I love that Kanye loves Anthony Jeselnik. That mf is hilarious!! -- AJ
• My life will be made when he is mean to me -- Halesss 
• "Going "ohhh" after a joke is just like laughing...but for pussies" -Anthony Jeselnik -- Brandon Schwarzman
• The String Cheese Incident is coming to Foxwoods....and Anthony Jeselnik...and BILL COSBY. -- Chris Magro
• Anthony jeselnik is a god -- skeeter
• Anthony Jeselnik's comedy album Shakespere is perfect -- Patrick Darcy
• My girlfriend makes me qant to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik -- Zorays Khalid
• He is the Lisa Lampanelli of men who fancy themselves comedians. That is not a compliment. -- Alex Miller
• He is beautiful oh my god. -- marley waterman
• He is just about as brutal as Daniel Tosh and I love it -- Matthew
• He is one funny guy -- DJ Weenz
• He is too funny -- Lex
• Ok nobody can deny that he is probably the smartest comedian out there -- Jamie
• Anthony Jeselnik show was hilarious! He is so much better in person! -- Zach Brown
• My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person - so I can get a better girlfriend. - Anthony Jeselnik -- Catch - Reno
• He is one of the funniest comedians in the business lol.... That guy gets my humor. -- Joshua
• I'm so glad I found out about Anthony Jeselnik -- Jon Malapit
• He is an ass. it's great. -- ryn
• He is pure comedic genius. Awesome show! -- Dennis D'Angelo
• He is hilarious -- Jeremy Dabney
• Fuck he is too funny -- Christian Nahaolelua
• He is great -- Madison Leeds
• I mean .. I think he is funny -- LGB
• Anthony Jeselnik might be the biggest dick on the face of the earth, but he is funny af. -- Nick Asimbaya

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