Andy Borowitz

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating We actually filter out "idiots" in our comments section. Andy Borowitz's content isn't up to scratch on an internet comments board. --
  • 3 star rating Also, 'Says You' is the only thing to ever make me wish Andy Borowitz had a radio show. --
  • 5 star rating So a woman put her comment account on an online dating profile and she follows Andy Borowitz and that's a totally fair dealbreaker, right? --
  • 1 star rating "There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life." Wise words, Andy Borowitz, wise words. --
  • 5 star rating "It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas." ~ Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating Am I the only person who can t stand Andy Borowitz? His work is all LOOK AT ME WRITING THE SATIRE HAHA, with the subtlety of a castration. --
  • 5 star rating It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas.-Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating Andy Borowitz -"It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas." --
  • 1 star rating Andy Borowitz: "Trump is facing a backlash from supporters who attended his rallies but didn't get to beat anyone up." --
  • 4 star rating Ok maddow is reciting an Andy Borowitz piece on television, I'm done --
  • 2 star rating Andy Borowitz "I'm so excited about Congress coming back tomorrow." -- Owner of Capitol Hill escort service --
  • 5 star rating Prediction for 2015: Borowitz Report's wacky satirical headline, "Andy Borowitz Is The New Yorker's Last Subscriber," is inadvertently true --
  • 1 star rating There are two groups of people who I dismiss out of hand: those who read Elite Daily and those who think he is funny. --
  • 5 star rating The real Chris Rock is commenting links to screenshots of Andy Borowitz columns, and that might be worse than the Chris Rock parody accounts. --
  • 5 star rating "The one hitch for Jeb Bush is I'm pretty sure the constitution forbids Dick Cheney from being President for a third term." Andy Borowitz --
  • 3 star rating The only thing about aging that terrifies me is that I may someday start to like Andy Borowitz. --
  • 3 star rating Andy Borowitz: Is this English error because you are faux quoting the idiot? "If I were him...." --
  • 5 star rating So it turns out that the Republicans' "big tent" is actually filled with white supremacists, KKK members and neo-Nazis ~ Andy Borowitz Yep --
  • 1 star rating If you've ever laughed at The Onion or The Daily Show (or even Andy Borowitz, whatever, I don't judge), this is an attack on you. --
  • 4 star rating "Humor that offends absolutely no one is not humor." -Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating The real Chris Rock is commenting links to screenshots of Andy Borowitz columns, and that might be worse than the Chris Rock parody accounts. --
  • 2 star rating I've given Andy Borowitz a chance. I really, really have. I'm sorry, man, but The Onion just does it better. --
  • 4 star rating He is the Daily Currant to the Daily Currant. He s awful. --
  • 1 star rating Hey it's me, your dope-ass divinity, trollin' with my trinity, who thinks he is funny. Anyway, here's a racist comment --
  • 3 star rating After this Brian Williams debacle it looks like he is now the most trusted name in news. --
  • 2 star rating Of course this is satire. It's the Beaverton. Kinda like Andy Borowitz. And American television in general. --
  • 1 star rating "Looking forward to getting this vaccination controversy behind us so we can start debating the benefits of air" - Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating "Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself, 'At least Mitch McConnell isn't in the same room talking to me right now.'" -- Andy Borowitz --
  • 4 star rating The fiercest comment hate of all is Andy Borowitz comment hate. --
  • 1 star rating Republicans Defend Measles Virus' Right to Life: "Every life is precious, even that of a tiny virus." - Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating Andy Borowitz and Bill Maher in a studio apartment for all of eternity, clamoring for attention over who is smarter and funnier (no and no) --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 2 star rating To paraphrase Andy Borowitz, it's scary that we live in a time where the non-debatable is debatable. --
  • 3 star rating Andy Borowitz s A Letter From Joni Ernst is maybe one of the worst things I ve ever read --
  • 3 star rating Seriously, who are the people who read and enjoy Andy Borowitz? What are they like? --
  • 1 star rating Prophecy: The Second Coming will occur this year, so Jesus can tell people not to vote for Trump. Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating Andy Borowitz: "It's not fair that Sarah Palin expects everyone to speak her language when she is the only one who understands it." --
  • 5 star rating Andy Borowitz: GOP horror about Trump is like dog breeder who' spent 30 yrs raising pit bulls & is shocked when one bites him on the ass --
  • 1 star rating The fact that Ted Cruz was born in Canada is the only compelling argument I've heard for halting immigration. -Andy Borowitz --
  • 1 star rating I have this theory that the same people that think House of Cards is a good show are the same people that think he is funny --
  • 5 star rating Andy Borowitz: Sarah Palin says she'd like to serve in the Trump administration. So now we just need two more horsemen & we're good to go. --
  • 4 star rating Andy Borowitz so pissed off that Kim Davis stole his next idea. --
  • 1 star rating Trump's decision to wait until he's President to learn anything about national security is a real time-saver. ~ Andy Borowitz --
  • 5 star rating RNC's Rance Priebus via Andy Borowitz: Obama...is out of touch with reality... Donald Trump spent fourteen seasons hosting a reality show. --
  • 5 star rating Is Andy Borowitz funny? --
  • 3 star rating Late Night with Seth Meyers is the television equivalent of an Andy Borowitz column. --
  • 5 star rating Who knows how his POTUS run is going to play out, but what Ben Carson is saying can't be good for his brain surgery practice. Andy Borowitz --
  • 3 star rating Typically not a fan of using comment to just straight complain, but he is the worst. --
  • 3 star rating Is it okay to unfriend people who like Andy Borowitz columns on Facebook? --
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