Andy Carroll

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• "The club signs the player, not me.' - Antonio Conte Sounds like a man who knows that he is on the way. -- Paddy Power
• Andy Carroll is quality on fifa 14! -- Jake Gravett
• Kane Is Just A Younger Version Of Andy Carroll.. Overrated. -- El-Malek™
• Andy Carroll to LFC was better value for money than Soldado has been for Spurs. That's how shite Soldado is. -- Stephen Williams
• Soldado is a bigger flop then big andy Carroll -- Marni Maan LFC
• He is going to be out record transfer for ever isn't he -- Jordan
• Apparently he is hosting a function where alcohol and cocaine must be bought to -- BFP
• West Ham striker Andy Carroll says being injured has been "a nightmare" but he hopes to return to training soon after ankle surgery. -- Premier Team
• Who else is not feeling overjoyed at the prospect of Andy Carroll returning to action.Surely we will have to play a different way again.hoof -- ⚒ patrick kenny ⚒
• Andy Carroll [groin] "is not going to play this weekend". Bilic says the striker hasn't trained for "a long time". -- Ben Dinnery
• If this is true, Liverpool got swindled and we might see Andy Carroll 2.0 -- Charles Azoba
• Andy Carroll should be back training next month but says there is "no target" for his comeback. Forgotten man. -- Natter Football
• He is the record signing for two Premier league clubs Lee McNamee D.j. Carson Herby Eastwood -- Chris Lenaghan
• Luis Suarez on Andy Carroll- "He is very underrated and Brendan Rodgers didn't give him the chance at Liverpool" -- Football Swoop
• £32 million for Mangala is up there with the Andy Carroll buy for me -- danny
• Would rather have Andy Carroll thank dzeko bloke don't move so i presume he's a target man but never wins a header -- Ashley Clark
• Saw Andy Carroll today, he is so beautiful -- PoppyMurchison
• I say it every time I see a picture of them but I don't care... Andy Carroll's girlfriend is so ugly -- leonie
• Why isn't Andy Carroll me fella -- Faye
• ''he is targeting Europe.'' Pa za koliko proma i gol na Apton Parku, lopta mora da pogodi kontinentalnu Evropu -- Niki
• Andy Carroll's right, West Ham can at least try to reach Europe. So the BBC insinuating he's a moron backing them for the Top 4 is harsh. -- In the Gheto'o
• So Andy Carroll thinks West Ham can qualify for the Champions League. Perhaps, but just leave it with Sakho and Valencia mate... -- Dan Church
• Woah... he is alive? -- Val
• James Keene can't win you a league....period. He is the Andy Carroll of the ISL... -- jaideep 18
• That Mark Clattenburg Ed Sheeran story is ridiculous but not as bad as the time Kenny took Andy Carroll to see Boyzone. -- Daniel McLaughlin
• He is gonna struggle to get back into our team. Competition for places looking class though! -- Sam yc Bailey
• Am I the only one who is slightly excited that big Andy Carroll will soon be back in the West Ham squad -- Lee
• He is back in training!!! -- AnthonyHornsby
• Great,he is back in training -- Jack Pearce
• Haller is nothing more than an Ivorian Andy Carroll. Except he's shit in the air. -- Paul
• So I suppose now Mario Balotelli is the best striker in the world and the best signing since Andy Carroll again now -- Curtis Livingstone
• Rickie Lambert is another Andy Carroll.. -- MR MP3NAIJA
• QUOTES: he is looking forward to Saturday's game at Everton after overcoming his ankle problem. -- West Ham United FC
• So doubts over Stuart Downing & Diafra Sakho for Saturday. Got a feeling I will be watching Andy Carroll & Kevin Nolan at Goodison Park. -- Ultimo Dickinson
• "I wouldn t say he s 100% match fit but he is ready to start." -Sam Allardyce on Andy Carroll. -- WHUFC Fans Corner
• However, he is expected to start according to the Daily Mirror. -- West Ham Transfers
• Everton/West Ham. Doubts around Sakho and Baines so perhaps not solid shouts. Naismith to return to form. Downing a doubt. Andy Carroll? -- Footy Jackpot Game
• Andy Carroll: "I'm feeling really good. I've worked a lot with the medical staff and they've got me fighting fit and I'm feeling great." -- Iron Views
• Rickie Lambert is a target for West Ham if he is allowed to rejoin Newcastle -- Transfer Central
• Well atleast Sturridge is less injury prone than Andy Carroll. Yeah. I know. I'm stretching... -- Taintless Red
• Lads it's alright, we'll sign the next Andy Carroll in January. Or is that Rickie..? Oh. -- Alex Corns
• is the Andy Carroll of the 2014-2015 season -- Kiran Moodley
• You'd think Daniel sturridge is Andy Carroll at this rate, liverpool have got no chance of even finishing in top ten without him! -- O W E N
• Is Sturridge the new andy Carroll? -- Matt Johnson
• Christ I didn't think there was a more injury prone striker than Andy Carroll but fuck me Danny Sturridge is trying his best -- DanJames ⚽
• Looking like Daniel Sturridge is the new Andy Carroll you wonder how they even became footballers -- Couch Potato Sports
• Is stevie may related to andy carroll or what? -- Pete Jones
• He is scoring the winner today. You know it, I know it and there s nothing anyone can do about it -- West Ham COYI
• So today I saw Frank Lampard in Selfridges, Sam Allerdyce walking down the street and Billi Mucklow/Andy Carroll in Topshop -- Keziah Vantuykom
• And don t let it be forgot, for all the bad signings we ve made since. he is still by far and away the worst signing EVER. -- Dan Shepherd

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