Andy Parsons

Andy Parsons (born 1967) is an English comedian and writer, who regularly appears on Mock the Week. With comedy partner Henry Naylor, he has written and presented nine seasons of Parsons and...

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• I pay 9k a year for an Andy Parsons lookalike to race through his lecture slides, whilst giving us no clue as to what the hell is going on -- Jacob Watson
• I am about to go watch Live at the Apollo being filmed whilst crossing my fingers for a severe lack of Andy Parsons. -- Rob Cleaver
• Seriously, when are they going to get rid of Andy Parsons? That man is not funny, at all. -- Nicola Atkinson
• He is the most awful human being on the planet -- //
• Never met anyone who thinks he is funny -- Ben Jr
• Who is it that thinks he is funny? -- John
• He is looking a lot like Pitbull -- Tom Ferguson
• Does Andy Parsons ever laugh at anyone else's gags? It's like he can't bear the idea of anyone else being amusing! -- Amanda Clark
• Andy parsons is an irritating bald fuck -- lozzzzaaaa
• How is andy parsons still on mock the week?? -- Dan Hewitt
• All I'm saying is, what if Andy Parsons AS A JOKE told you to kill several senior bakers? -- Zettel
• But he is awful. His biggest laughs come from follow-on jokes to other comedian's gags. -- Ben Sanderson
• Our artists talk ahead of the opening features Tony Partridge, Odey Curbelo & Norbert Vollath and is chaired by Andy Parsons. -- The Model
• Pabelbon is Andy Parsons irl -- Welp
• He is one funny man -- cillian
• On I watched "Dangerous Roads" (2:1). Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons in Siberia. Don't stop the car. Very cold. Ex Gulag camps. Turn around. -- Åsa
• Why on earth are youtube commenters complaining about the female comedians on Mock the Week when he is RIGHT THERE -- Sam
• I really like Andy Parsons but he does tell a joke in the same vein as a Dominos delivery guy who has got an approximate address. -- Davey Damage
• Our postman looks just like Andy Parsons. Very confusing. I keep expecting him to crack a joke when he puts a bill through my letterbox. -- Rosie G.
• (R): Players Championship 19, Last 128, Andy Parsons 3 (11) 6 Darron Brown -- PDCResults
• Ronaldo hates Messi more than comedy fans hate Andy Parsons. -- Terry
• Mock The Week round idea: Unlikely things to hear from Andy Parsons. 1) A well crafted, intelligent joke. -- Joseph Earley
• Has anyone ever laughed at Andy Parsons? -- Be(yon)c(é)ky
• My dad met andy parsons ffs -_- -- Ollie Kaye
• Watching Mock The week remembers me that Frankie Boyle is hilarious and a world class leader he is anoying as fuck Dara O'Brien <3 -- Darth Laser
• Something to aim for! is merely a grumpy voyeur. -- Philomena Wilson
• Andy parsons was ripping the shit out of Bideford tonight, very funny show though -- Alex
• Mum and Dad off to see Andy Parsons and I'm getting rid of my ginger hair, winner really! -- George
• He is making me crave KFC -- pork chop
• Why did no one tell me that he is in Cardiff this month oh my god -- Beth
• Mock the Week is decent, Milton is shit but Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons are so funny -- Sam Moffat
• That he is terrible! He's no funny at all. -- Jonny Hewitt
• He is just no funny. Everybody else on Mock the Week has done other stuff or moved on but he can't cause he is shit. -- DarthJarJar
• Is that Andy Parsons on Tyson fury's t-shirt? -- Harry Cunliffe
• "Your dad is a motherfucker" - Andy Parsons -- Exacerbate things
• It actually makes me angry that he is still on Mock the week. He's not funny! -- Daisy Newman
• Is this creepy bear going to be replacing Andy Parsons on the next series of -- Charles Crook
• Also: scallops w/ chorizo is nice because - chorizo is nice. (One for old-old-school Andy Parsons fans who rem the Shredded Wheat riff.) -- ponyhead
• How is Andy Parsons still on mock the week! Notice he's the only one who hasn't left to bigger things -- @ndy
• Is Andy Parsons as much of a politically devoid comedian on circuit as he is on Mock The Week? -- Simon Canning
• Tim vine is almost as unfunny as Andy Parsons. -- Emily Brookes
• He is just not funny. -- Cat Johnson
• Andy Parsons whole set is basically a subcomment of the news -- Let it Joel
• Andy Parsons did a funny on Mock The Week, I'm so confused. -- B
• Heard Andy Parsons voice. Feel bad for the football season. -- CookyWookBot
• Watching an old Mock The Week. The bemused looks on everyone else's face when Andy Parsons tries another unfunny "joke" are hilarious. -- Enough Of That Now
• He is not funny -- Mr Chin
• Andy parsons bare isn't even funny at all he's just an obnoxious annoying bald person -- m&s bitch x
• Also he isn't funny -- Ruth
• Never even noticed that andy parsons had left mock the week until I watched a clip from an old episode because he was so boring -- ARD

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